Fun things to do at Wal-Mart

[Darth Knight]

You've probably heard these before but oh well.

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

 

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

 

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

 

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

 

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

 

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

 

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

 

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

 

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

 

. 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

 

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

 

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

 

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

 

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

 

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

 

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

 

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least...

 

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

 

 

Make up some more if you would like

[Sivy]

they're great, i'll try some of those next time i go shopping,

 

another one would be to take a big magnet and wipe all the videos (like in fight club)

[Altus_Thrawn]

Those are hilarious.

 

Look at computer games muttering to yourself and then complain to the electronics guy about no selection.

[Ratmjedi]

Go into Wal-Mart with a lot of friends and play Football right before they close. Me and like 12 friends did that. We got chased by security and it was pretty funny. Also travel in big packs and you will have security's attention in no time. Hehehehehehehehehehe:D

[Sam]

Those are pretty funny. If I think of one i'll post it

[Lunatic Jedi]

Climb into the ball bin and yell "Help! I'm drowning!"

[Darth Groovy]

Run through the isles naked with a rubber glove on your head and yell "LOOK I'M A SQUID!"

[Sam]

[Sivy]

when in a queue or crowded area, complain loudly about your highly contagious disease and scratch yourself like a lunatic while also mentioning the very nasty rash you have particularly around the crotch

[Kstar__2]

LOL

 

hahahahahaha

 

start pressing codes into the "code thingy" next to the magazin doors:D

[Mandalorian54]

Can't say I've done much of those but me and my friend had some pretty good times in Walmart.

 

We threw a football back and forth,and played with the soccer and hockey gear.

 

then a lady came and told us to stop.but we diden't get kicked out.

[TiE23]

1.yell BOMB!! in the toy section,

 

2.put lacy bras in guys shopping carts,

 

3.switch babys with dolls in the little seats on carts,

 

4.put a stink bomb in the bath room and stay, "do not go in there!"

 

5.put a stink bomb behind the counter of the Mc Donalds when the cashier insn't looking

 

hehe

[TiE23]

Tell the bagger to put certian items in certian bags:D

[UberBub]

Normally I would say all those things are stupid and immature, and ... they are. But some were sure funny, however I'd never do that stuff simply because I never go to Wal-Mart, I've only been there at least two times

[StrSk8er]

you forgot to add "play bumber cars with the old peoples electric scooters"

[gorganfloss]

If theres a no shirt no shoes sign out front, walk in without pants.

Ask how much the walls are.

[obi]

Heh

 

Ask for Vaccuums that "suck"

 

and if they do not sell vaccuums at your local wal-mart, go to sears.

[TiE23]

When guys are in the auto section looking for parts that take hours to find, switch stuff like oil flilters, (very annoyingly hard to find) with sizes that are completly off.

 

go to the guns section, look at various ammo, ask for a box, then say, "Do you think this can kill some one in a shot or two?":)

[gorganfloss]

Originally posted by Tie 23

go to the guns section, look at various ammo, ask for a box, then say, "Do you think this can kill some one in a shot or two?":)

 

 

[Sivy]

while standing in a crowded elevator start mumbling to yourself and jerk your head a lot then turn round and shout at someone ‘what did you call me?!'

[JKR_LT_DODGE]

lol!!

[Kurgan]

Put a bunch of peanut butter on your head and run around screaming:

 

HEY LOOK AT ME I'M PEANUT BUTTER-HEAD MAN!!!!!!

[Kstar__2]

Originally posted by Kurgan

Put a bunch of peanut butter on your head and run around screaming:

 

HEY LOOK AT ME I'M PEANUT BUTTER-HEAD MAN!!!!!!

 

don't tell me............you didn't do that did you??

[TiE23]

go into the baby section and get some diapers, then put chunky peanut butter in the diapers and put them back in the bag:D

Put peanut butter all over the bathroom on on the toilet sets

[gorganfloss]

Go to the toy section and bend the cardboard on all the Star Wars figures.