jediduo Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Since we got several new members and because the last one we did was marginally successful, I hereby start Rumble Thread 2. If we could get some of the "rumble veterans" to start us off, that would be great. I'm going to enter a little later. Ready....... GO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 *Homer walks into the room, looks around....sees no one and then sits at the bar* Hmmm, maybe a few drinks 'till someone else shows up... *reaching for the bottle, Homer accidently knocks it off of it's pirch and it smashes Jediduo right on the head* Jediduo is out for 6 posts *Homer grabs another bottle and pours himself a drink* Ahhhh, Code Red is the best.... *What were you expecting? Alcohol??* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 *Tyrion jumps Darth Homer* *Tyrion stabs Darth Homer with his spam sword +5* Darth Homer cannot post for 5 posts, and his first post after 5 cannot be used against Tyrion* *Tyrion puts on post count +1 ribbion, which lets him have 1 post less than what was taken away from him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 *Eets picks up Homer's lifeless body and begins pummeling Tyrion with it.* "Oh yeah, did I forget to mention I encased Homer's body with cement?" Tyrion is down for 7.5 posts, and when Homer comes to, he must find a chisel to become mobile again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 padanime steps in with his old pc in his hands. he has a throw at eets, .... and .... bullzeye. flames and bites r stroling from eets head. he tries to get, but he cant... hes out for 5posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 *Just then Rhett bursts through the door, swinging Chase wildly by the head* Nobody move or I set this thing off! *Rhett screams as he holds up an empty bag of burritos and then points to Chase's buttocks* *Tyrion charges the duo but Rhett is to fast and he gives Tyrion a, "facefull-o-Chase"* Tyrion is down until somebody gives him some smelling salts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 *someone runs in dressed in one of those radiation suits and drags chase out the door. he comes back in and takes of the helmet part, revealing that it's none other than Jatt* "well, that was gross! why'd you do that, rhett?" *he then leaps at rhett, who neatly dodges him, causing him to fall on the floor. jatt groans and passes out, but before he does he manages to kick rhett in the shins, causing him to jump backwards on one foot, trip over jediduo's body, and hit his head on homer's concrete-covered elbow.* jatt out for 1 post and rhett for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted November 17, 2002 Author Share Posted November 17, 2002 *J-duo stirs and groggily gets up, then smells the lingering stench.* "Whoa, Chase is somewhere in here. No one else can fart like that." *Sees homer on the ground and pulls sledgehammer out of his back pocket. He brings the hammer down on the concrete and shatters it off, but injures Homer's right pinky finger. HOMER DOWN FOR ONE ADDITIONAL COUNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Dash-in the back-pulls out a big ole can 'o' linburger, takes a big wiff, and says "MMMMMMMM Cheeeeeese...." He then walks out and the person closest to him-Jatt-faints, but Tyrion is actually woken up by the smell. Jatt is down for 3 posts. Tyrion is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 *jatt looks around and sees jediduo standing over homer with a sledge hammer. he yells "NOOOOOOO!!!" and spears jediduo. they both crash into the street, and everyone follows to watch the tussel. as they wrestle in the street, chase says, "hey, padanime, go long!" and throws a foot ball. padanime runs into the street after the ball and tumbles into jatt and jediduo, and a supra hits them all.* Jatt, Jediduo, and Padanime down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 *Homer wearily stands up* Wow....I'm so stiff I feel like I was covered in concrete and then hit with a sledgehammer... *He spies Tyrion in the corner, but is mysteriously unable to do anything to him...finally, he grabs a pair of scissors and cuts Tyrion's +1 ribbon* So there! *Homer is immediatly stabbed by Tyrion's Spam sword +5* Homer is back down for another 5 posts and Tyrion no longer has the use of his +1 riboon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 *Eets jumps high into the air with an empty burrito box, and slams a fart down on the room Dragon Ballz style.* Everyone in the room who was conscious is now out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 WolfmanNCSU walks into the bar for some drinks. He notices everyone lying on the ground. "Must have been some party, and what the hell is that smell?" WolfmanNCSU sits and the bar and orders a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Dash happens to fall next to his Linburger which instantly revives him. Walking over to the bookshelf at the back of the room Dash pulls one of the books out a bit and suddenly the whole shelf swings around revealing a huge arsenal of Nerf guns. Pulling out an Ammo sling and a nasty looking Gun that Dash himself designed, he pushes a button and the Shelf swings back around. Dash then goes around to behind the bar, pulls out a match, and sets it off and holds it up to a Smoke Detector. Immediately it blares and all of the sprinklers go off. Everyone in the room is revived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 *Everyone in the room, in turn, tries to explain to Ackbar that he has just answered his own question...there are 2 parts, thus it is named "Rumble part 2" and if he doesn't like a thread to just not post in it, but all seem to fail to get through to him* Everyone in the room is down for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 ckcsaber walks in and sees NL_Ackbar ranting. Doing everyone a favor he takes out his mystical monkey crap and stuffs it into NL_Ackbar's mouth. NL_Ackbar cannot rant in this thread anymore and is passed out for 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 *Everyone pats ckcsaber on the back to say thank you, but the force of the 12 people knocks him down.* C-SABER DOWN FOR 2 POSTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 *Tyrion grabs his Spam Sword +5 and stabs jediduo in the lucky spot* *jediduo cannot post here till someone pulls him outta the baby pen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 *pulls jediduo out of the baby pen* padanime goes to tyrion sayin he did a bad thing. other 20 times explainin to tyrion he gets stabbed in the back by ckcsaber. pad takes out the knife with his last strength and cuts ckcsaber. they both fall on the floor. Padanime and ckcsaber r down for 2posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 WolfmanNCSU looks around the room. "This place is crazy." He orders another drink. WolfmanNCSU drinks beer for the next 4 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishflesh Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 NL_Ackbar is cowing to fall down in a black hole O YEEEEeeeees....... down for100 posts Whoehoe! i hit the Jakpot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 ckcsaber gets up and takes out his lucky spear and cuts off wolfmans tail. Wolfman then runs to the hospital to get it sewn back on. WOLFMAN IS DOWN FOR 3 POSTS ckcsaber then takes wolfmans beer and finshes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 *Homer runs out, grabs Tyrion's sword off the ground and manages to trip while holding it. The blade flies through the air and impales itself in ckcsaber* ckcsaber is down for 5 posts, Homer is down for 1 post from the bruise acquired from hitting the ground so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 *J-duo pulls out his trusty gunblade, given to him by his good friend Squall Leonhart, and stabs Tyrion in his lucky spot. * TYRION DOWN FOR FOUR POSTS Turn about is fair play........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 *walks in and sees Eets boasting about his avatar site* "NOOOOOOOOO!!! GO TO DARTHFERGIE'S IMAGES AND AVATARS THE BEST AVATAR SITE ON THE NET!!!" screams Fergie while pumling Eets. "AND I'VE GOT A DOTCOM TOO!!!" Artoo slowly walks over to Fergie pummling Eets and inserts a tranquilizer into his arm. Ferg and Eets are down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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