GendoTheGreat Posted October 19, 2002 Posted October 19, 2002 ^ Oh yeah? < Well here it is! V ^Read it and weep.
Darth Eggplant Posted October 19, 2002 Author Posted October 19, 2002 ^ you are so mean, I hope you go out tonight and are forced into having long, hot, and soul shuddering, sex with a beutiful woman. < ....not much to say (I guess the cat has my tongue) V pssst your epidermus is showing
GendoTheGreat Posted October 19, 2002 Posted October 19, 2002 ^ Yes, I know < I'm completely naked under my clothes. V Try not to imagine me naked. If you value your sanity, for the love of god TRY!
JofaGuht Posted October 19, 2002 Posted October 19, 2002 ^ I'll try not to, even though I have no sanity to value. < Everyone in the entire world are against my artistic taste. It's like my favorite movies are everyone elses worst. And vise versa. I'm in a huge argument with a friend right now cause of that. His favorite movie, American Psycho, when I can't understand why anyone could possibly enjoy it at the least. It was the worst ****ing of all time. V The next post will be Eggplant calling me and art fag once again.
Darth Eggplant Posted October 20, 2002 Author Posted October 20, 2002 ^ actually points for being psychic more points because American Psycho was worse than lots of stuff I have ever seen and I'm glad you hate it too however you should not argue about stuff like that you simply say, that movie was crap, but if you like it we'll then your just an art fag and move on < but just to keep you happy and bitching, your avi is too small to see well, but not small enough to not notice the white flecks or tell tale signs of a bad transparent bg. and lastly The Residents, pishshaw a highly over rated band, if I ever I never heard of one. :wink: V wow 2am gues I should go to bed what time is it in your sector?
GendoTheGreat Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 ^ At a guess I'd say it's about time my friend dropped off the copies of Win 98 and XP he's been promising me for the last three billion fucking years. < I shot the sherrif. Then I ripped his heart out with my bare hands and ate it raw. V Care to join me for dinner?
Darth Eggplant Posted October 20, 2002 Author Posted October 20, 2002 ^ silly man it would take 2 whole days to fly there and by then it would be cold, and I really dislike cold tube grub pie. < hope your friend delivers soon, if not email me okay. I am having a late turkey dinner today with cranberries never had thanksgiving last week, in Canada we hold it on Columbus day or near to it. that way we can give thanks for commiting Genocide on a wide scale while happily filling our fat obese North Amercian faces. V so what's eating you?
GendoTheGreat Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 ^ Enzymes. < Grim Fandango is l337! LOLFGMGOLOL! V Keep that ^ and I'll take you V
JofaGuht Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 ^yeah, sure. Whatever. Like you could take me. (Kay DARTH, First of all, Residents are not overrated because most people I know don't like them. I only know a couple of people who do. Second, I really don't care about the appearance of my avatar, at least I pick one and stay with one, unlike you. third, I don't fight over movies with my friends, I just debate their opinions. Everything is clean. Fourth, listen to the album Wormwood by residents. Its their best one. You probably have only heard early stuff like the stuff from duck stab.) < I accept my unique taste. V Yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before.
Darth Eggplant Posted October 21, 2002 Author Posted October 21, 2002 ^ read Sinister Eggmen my poem in the Blue Casket man that is so you. you amuse me. < poor Lateralis he is forlorn and melancholy but at least he got some. (more than I can say for you with a chip on your shoulder that big. hey I think the grounds keepers of Mount Rushmore are looking for Lincoln's wart, that must be that chip on your shoulder) V I offer to thee the gift of Blue Jello
JofaGuht Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 ^ Glad to be of your amusement. I amuse a lot of people. I think I'm pretty damn funny myself. < My definition of sleeping is staring at a ceiling for eight hours. V Maybe you could use sleep yourself.
GendoTheGreat Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 ^ I sure could, but it ain't gonna happen for me tonight. < I love the Nightshift. I love to boogie. I love the double-time-and-a-half, oh yeeeah. Tonight I will be embracing temperatures up to minus 50 degrees. Celcius. I love the smell of dead frozen animals in the morning. V In the event of my inevitable freezing death, I leave you all my debts. Enjoy! Watch out for the loansharks though.
Darth Eggplant Posted October 21, 2002 Author Posted October 21, 2002 ^ I feel so special inheriting your debts. *deadbeat* < ! V ?
GendoTheGreat Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 ^ ?. >?<?? ??!??! #%*@#@!!!!! < A big stupid head. V Don't eat rocks, it's suprisingly bad for your teeth.
Darth Eggplant Posted October 22, 2002 Author Posted October 22, 2002 ^ pop rocks taste so good just like candy rock should < have two flat feet V Quack, quack, Moo?
GendoTheGreat Posted October 31, 2002 Posted October 31, 2002 ^ BANG! BANG! Thud. < Loves Jofa's new avatar. It makes me giggle. And fall to the floor. And recite bible passages backwards. And giggle some more. And vomit pea soup. Uh-oh. V Have you seen Blue Streak? It's funny.
Darth Eggplant Posted November 1, 2002 Author Posted November 1, 2002 ^ is that with supposed comedian Martin Lawrence? no he frightens me. < I saw a cool Jack animation online once but the right mouse button had been disabled so I could not get him. V today is going to hurl their bones into the drink, it is sort of a day of the dead tradition.
GendoTheGreat Posted November 2, 2002 Posted November 2, 2002 ^ Kind of, but I'm doing it the other way around. The drink will be going into me. < I wish I had a thing that did stuff. Stuff is awesome. V Blargh!
JofaGuht Posted November 2, 2002 Posted November 2, 2002 ^ Stuff is not half as cool as things. < I'm in a lucid dream and I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING. So stop telling me to quit flying around and eating my favorite foods and asking my lathe of heaven what the source of all creation is. V So what's it like to be a character in someone else's dream?
Darth Eggplant Posted November 2, 2002 Author Posted November 2, 2002 ^ I can't remember because I am presently hypnotised by your all seeing eye < I am very envious, because I do not think I will ever find a better avi than the one Jofa has now. V you too are also under the thrall of the eye of JofaGuht.
JofaGuht Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 ^ My minds eye that it. < It's time for pepto bismal. I've never woken up feeling so indegested in my life. riously,I think I'll vomit. V I1 you don't think that's gross I think you should stop looking at my eye avi. It's not that good. Darth, keep the one you have now. Its good.
Darth Eggplant Posted November 3, 2002 Author Posted November 3, 2002 ^ Eye still like it:D < I Love the smell of peptol puke in the morning. It smells like victory V pook?
JofaGuht Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 ^ You are a sick person also with a somewhat cool avi. Keep that one. < Right now I am writing a short story that will offend christians around the world. Not that I have anything against them. V Life is sure funny, maybe that's why I am always laughing hysterically in this padded-room of mine.
Darth Eggplant Posted November 3, 2002 Author Posted November 3, 2002 ^ Negativeland has a funny song called Christianity is Stupid off the Escape From Noise album, you might like it. < do we get to read your manifesto when it is done? V If you should fall from grace with god where no doctor can relieve you, should we stick you in the sod where the angels won't receive you, should we let you down into the mud where the rivers all run dry?
JofaGuht Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 ^ More like falling TO grace. Gosh I crack myself up so much. < Sure you can all read it. It actually doesn't have anything against christians in it but i'm sure it will offend them. The first half has to do with a love relationship when the second has to do with the horrifying means of the second coming. It's voilent and perverted, but that's the point. V So of those of you who want to read it, tell me and I'll send it to you.
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