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Originally posted by Break_dF

 

 

Well...I like my schoolgirls w/ chocolate syrup...erm, I mean, yeah, beans...those are real fun to play with. (this is in no way perverted. I'm simply referring to the best possible way to eat an asian...school girl)

 

 

Oh yeah, back on topic...umm..."I love Asians" <----original quote

 

:eek: how is that not perverted???!!!!! get your mind out of the gutter man!

 

 

anyway,

 

my favorite quotes are in my sig \/

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"Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog. "

 

 

I think you left out the part where he says:

Damn. I almost had him eating dog food.

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Originally posted by Sivy B

 

:eek: how is that not perverted???!!!!! get your mind out of the gutter man!

 

 

anyway,

 

my favorite quotes are in my sig \/

 

 

Hey, you're the one bringing up the perverted nonsense, I was just talking about cannabalism.

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Originally posted by Break_dF

 

 

Hey, you're the one bringing up the perverted nonsense, I was just talking about cannabalism.

 

mmmmmmm.... maybe it's my mind i should get out the gutter,

 

anyway let's leave the schoolgirls alone shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

god! this is like a james bond film!

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"Gun's don't kill people, I do!"

- Guy from Happy Gilmore (His Shirt)

 

"Want some cheese with that wine"

- Future Father In Law

 

"We promise you 18 hours of pain, challenges, plenty of sleep depravation, good food, a nice warm bead, premature arthritis, and lot's of marching!"

-The Marines

 

"We're surrounded, shoot the bastards till there all dead!"

-Chesty Puller

 

"You know what I think? It don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that $hit, just goes right out the window."

-Sgt. Hoot (Black Hawk Down)

:lsduel::duel:

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Originally posted by AB_Legion

 

The original is actually "Small things amuse small minds".

 

My quote - my sig.

 

Alright alright, you win:)lol

 

I'll go change the quote in my sig...

 

Another bunch of quotes I can think of are as follows (they all mean the same thing)...

 

'Whatever tickles your fancy'

'Whatever floats your boat'

'Whatever feeds your goat'

 

lolness

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