Boba Rhett Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 You know the routine. .... or at least you should. "Panties" may also be used. Boromir: "If you would but lend me your pants..." Gandalf: *knock *knock* What about very old friends without pants? Bilbo: "I want to see panties again, Gandalf, panties!" Sauron: "There is no life...in the void...only...panties..." Gandalf: "Do as I say! Pants are of no more use here." Aragorn:"You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal pants of your people." Arwen: "You are Isildur's Heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants." Gandalf: "It's quite simple really. If you are a friend, you speak the password and the pants will open." Ringwraith: "Give up the panties, she-elf!" Galadriel: "It was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that Isildur, son of the King, took up his Father's pants." Boromir: "I ask only for the strength to defend my pants." Gandalf: "Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than your pants in the deep places of the world." I bet he was talking to Gimli. Aragorn: "You have stout pants, little Hobbit. But that will not save you." Aragorn: "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some panties." Aragorn: "You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr Underhill!" Merry: "You'll have to send us home tied up in panties to stop us!" Frodo "I'm ok, I'm not hurt" Aragorn: "You should be dead, that spear would have skewered a wild boar!" *opens shirt* Gimli: (stares in amazement) "Panties!" Gandalf: "Ah, it's that way." Merry: "He's remembered!" Gandalf: "No, but the pants don't smell so foul down here. When in doubt Meriadoc, always follow your nose." AHAHAHAAH *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'm sorry for that last one. Now add more! Let's keep this thing going until we get some ne wlines from TTT. Can you tell I'm getting restless? And as an insentive: A little eye candy for the men: (Is it just me or is she getting hotter and hotter?) A little eye candy for leXX and STTCT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 boromir: i would have followed u my captain, my pants arwen: if want my panties come and claim em saruman: u know what the dwarfs woke up at kazham-dum, fire and pants sauron: build me pants worthy of mordor boromir: u carry the pants of us all litle 1 wow, nice pics rhett :drools: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ondrahosek Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Meanwhile... Gollum: They have stolen my precious...pee in my...precious...pants...I...will...get them...give...me...my precious...pants! Frodo: Did you hear that Sam? I think we should give the One Pants to Gollum! Sam: Just pee in your own pants and give it to him... Frodo: Well, great. Frodo: Here we go, Gollum, these are your pants. Gollum: They are not mine...my precious pee had more sugar and less Influenza viruses! Frodo: Let's run! w00t w00t! Nice idea, Rhett! And uhh...the European version of the LotR Special Extended Edition has an Easter Egg with a quite pervert scene...it's about the Council of Elrond, where one of the members has the Ring pierced on his *****! NOTE: THE LINK CONTAINS DICTIONARY ENTRIES THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWERS UNDER 12 YEARS. ONDRAHOSEK USES THIS LINK FOR REFERENCE ONLY, AND TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessliar Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Frodo: Go on Sam, ask Rosie for her panties! Pippin: Oh that's nice - ash on my pants! Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the pants of a fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Originally posted by ondrahosek NOTE: THE LINK CONTAINS DICTIONARY ENTRIES THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWERS UNDER 12 YEARS. ONDRAHOSEK USES THIS LINK FOR REFERENCE ONLY, AND TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING. Playing it safe, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Gollum: Yesssssss...I found it, my pants... Elrond: The pants MUST be destroyed! Gandalf: Fire cannot destroy the pants,nothing can. Gimli: No one panties a dwarf! Frodo: I shall take the pants,although I do not know the way. Sam: Oh master frodo,I always wanted to see panties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett A little eye candy for the men: (Is it just me or is she getting hotter and hotter?) you're right, she is getting hotter and hotter Gandalf: I think really Bilbo preferred slipping off pants in the end. Three pants for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One pants to rule them all, One pants to find them, One pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. that's all I got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ondrahosek Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Scene from the Two Towers Frodo: OK, guys, blast the tower! Sam: Nawwwww! Wait a mawment! I steel have to git my pants! Watch it up there, Mr Frodo, pantieeeees! Frodo: You never knew any pants? Sam: Nawt the American and nawt the Eenglish meaning, nawne of them... Frodo: Does it mean you are... Sam: Yeep. That's why I have the lawng shirt. Frodo: Whoa! Isn't it embarassing, standing before a fully dressed woman? Sam: I did knaw any pants, so I can't have embarrasment. Frodo: OK, here go your (under)pants, and here go your (pants) trousers (Note of the author: I have thought about you, Americans AND English)!!! Keep them now, we are going to destroy the Tower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ferretus Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 One pant to rule bring them all, And in the panties, Bind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett A little eye candy for leXX and STTCT: Gandalf: "Samwise Gamgee, were you pant's dropping?!" Sam: "I wern't dropping no pants sir, honest!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 <insert funny LOTR line with pants replacing word here> sorry not got a DVD player atm so i cant line hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessliar Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Galadriel: The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the pants. Galadriel: The ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years, it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum's pants, it waited. Gimli: All who look upon her fall under her pants. Gandalf: Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon pants for madness? Haldir: You have entered the pants of the lady of the wood. Boromir: Have you ever seen them, Aragorn? The White Pants of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, their banners caught high in the morning breeze? Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants. Saruman: Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ferretus Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Legolas: Pants. One small bite will fill a grown mans stomach. Merry: How many (pants) did you eat? Pippin: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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