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Luc Solar

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Yup. It makes no sense whatsoever. Who came up with a language that illogical?

 

My point? Check this out:

 

A -->

 

1) Car (A sounds llike "AAA", just as it should.)

 

2) Man (A = "ÄÄÄ" [** yes, I know you don't have that letter in your alphabeth.] )

 

3) Plausible (now A sounds like "OOO")

 

:confused:

 

E -->

 

1) Fetch (E sounds the way it should: "EEE")

 

2) Reveal (E suddenly becomes an "III")

 

3) Faster (E turns into "ÖÖÖ" [**], naturally..)

 

 

U -->

 

1) Full (U = "UUU", great!)

 

2) F*ck (U becomes "AAA"?!)

 

....okay I could go on forever, but I think I already made my point.

 

 

So...what's wrong with you? Your pronounciation makes no sense whatsoever. Why write "f-u-c-k" when you could just as easily spell it f-a-k..that is how it comes out anyways??

 

Or perhaps you should forget about all the different letters and simply spell everything "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"? Then read it or say it any way you want, makes no difference, right?

:rolleyes:

 

 

A=U=E=I=O=Y=J=Z=S=C=K= .....ooof.... :confused:

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Originally posted by Luc Solar

Heörs hau it shud bii spelld, Feidl :"Fak of vainör!" :joy:

 

Fuera con tu idioma de idiotas. Nadie quiere aprender huevadas europeas que solamente se hablan en paises sin impotancia.

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OMFG! You dare to go all Spanish on me??

 

...no fair! :mad:

 

Why don't you go and EEEE EEEEEEEEE and EEEEEEEEEE with an EEEEEEEE and shove it EE EEEE EEE the EEEEEEEE, Feidl! :swear:

 

 

:joy:

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And are any languages really any different when it comes to vowels changing sounds depending on what letter is next to them?

 

I think not, it is just that there are different rules for each language on how to pronounce them, so do not bag a language that has the same roots as the majority of them - German......

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Who came up with a language that illogical?

 

It is because English is a cross between Germanic languages, and Romantic languages, as well as Greek. That is why there are so many variations in pronunciation.

Posted

Actually, all of what he just said is rubbish!

 

Go learn your phonics and stop whining unless you want to invent your own language.

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Warum machen die Mutter ****** Hölle Sie Englisch der? müssen Flamme? Arme kleine Person, müssen nur becuase Sie es in der Schule doenst Mittel lernen das seines lahmes, wenn Sie buissness anyware in der Welt machen wollen, die Sie müssen speek Englisch der!!!

 

German

 

translate at http://www.freetranslation.com

 

Also im with lexx, invet your own fricken languge

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Originally posted by FatalStrike

 

....More clues pointing to my theory of lexx's mind control.

 

haha lol! Yes Master Yuri! For Master Yuri!!! Surrneder you will to Yuri!! Right? :rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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FatalStrike: You can control minds can't you leXX?

leXX: I can't control minds!

FatalStrike: You can't control minds!

leXX: You want to go home and rethink your life.

FatalStrike: I want to go home and rethink my life.

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Originally posted by Nuron Serott

FYTTI HELVETE! FOR FAEN!!! ææÆÆÆÆÆ ÅÅÅÅåååååå ØØØØøøøø

 

Du trengar då ikkje å banne så grådig...

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The person who posted this topic is actually in his full right to say what he did, since Finnish is (one of) the language(s) in the world that's most similar spoken and written.

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