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The Askewniverse (ass-cue-knee-verse) series is the unoffical title of five seperate Kevin Smith movies that draw from the same character pool. Kinda like how Jack Ryan and Ding Chavez were both introduced in completly different Tom Clancy books, but were both in Sum of All Fears.

 

There's no "official" set, but the five flicks make up the Askewniverse.

 

What are these five flicks you might ask?

 

(In order of release)

Clerks

Mallrats

Chasing Amy

Dogma

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

The timeline is slightly different, however.

 

Timeline

Mallrats (Day before Clerks)

Clerks

Chasing Amy (2-3 years after Clerks)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (About 5 years after Clerks)

Dogma (6 months to a year after JASBSB)

 

The first three are set in stone as to the timeline, but Dogma and JASBSB are mostly speculation, though Kevin Smith says that JASBSB is based on a comic someone did to explain how they ended up where they were at the start of Dogma.

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Windows XP Professional. (Finally! :rolleyes: )

Roxio EZ-CD Creator 5 Platnium.

An alarm clock that syncronizes with the national atomic clock, so you never have to set it. This is VERY cool.

 

I also got a new modem from the cable company. Not technically a gift, but since I didn't pay for it and since it arrived the day after Christmas I'm counting it... It's a lot smaller and noticably faster than the old one. BONUS!

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I'm going to go get Mech Assault w/some of my xmas money today. =]

 

ok here's the stuff that i got:

 

'89 Cierra Oldsmobile, early xmas present from God himself... =]

Starfighter Special Edition

Star Wars TPM Visual Dictionary

Star Wars AOTC Soundtrack

Star Wars Heroes and Villains 2003 calendar

Star Wars AOTC 18 month calendar

Star Wars AOTC 365 day calendar

Radioshack 3 mile range 2 way radio mwaha

Behind Enemy Lines DVD

Lost in Space DVD

Green pair of cargo jeans

Tan pair of cargo jeans

Sweatshirt

A pair of gloves

Prayer of Jabez for Teens cd

How to use artificial lures book

sunglasses for fishing

black sweatpants

black sweatshirt

$20

$20

 

the car was an early xmas present. a guy i know said he was debating whether or no to sell the car or give it away and at church some lady gave him a note that said 'give the car away' and well, now i have a reason to get my learners permit. :D

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I got:

 

cocktail shaker

flannel sheets

new kitchen knives

fondue set:eyeraise:

The Great Escape DVD

Run SIlent Run Deep DVD

The Hunt for Red October DVD(all I need now is sum of all fears)

Dell Axim X5

Cajun Cookbook

Flannel lined jeans

new sweater

nylon running pants

awesome gap flannel pj's

other pj pants

I think that's about it........

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My haul was typically crappy.

 

2 sweaters.

2 T-shirts, one long-sleeved.

SW AoTC video ('cause I have no DVD player).

SW AoTC soundtrack.

A new wallet (still haven't opened the one from last year).

Assorted snacks.

Gift certificates to a movie theatre I don't go to.

Cologne that I won't wear.

A day-by-day calendar that I won't use.

A book that I already have.

$120 from rich/senile relatives.

A chance to play with my new 1 yr old baby cousin.

 

A few days after the fact, I got Voyager: Elite Force (Expansion Pack) and Jedi Outcast, 'cause we had to visit the US to get them. :snear:

 

Now I get to put the new video games in a box until April, because my dear mother thinks that I want to spend as much time at home as I possibly can, so by the time I got back here, school's about to start. :disaprove

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