Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 a hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at c0cktail parties foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted "Pop Tart" in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside cant afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes Girls. next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under- arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt i hope leXX or STTCT don't see this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 and for gods sake dont eat the stems...they dont do anything for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out. stop bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Hello ODwankenobi! Heres the unofficial welcome basket that I make in my "basement". It has a cat, candy, and some "oregano". Enjoy the forums! A tip: Beware Tyrion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 exterior wood stain is a fast, long-lasting and attractive alternative to sun-bed treatments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Fear me! and always quote shakespear! and the mother tip of them all External Use Only!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 first off all, welcome to the swamp pall. if u want to be trained properly at the forum u could join the academy. ask dath max about that. enjoy ur stay!!! second, if u see leXX talk **** about the matrix:p j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 i have some advice......look out for weird and scary ppl like Tyrion also, dont spam. enjoy your stay here dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 well the only piece of advice I can think of is Don't put a bunch of beer cans in your jetski and then go wake hopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 yeah, i agree, that would be pretty dangerous well, enjoy your time at the forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Ah sivy you git you found my secret top tips page gah!!!! well it good to share these tings:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Beware of Rhett, for he is actually Al Roker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Fife Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 A tip......a tip..........think.....think......AH!! Never yell "MOVIE!!" in a crowded firehouse. Always use a remote when eating a TV dinner. (the peas tend to go down easier that way) And, last but not least: when telemarketers call you, ask for their home phone number so you can call 'em up later to continue the conversation about the exciting opportunities available in the frontiers of hair removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarlacc Food Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 yoeah & u shouldnt go to the top of the eifel tower & jump down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 yeah, u should def join the academy, but right now, every1 has an apprentice i think...... i only have 380 posts to go! til im a master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 When walking up hills, always face downhill and walk backwards. It tricks the mind into believing you are actually walking downhill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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