Kylilin Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I learned of this show while watching "Pardon The Interruption" today. Allegedly, t his show will pit men (or women) vs various members of the animal kingdom in several contests. What those contests are, I have no idea, but they did mention something about an eating contest between a man and a Grizzly Bear. Is anyone going to watch this? Or, as they stated on the show, further proof of the decline of Western Civilization? here is the link for the show if you want to check it out for yourselves: Man vs. Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 DSS vs Jabba the hutt in the Eating pizza contest :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 60 midgets pulling an airliner > elephant pulling airliner that elephant has no idea what it's going up against. neither does the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 For a second I thought Kylilin was trying to pick a fight with me. Hopefully PETA will put a stop to this, to protect the animals' dignity if nothing else. I maintain, that the only good reality series ever made was The Muppet Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 i saw the commercial, and shook my head in dissmay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Fools! This will be the greatest thing ever televised. Those midgets will take the elephant to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Joe Millionaire is the funniest thing I have EVER seen, those chicks have NO idea what they are getting themselves into, I make 1/2 of what that guy and I am a full time student. But anyways, that grizzly is gunna get a run for its money, that chinese guy is INSANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 In the European version of this show I would like to see an episode with a Chimp vs. Football player IQ contest. Bet it's gonna be tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I don't watch TV anymore, in the past 4 months I must have seen no more than 15 hours of it... I'm free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jem I'm free. Don't count on it. Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Why do the americans make such terrible TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Simple, the producers know that a majority of people are dumb, don't like thinking for themselves, and will accept crappy shows. So instead fo making good ones they make crappy ones and hype it up. People then watch the shows out of fear of being excluded from others. This goes for any country, most people are idiots who like to follow others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Dumb reality shows are cheap to produce too. No fancy special effects, no hiring talented, intelligent writers, etc... Just play off the greed of people willing to do ANYTHING for money, and let the cameras roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 that chinese guy is INSANE Is that the guy who won the Nathans hot dog eating contest? That guy ate like 50 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 So how is that Joe millionare show going? Are the chicks hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Admiral So instead fo making good ones they make crappy ones and hype it up. They could have run commercials that just had white words on black saying "A Draft Team of 60 Midgets will Attempt to Out Pull an Elephant" and i would still be saying this will be the high-water mark of man's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I have concluded that Nute Gunray is not human, and is calling humans idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Commander 598 I have concluded that Nute Gunray is not human, Neither am I, going by your reasoning. and is calling humans idiots. Humans are idiots. I think over 5000 years of nearly continuous warfare and bigotry proves that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by GUNNER So how is that Joe millionare show going? Are the chicks hot? some of them are, some were ugly, thats just how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Man's performance was terrible. We only won two events of six! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 please do actually give us the results..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 The Bear won the hot dog eating event. The Oranagutan (CAN'T SPELL) beat the Sumo wrestler in a tug of war. The Sprinter outran a giraffe but failed to out run a Zebra (two attempts. the zebra jumped early the first time) the former SEAL beat the hell out of a chimp in the obstacle course (interestingly, the chimp was the best competitor of all the animals. he didn't need handlers to hold him back and he waited on the starting line line a human and even flexed and stretched) and the elephant decimated the midgets. half the midgets weren't even trying. what an awful 8000th post. just like the previous 7999 i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Frankly, who is the wise guy that figured out 60 midgets equals 1 Elephant? or that a human being has the same appitite as a Bear? and people forget that man is the best EDURANCE runner on the earth. Why bother seeing who the fastest when we know the cheetah is the fastest land animal on the earth Frankly, this is a waste of time to even bother to watch, it is so messed up from the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I wanted the midgets to win...... i'm sad now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 I was impressed by the performance of the little people, I didn;t even think they'd get the plane to overcome the initial inertia when I first heard of it, then I saw them moving it in an advertisement. I figured the bear would win at the eating contest, he was swallowing those hot dogs whole, two at a time. I missed the tug of war between the Sumo wrestler and the orangutang (sp?). I switched to the Mavericks/Kings game during that. Overall, I don't think I'll waste my time watching another like that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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