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Luc Solar

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Yup. It makes no sense whatsoever. Who came up with a language that illogical?

 

My point? Check this out:

 

A -->

 

1) Car (A sounds llike "AAA", just as it should.)

 

2) Man (A = "ÄÄÄ" [** yes, I know you don't have that letter in your alphabeth.] )

 

3) Plausible (now A sounds like "OOO")

 

:confused:

 

E -->

 

1) Fetch (E sounds the way it should: "EEE")

 

2) Reveal (E suddenly becomes an "III")

 

3) Faster (E turns into "ÖÖÖ" [**], naturally..)

 

 

U -->

 

1) Full (U = "UUU", great!)

 

2) F*ck (U becomes "AAA"?!)

 

....okay I could go on forever, but I think I already made my point.

 

 

So...what's wrong with you? Your pronounciation makes no sense whatsoever. Why write "f-u-c-k" when you could just as easily spell it f-a-k..that is how it comes out anyways??

 

Or perhaps you should forget about all the different letters and simply spell everything "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"? Then read it or say it any way you want, makes no difference, right?

:rolleyes:

 

 

A=U=E=I=O=Y=J=Z=S=C=K= .....ooof.... :confused:

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And are any languages really any different when it comes to vowels changing sounds depending on what letter is next to them?

 

I think not, it is just that there are different rules for each language on how to pronounce them, so do not bag a language that has the same roots as the majority of them - German......

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Warum machen die Mutter ****** Hölle Sie Englisch der? müssen Flamme? Arme kleine Person, müssen nur becuase Sie es in der Schule doenst Mittel lernen das seines lahmes, wenn Sie buissness anyware in der Welt machen wollen, die Sie müssen speek Englisch der!!!

 

German

 

translate at http://www.freetranslation.com

 

Also im with lexx, invet your own fricken languge

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