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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

And punctuation. I hope the new films give us punctuation. Capitalization wouldn't be a bad thing to see in the films too. /end hint

 

:rofl:

 

SW: "Try? there is no try, its do or do not." Yoda

 

Well, since star wars is my love......i must correct that one...

 

Luke: "...I'll try.."

 

Yoda: "No! Try not..Do, or do not......there is no try."

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Originally posted by Andy867

actually, it's

 

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

 

My favorite quote(s) are:

 

Smeagol: "But masters my friend."

 

Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."

 

Smeagol: "Not listening. I'm not listening"

 

- Smeagol and Gollum arguing in LOTR: TTT

 

Smeagol: "Spoil a nice fish. Give it to us raw... and wrrrrrrriggling... You keep nasty chips."

 

[Gimli: "Oh c'mon, we can take em."

Aragorn: "Its a long way"

Gimli: "Toss me."

Aragorn: "What?"

Gimli:" I cannot jump the distance. You have to toss me... eehhh. Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn:" Not a word. "

ah you took mine.
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fave SW lines:

 

'I find your lack of faith disturbing'

 

'Join me Obi-Wan and together we can destroy the Sith!'

 

'A disruption in communications can mean only one thing: invasion!'

 

'At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have revenge.'

 

fave matrix lines:

 

'Hey, i'm just doing my job. you give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap an' you can cram it up your ass.'

 

'No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead.'

 

'I know Kung-Fu'

 

fave LOTR lines

 

'Men are weak.'

 

'Our time here is ending.'

 

'Gandalf, which way to Mordor? Right or left?'

 

'They have a cave-troll.'

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Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

 

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger

 

...and you give me my phone call.

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LotR - Bilbo: I know half as many of you as I should, and I like half of you half as much as you deserve! (Wrong, I know - but you get the idea!)

 

Matrix - 'what does chicken taste of' dialog.

 

SW:

 

:leia: Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking...... NERF HERDER!

:indy: Whos scruffy looking?

 

:indy: You could use a good kiss!

:leia: Id sooner kiss a :chew1 !

:indy: I can arrange that!

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Imagine if Obi Wan had kept his sense of humour...

 

:trooper: Halt! I need to see some ID... Those droids in particular.

:ben: Those aren't the droids your looking for...

Trooper - These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Ben - There are no droids...

Trooper - There are no droids.

Ben - You wish to resign your commision...

Trooper - Stuff this - wild no-droid chase! Im resigning my commision!

Ben - You wish to go home and rethink your life...

Trooper - Im going home - thinkn what to do with my life now.

Ben - Move along...

Trooper - Go on - get out of here... Hey - Leiutenant - you can take my stripes and.....

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Han: Keep your distance, Chewie, but don't look like you're keeping your distance.

Chewie: (grumble)

Han: I don't know, fly casual.

 

Han: Luke? Luke can't even take care of himself, much less anyone else.

Chewie: Insistant growl

Han: A jedi? Hump, I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody starts getting delusions of grandeur.

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Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.

 

Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

 

Obi-Wan: [looks at his handcuffed hands] Good job.

 

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Mace Windu: This party's over.

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Would it be from Return of the Jedi?

 

Neway, Quotes:

 

LoTR: Nobody touches a dwarf!

Not the beard! Not the beard!

Toss Me

Don't Tell the Elf

"Nobody Likes you, you have no friends"

"Not listening not listening!"

 

"Wess defeated hims!"

 

Matrix: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

I Know Kung-Fu

Show Me

Dodge This(ys no 1 said that yet!?)

 

thats it for now.

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