Boba Rhett Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 1. We discover how Big Bird really got his name. 2. As part of their two-man play, Burt and Ernie perform the Ned Beatty scene from "Deliverance." 3. Sick of all his ****, several muppets get together and beat the crap out of Snuffleupagus. 4. Cookie Monster gets his first taste of magic brownies and, immediately after changing his name to Brownie Eye, proceeds to gnaw one of Elmos arms off before being subdued by a blow to the head from Grover with a hammer. 5. Grover snaps and pulls a knife on Bert while wearing the upper half of his Super Grover costume and a pair of panty hose, below. 6. Ms. Piggy and Kermit are found in a closet by Telly in a rather compromising position. They kill Telly and hide the body to keep their secret safe. 7. We find out that Elmo doesn't just like to be tickled. 8. While looking for crayons, Elmo stumbles upon the other reason why Oscars trash can is so dirty. His vast collection of Oriental porn. 9. Elmo learns the hard way why it's good to wash your hands after going potty. 10. Big Bird shows us why we shouldn't clime into strangers' cars in one of the most graphic assault scenes ever aired. 11. A new muppet is introduced to the show. His name is Gustoff and he has a latex fetish. 12. Grover shows us why we shouldn't play with needles we see on the ground. That's all I could come up with for now. I found the first two though. Heh, the stuff that dribbles out of your brain in the middle of the night is scary, aint it? Feel free to add your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 13. Bert and Ernie reveal the REAL reason why they live together. 14. Ernie reveals why he loves rubber duckies so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 i liked #10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 *Kioet walks into the thread, with a fully loaded concussion rifle, couple thermal detonators, and a crossbow* Kioet: can you tell me how to get to sesame street?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 6. Ms. Piggy and Kermit are found in a closet by Telly in a rather compromising position. And the result is Yoda, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 13, 2002 Author Share Posted December 13, 2002 .... Oh my! I think you're right! Oh Yoda.... you poor poor man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 15. Elmo announces the letter of the day to be 3 after hitting on some speed during a break. Me laugh hard, good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 16. Cookie monster only likes alcoholic beer. So they soak the cookies in beer and changed his name from vodka guzzler to cookie monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 ROTFL! Fookin' hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 17. Elmo does not have a particular sex really. They wait till he swiches back and forth to be feminine enough to be nice and act stupid to the kids on TV. What do you think he'll act like if he is fully male? He'll swear and and walk like a jerk and eat Dorthy. (His fish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 18. The Count goes senile and can't remember which number comes after two. This episode is brought to you bye the number 2, and the letter "p" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 19. Oscar got his eye ripped off by cookie monster who was thinking it was a alcohol soaked cookie during a drees rehersal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 20. The count finally looses count at 3 bottles of vodka on the wall when he passes out on snuffleufagus. 21. The cookie monster eager to eat cookies finds Oscar's secret stash of laced cookies. They found cookie monster dead in the middle of the streat with part of a hubcap shoved in his mouth. 22. Elmo finally looses it when he gets tickled for the 3 billionth time and now lives a life of infamy in Alcatraz. 23. Guest star O.J. Simpson gets asked how a murderer feels normally by big bird... 24. Ozzy Ozborne guest stars on Sesame Street and ,while perfoming Crazy Train for the captive audience of 4 year olds, bites big bird's head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fergie Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by darthfergie 20. The count finally looses count at 3 bottles of vodka on the wall when he passes out on snuffleufagus. 21. The cookie monster eager to eat cookies finds Oscar's secret stash of laced cookies. They found cookie monster dead in the middle of the streat with part of a hubcap shoved in his mouth. 22. Elmo finally looses it when he gets tickled for the 3 billionth time and now lives a life of infamy in Alcatraz. 23. Guest star O.J. Simpson gets asked how a murderer feels normally by big bird... 24. Ozzy Ozborne guest stars on Sesame Street and ,while perfoming Crazy Train for the captive audience of 4 year olds, bites big bird's head off. Ozzy was on seasame street oh wait that was Muppet Show but he sung with Piggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Big Bird dies from West Nile Virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Those annoying kids that normally talk with the muppets come in with cigars and m16s equipped with grenade launchers. They lay waste to dear Sesame Street and burn the puppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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