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i'm sorry... i'm laughing as I type this, please forgive me.....

 

this is the thread to share (clean) quotes you have found on the internet/Bash.org...

 

I HAD to share this gem... and ask you, why havn't YOU geeks come up with this before now...

 

<Mank> Happy New Year.

<Mank> 666 + 1337 = 2003

<Anders> So the Antichrist is to arrive this year in the form of a preteen hacker?

<Chris_A> It's the Ap0cA1yp53!!!!111

<Mank> a11 uR j3suz r b3lonG 2 US!!!!!!

 

 

whoever those guys are, I tip my hat to them....

 

:D:D:D:D:D

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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

 

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a ****ing search function, or something.

<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

 

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*

<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not **** up my pc

<Blitz> it wont

<J0E> omfg, its deleting!

<Blitz> no, its scanning

<J0E> it says deleting

*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

 

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo

<andy> no wait

 

right ... ill stop now!

 

hehe ... liked this 1

 

<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.

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(+SnowWork) note from the tragically wiser. when running a computer lab for a middle school. do _NOT_ allow a naiive teacher to instruct students to type "zoo pictures" into a search engine :|

(+SnowWork) yes folks, it happened to me...

(+SnowWork) actually, after the first frantic dash to haul the network cable out of the ISDN modem, I laughed my ass off ;)

 

rude but funny as ...

 

<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer

 

mods its up to you if u leave the top 1 there im unsure as to its acceptableness

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> | .

<Ouroboros> Whoops

 

 

<orion`-`-> what the

<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid

<orion`-`-> brbrb

 

 

I like those.:lol: There's one there by an "AgentSmith" I wonder if it's the one who's here on LF.:)

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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?

ReDPriest:4.5 minutes

serluny:how did u do that?

ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do

that

serluny:what program

ReDPriest:download **** into your brain v3.1

serluny:how do i download it?

ReDPriest: go to http://www.downloadable-****-for-your-brain.com

serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

 

:D

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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

 

:D

 

<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y

<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y

<DAL9000> easy to say

<DAL9000> f00

<DAL9000> ¸ß

<DAL9000> say that.

<Bizzy> ¸ß

<DAL9000> õ þ

<DAL9000> now that

<Bizzy> õ þ

<DAL9000> now say this:

<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§

<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§

<DAL9000> bahahaha

<Bizzy> what?

<Bizzy> damnit

:rofl:

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static

<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object

<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d

<TorMuck> a sprite is a ****ing soda

<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

:lol:

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<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower

<DEZM> uhhhh

<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that

<sortof> i tape up my knob real good

<sortof> to keep it down

<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh

<sortof> noo on the shower

<sortof> the drain wont stay closed

 

 

 

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls

<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

 

 

 

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter

 

 

 

Ahahahaha... ahahahhaaa. Excellent. :cool:

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<NeonMorning> I'm scared I'm going to say something random and sound really stupid.

<Urban_Hermit> be like me - always say something stupid and it never appears random

 

<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.

<melipompous> lol

<JerryBeep> You bastard...

 

<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work

<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work

 

(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????

(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip

 

* Topic is 'Download help NOT available here.'

* eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has joined #new2mIRC

<eats> i need to get a trial version of maya 3d software. were in this program can i go to look this up?

<@corm> http://www.download.com

<eats> not that comon

<@corm> oh

<@corm> you mean on mirc

<eats> yes sir/mame

<@corm> push Ctrl and F4 at the same time, it opens the file search dialog

* eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has left #New2mIRC

<@corm> *snickers*

 

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?

<amsea_> 17:06

<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

 

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps

<sc1> jesus this sucks

<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.

<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.

 

<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year?

<sirus> 2

<Hat> No.

<sirus> 7?

<Hat> That's not even an educated guess...

<sirus> i know

<sirus> im being stupid on purpose

<Hat> It's hard to tell.

 

<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>

<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease affecting millions.

 

UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?

UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating

 

<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been

pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?

<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights, Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking

maple syrup.

<ignatz> The rest is history.

 

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?

<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics

<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

 

Gotta love that random quote button :D

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there's sooo much to choose from on bash.org, here's some i found rather amusing:

 

 

<mutey> whats the lowest priority in linux?

<smcn> mutey: ease of use

 

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·[steev]· i used to date this chick, she used to strip naked and rub up and down against me to get me off the computer, it was like, damn it, im busy

 

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<Hostility> so let me get this

<Hostility> ur in a room with ur comp

<Hostility> typing on a keyboard... not with ur fingers

<Hostility> but with ur face

<Hostility> with nothing on but a hat?

<ZahanTheThief[b-A]> y6esw

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<@psychotik> luckily i bought my booze tomorrow

<@psychotik> er

<@psychotik> yesterday

 

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<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''

<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

----------------<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1

<darthv> ok

*** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)----------------------------------------------

 

 

anyway... there are tons, but seriously big warning for anyone under 18, this site is full of swearing, umm 'teh nasty' etc. if you are of weak disposition, i suggest you avoid it.

 

 

me, i love it. ;)

 

 

 

 

:wavey:

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I like Sharkey quotes better.

 

http://www.solidsharkey.com/ffquotes.html

 

<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.

 

<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food?

 

<Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named 'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"

<gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter train simulators in America!?!"

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