Jump to content

Home

What would you do?


Agen

Recommended Posts

That ain't funny if it really happened. :D

 

First I'd stay away from the windows.

Second I'd throw a Molatov ****tail onto one of them.

Third I'd call the cops.

 

There you go 1,2,3. :D

 

Edit, holy crap. Auto censoring. Well it should be Molatov Cokctail, but switch the second C and K

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I would become the Starkiller and smite them, or failing that, use my Half-Ogre strengh to hurl their bricks back at them and smash their heads in with my guitar, as if they were evil corporate pigs!

 

*Smashing Guitar copyright to Deac's band. Any head smashing will result in a lawsuit/having a half-ogre come and beat you up. You have been warned. *

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just visit the RPG forums!

 

Incidently Deac fans-on the Lucasforums banner, a man is shown fighting Darth Vader with a blue lightsaber. That is a picture by Ralph McQuarrie drawn for the 2nd draft of ANH, in which a character called Deak Starkiller (Yes, that is where I stole the name from.) replaced Leia as being captured by Vader and in need of rescue by his brother Luke Starkiller. Deak Starkiller ended up as one of Luke's friends, with 1 line in a scene they cut.

 

*Luke is in the Tosche station, and runs in to greet Biggs and tell his friends a space battle is going on. They don't believe him, it's been a false alarm before*

 

Luke: Hey! There's a battle goin' on outside!

 

Deak: Oh no! Not again! Forget it!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I could do one of many things:

 

A. Explain to them I'm not financially secure enough to have them rennovate my house.

2. Give them directions to their redneck friend's house for their birck hurling party.

F. Toss out a pipe bomb at them with an electronic detonator, then detonate it.

7. Wait till their chainsaws run out of gas, and they run out of bricks, and hope they leave, cowering in a corner.

 

OR

 

A. Go on a murderous rampage, torching the bodies when done, pleading not guilty on reason of insanity = brought on by this place.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They are threating you and your property with dangerious weapons, if you shoot then and kill then it is legal in the US

 

its called self defence, and most of ya wont have a better chance getting away killing a few guys then picking them off from then second floor of your home with a nice rifle

 

(yes i can have access to them if i really needed so...)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...