A fun little game...

[matt--]

It's one of those 2 post part games...where poster A starts a round and post B ends it, and starts his/her own.

 

It goes like this:

 

The first part:

"I cannot ... therefore I would make a bad": (feel free to change the wording slightly)

 

And then the second part would complete the statement.

 

Example:

I cannot whistle, therefore I would make a bad:

 

construction worker.

 

The game has a lot of potential to be hilariously hilarious, and the above example doesn't do it justice.

 

Try to be as clever as possible.

 

I cannot stop eating therefore I would make a poor:

 

rule addition: in the event two people post at the same time, the next poster should reply to the post that shows up second(lowest on the screen)

[obi]

I cannot stop eating therefore I would make a poor:

 

Hobbit.

 

 

I cannot stop talking. there fore I would make a poor:

 

 

 

 

(eh, like that?)

[Taos]

LIbrarian.

 

 

I can't stop posting, therefore I would make a:

 

 

 

 

 

???close Matt??

[Sivy]

I can't stop posting, therefore I would make a poor:

 

silent protester

 

I can't stop lying, therefore I would make a poor:

[Pad]

good spammer

 

i cannot stop typing therefor i would make a poor

[Sivy]

personal trainer

 

i cannot stop fighting, therefore i would make a poor

[matt--]

non-violent-resistance-movement-guy.

 

I cannot stop dancing so I would make a lousy:

[Matt-Liell]

news reporter

 

i cant stop licking my keyboard therefore id make a poor:

[Clem]

typist

 

i cannot stop eating cheese so id make a rubbish :

[whitedragon]

i cannot stop non-spamming therefor i would get a ban

[Sivy]

vegan

 

 

i cannot stop scratching , so i'd make a poor

[obi]

bald cat.

 

I cannot stop hitting my face, so I would make a lousy

[Matt-Liell]

face skin dermatologist

 

i cant stop poking people therefore id make a lousy:

[Sivy]

mannequin

 

i cannot stop bitting people, so i would make a poor

[whitedragon]

dentist

 

i cannot stop being late for games that i would make others

[Matt-Liell]

friend

 

i cant stop the urge of playing this game therefore id make a lousy:

[Clem]

non-gamer

 

my feet keep falling off ... so id make a lousy:

[Matt-Liell]

shoe tester

 

my toothbrush fell into niagagra falls so id make a lousy:

[Sivy]

lord of the dance

 

 

i can't stop rubbing my chin, so i'd make a poor

[whitedragon]

clown

 

i cannot stop laughing therefore i would make a poor

[Sivy]

psychiatrist

 

i cannot stop blinking, so i'd make a poor

[Cowboy]

Dude that passes death ceremonies

 

I cannot stop thikning about her,

therefore i'd make a bad

[whitedragon]

sleeper

 

i cannot stop posting late therefore i would make a poor

[Sivy]

player of this game, lol

 

i cannot stop talking in monologue, therfore i'd make a poor

[Elijah]

Real person

 

i cannot stop moving, so i'd make a poor