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Originally posted by ZDawg

*laughing suddenly stops*

 

eeeerrrr.... course i know where it is... *runs and grabs map* *points* "eh! Right there!"

 

Right... that's good then m'boyos....

 

 

*Points to map*

 

Riiiiiiight there on the nothern hemisphere! Hey it rhymes!

 

Ok ok, I give up..... look to the right of england, the left of sweden, and ZWZ once described it as "Germany's hat"

 

I still damn him to this day....

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Originally posted by Dark Warrior

One of my favourite quotes is one my friend told me:

 

"When one person dies, its a tragedy, when a million people die, its a statistic"

 

That's Josef Stalin.

 

Ozymandias:"I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end."

Dr Manhattan:"'In the end'? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends."

 

-Watchmen.

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ZDAWG: "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain (being homeschooled my entire life this means somthin')

 

CJAIS: Yay! Two Danes on your list.

 

ZDAWG: Whats a dane?

 

 

 

Homeschooling allowed you to not know what a Dane is so that is what it means. YOU shall forever be known as the man who doesn't know what DANE means. All shall cower for you have the mark.

 

 

 

Heehehehe. I don't know how people can stand to be home schooled. Too boring and not enough regulation. Govt reg that is.

 

 

My quote goes something like this:

 

"That Dan Marino deserves to die of gonhoreha and rot in hell, " Mrs. Finckle. Comes from the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective. I think that is who says it and how it goes.

 

BigTeddyPaul

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"Oh Lisa. You and your stories: Bart is a vampire, beer kills braincells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingee... where our beds and TV... is."

-Homer Simpson

 

"Lisa, vampires are fictional, like fairies and Eskimos."

-Homer Simpson

 

Homer : And I owe it all to this feisty feline.

Lisa : Dad, feline means cat.

Homer : Elephant, Lisa. He's an Elephant.

 

:lol::rofl:

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-all you have to do is decide what to do with the time given to you.

-Gandalf (slightly changed though)

 

-A person's truth is so simple that most ignore it to concentrate on what they think are deeper truths.

-from end of evangelion

 

and see teh sig

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i go for value for money on movie quotes ... short but make an impact being

 

"Impressive" - Darthy Baby

 

"Pretty Car" - Mafia Boss in Italian Job i forget his name

 

overall quotes

 

"The big bang .... every1 stood well back" - eddie izzard

 

"Life is like a box of chocolates ... i always end up with the crap bits" - Me :)

 

"If at first you do succeed try not to look suprised"

 

"Jesus is coming - every1 look busy"

 

"Power corrupts ... absolute power corrupts absolutely"

 

"If u have nothing to say ... dont confirm it with words" - thats in sum1's sig i keep noticing it

 

"2 wrongs dont make a right .... three lefts do" :)

 

thats enuff for now ... i had loads but forgot as i read the thread

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Here's some Yoda quotes :)

  • Control, control. You must learn control.
  • Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.
  • Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of the Force.
  • Master Obi-Wan has lost a planet, how embarrassing, how embarrassing.
  • Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
  • You must feel the Force around you. Here. There. Between you, me, the tree, the rock. Everywhere, yes.
  • A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

 

Bleh! All I can be bothered to write :)

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Originally posted by Clem

 

"If u have nothing to say ... dont confirm it with words" - thats in sum1's sig i keep noticing it

 

Why hello there, Mr Clem! How are you today?

 

Here's a fun one:

 

"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you." :D

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"The vehicles floated in the air much the same way a brick doesn't"

 

"DON'T PANIC"

 

-both from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

 

Fear

fear attracts the fearful

the strong

the weak

the innocent

the corrupt

fear

fear is my ally

-- SW Ep I tone poem "One Truth", Darth Maul

 

"The mind is it's own place and in it, can make a heaven of hell or a hell of heaven" - Milton

 

"I didn't want to do this, you know....I wanted to be.....A LUMBERJACK!!!!"

 

10 cool points to the first person who can continue the last quote... :)

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<sings the lumberjack song>

 

im a lumberjack and im ok ... etc.

 

its the end of the parrot sketch ....

 

not sure thats cool points by the traditional definition ... but it'll suit us

 

"Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1897"

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"I greet you, and maybe you look for welcome. But thruth to tell your welcome is doubtful here, Master Gandalf. You have ever been a herald of woe. Troubles follow you like crows, and ever the oftener the worse. I will not deceive you: when I heard that Shadowfax had come back riderless, I rejoiced at the return of the horse, but still more at the lack of the rider; and when Éomer brought the tidings that you had gone at last to your long home, I did not mourn. But news from afar is seldom sooth. Here you come again! And with you come evils worse than before, as might be expected. Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow? Tell me that."

 

"we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the house of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm."

 

 

- Both by Théoden, king of Rohan, in LOTR.

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Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

Followed by fault lines that can not sit still

Followed by billions of dumb-founded dips@*ts - Tool

 

We live with, act upon and react to one another yet always and in all circumstances we are alone... - Aldous Huxley

 

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd - Blackadder

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