TheWhiteRaider Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 You son is a Jedi if... 10. You notice your son gets a breathing problem and wears a black mask to help. 9. Anytime you tell him to clean his room it gets clean before he goes up there. 8. You seem to have a asthma attack when ever he gets mad(Grip). 7. You find slash marks in the wall. 6.He never has a paper cut for more than a hour. 5. His teacher is Luke Skywalker 4. You find a light saber in his room 3. He says there is a disturbance in the force when someone touches his PS2, Gamecube, and/or Xbox. 2. You can never punish him even if you want to. 1. When he comes down in the morning he turns on his lightsaber and says "Hi dad I am off to the Jedi Academy" If you got any better ones let me know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 #11. You always seem to buy him everything he wants, and you're always out of money and all you can remember is him waving his hand around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 I am putting the finals on my website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 # 12.....you were planning on telling him something, you forgot what that was and he told you what you were going to tell him........think about that for a while...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 13. You wonnder why he is the star basketball player at school (jump) and why he is #1 on the track team (speed) 14. You wonder why he throws a boomerrang all day (throw) 15. When you try to surprise him you fall down on the ground (push) 16.Your son constantly meditates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 17. He can jump start a dead car with his hand (Lightning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 18. He is not affected by electricity (absorb) 19. you try to punish your child with fists but it only hurts you (protect) 20.He can get angry and turn red and beat you up really bad (Rage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 21. You can never get him red handed. Almost like he can see you through walls (seeing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 22. You contastantly see little big eared green midgits leave his room. (yoda) 23. When he is tells you he's going out he says, "Leaving am I, come back will I, promise you I can!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 you always eat things that only he likes. you find blueprints of a lightsaber in his room when you sit on the couch, you sometimes fly away, and your son goes sitting there. all i can think of:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 27. Contsantly chops up hands to get a robotic ones like luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 he never loses when playing Jedi Outcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 You see him wall walk all across the livingroom. You keep hearing that buzzing noise. He's having little green man with pointy ears as friends. etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Histys-History Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 28. He always does things before you say them 29. He always gets good grades (Mind tricks his teachers) 30. He knows how much money you have All i can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by mima kake He's having little green man with pointy ears as friends. i do:D he can speak too! he says i'm a jedi master no really! he was 10 Euro, and if i don't give him food, he beeps at me:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 this should be numero uno! HE TELLS YOU! end of story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 His dog floats in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 31. He enjoys staring at shapely girls (seeing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Originally posted by Marth 31. He enjoys staring at shapely girls (seeing) So every single male over the age of 11 is a jedi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 So a 5 year old can do it he not care as much but he can do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 #whatever, when he says hes going to drive to the mall you here a loud engine roar followed by blaster shots (jedi starfighter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Put a motorbike helmet on his head with the visor down and then proceed to shoot him if he's a Jedi then he will block your shots with his lightsabre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 An old guy in a black cloak follows him around saying he will be a powerful ally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 #??: He tells you he will be the most powerful Jedi ever, but he fears of losing you. #??x2: Your food floats to you after he waves at you. #??x3: He can never be hit in dodgeball(speed, Jedi Reflexes) #??x4: Every hot girl wants to date him, regardless of his looks. (Persuastion) #??x5: He can play every sport, and be the best of the best. (speed) #??x6: Girls in school are seen running through school without shirts on (force pull) (This will make more sense to those who have seen the parody film American Jedi) Beer is the path to the dark side. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to sobering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Beer is the path to the dark side. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to sobering. That was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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