Lost Welshman Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Hello Everyone, me and 2 of my friends are going to make a LOTR spoof with my video camera. Its not going to be accurate costume/setting wise but it will be funny. Could you please help me with funny ideas, keep in mind that there are three of us and we are only doing LOTR:FOTR for now. Thank you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 have your friends be wraiths, and trying to get the ring from you, and let one of them stab you in the shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Instead of a ring, have it be a hat or peace of cheesecake or something. Maybe a taco. Hobbits: Not short, just smug bastards. Elves: Smell of feces Dwarfs: Extremely horny, fight with sticks Wizards: Speak only in innuendoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Lord of the Cheesecake? I like it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{BK}SupremePain Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 "Dwarfs: Extremely horny, fight with sticks" LMAO you seen Austin Powers 2 lately eh?..... "Mini me, stop humping the laser" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 I've never seen part two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett I've never seen part two. Its better than the 1st IMO, but Goldmember is by far the best! Subtitle scene- Mr Roboto- Would you like to eat some $hit? Austin- What did you say?! Beyonce- He asked, would you like to eat some $hitarou mushrooms! Austin- Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 the video spoof is too ez. me an some friends are gonna jus dub over FOTR like we did with SW - EP1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 31, 2003 Author Share Posted January 31, 2003 Here are the ideas we have so far: 1. Hobbits are normal sized, the ones in the film were vertically impared. 2. Elrond will have a serios look but a really high voice (maybe aided with helium) Just imagine in a chipmunk voice "We are gathered here to answer to the threat of mordorrrrrrrrrrrrr" 3. In the bit with the ring, (One of those haribo sweets, you know the ring ones), we will have frodo saying about the strange markings and gandalf replies, "It is an ancient language, in the common toung it says 'Made In Tywan(SP!)' ". 4.When saruman is casting the spell that makes the lightning hit the mountain and the snow falls we will have him chanting, "Oats and Beans and Barley Grow, Oats and Beans and Barley Grow, nor you nor I or anyone know, how oats and beans and barley grow" 5. A large teddy bear will be the cave troll, with a little pencil, will stab frodo and Aragorn will say his line, you know "That spear would have skewerd a wild boar". For those of you who dont get it its because of the size of the pencil. 6.Im i can be bothered ill buy some iron on paper stuff and make a t-shirt saying 'Mythril' In metalica like writing. 7. The bit on weathertop will have all three of us as the 5 wraiths, with cleaver camera tricks. One of us will be wearing a scary movie mask. 8.Frodo is stabbed by a parker pen and gets ink poisoning, has to have elvish medicene to heal. 9. We will skip(Monty Python style) instead of using real horses, A guy will say, "what are you doing", Aragorn replies, "Its my horse" and the guy says, "Thats not a horse, Its not even a guy banging a two halfs of a coconut together" (In Monty Python they have guys behind them banging coconuts to make the sound of horse shoes hitting the floor) 10. We will each take it in turn to play frodo (Even our stunt man "The Teddy", who is actually just a teddy) 11. Aragorn hands out rulers (as weapons) and sam says, "what are these for" Aragorn replies, "The Pen is mightier than the sword" and Sam says "yeah but why the hell have you given us rulers" as aragorn walks off and falls off weather top. If we do the two towers: 1. The bit when that dude says it will take thousands of men and Saruman says Tens of Thousands, they step outside and the three of us will be standing looking up. Here are a number of things we could say: A) Ummm.... Hi...... you see the thing is, we lied *Laughs to self* there is actually only the three of us B) WE TOLD THEM TO MAKE A LEFT TURN, BUT NOOOOO" C) One person explains something and gets quieter, the other two talk to saruman and the one still talks to him self and says stuff like. "After we turned right we could see this BIG BIG thing, not sure what it was but it was big. About the size of a horse, but not quite the same shape. A Cow, I think thats what they call them. OOOOHH look over there *points* oh, wait, false alarm, I thought it was butterfly........etc......." So what do you think so far, and do you have any other ideas or any improvements, keep in mind that I have no real budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Sounds pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 LMAO... I want a SE boxed DVD set lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 i would like to see it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted February 2, 2003 Author Share Posted February 2, 2003 lol, thanks for the support guys. Ive been pretty slow on ideas lately but heres another one: I wont tell my big bro anything and ill just call him from his room and then it record. He'll come out onto the landing and my friend will say YOU SHALL NOT PASS! and hit a stick on the floor. I cant wait to see his reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 i would like to see his reaction to i bet it won't be pleasant evening after u do it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 The idea sounds great, I'm looking forward to its development "3. In the bit with the ring, (One of those haribo sweets, you know the ring ones), we will have frodo saying about the strange markings and gandalf replies, "It is an ancient language, in the common toung it says 'Made In Tywan(SP!)' ". "8.Frodo is stabbed by a parker pen and gets ink poisoning, has to have elvish medicene to heal." Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted February 2, 2003 Author Share Posted February 2, 2003 Thanks, What do you think sounds better, Made in China - Original Idea Or Made in Taiwan - My improvement also, does anyone know where I can get a program to edit in special effects, like I did one time. I made me and my bro have a lightsaber fight and he cut my head off and it landed on the floor. If I could get a program like this again the film would be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 Made in China because china is so kool and because it just sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 :lol: funny, funny stuff. maybe you should out up the full script so us spoiler-lovers can read it (doesn't have to be up here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted February 2, 2003 Author Share Posted February 2, 2003 To be honest there isnt really a script, well watch the FOTR dvd and then do the scene with our "adjustments". Maybe Ill add all of the funny stuff for you spoiler lovers later in a spoiler post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 How about your saying somethinng important and your friend are leagous, and the drawf guy. They start playing thumbwars and one of them loses and they start fighting. After a minuet ofd the whole thing you stop talking and turn around and they get off eachother and say "sorry" sorry" and then you continue and they start. You hit one of them on the head and- and- I'm done 0_o. HIT THE 300 POST OH YEA CAN YOU FEEL IT UH? UH? I have excersied the demons, this house is clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted February 3, 2003 Author Share Posted February 3, 2003 Err..... No thanks, I dont think thats really that funny....its sick, but not funny. Now just go and talk to yourself, *pats TheHobGoblin on back*, there there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 looks to be really funny, just one thing. please post where we can see it here once you finish it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 help? HELP? you want help. let my spoof that i made my self be your guide. feel free to use anything from this spoof. (beginning was personally made by obi-wan 13) the prolog a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...oh never mind lets just get on with it. *Gandalf rides on his carriage singing, "Follow the yellow brick road" * Frodo: Gandalf! You're back! Gandalf: What about my back? Frodo: You know what I mean! It is so good to see you! Gandalf: So, my young hobbit, your infactuation has not ceased, I see. Frodo: Pfft! Like that can happen! Anyway, on to more things, how is the world? Gandalf: You know i can’t tell you important things Frodo: Well that’s good to hear! Tell me, Will you be going to uncle Bilbo's birthday party? Gandalf: They aren't bringing back that clown this year, are they? Frodo: After last year, I doubt it! *frodo gets off carraige* Frodo: Well, see you later! Gandalf mutters under his breath on a lose up shot: good riddance....... *Gandalf rides up to Bilbos house and knocks on the door* Bilbo: oh do come in. *Gandalf goes to the side of the door and opens it with his staff. a shotgun blast goes through the door and Bilbo comes out with a shotgun and looks around* Gandalf: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! Bilbo: oh hello Gandalf i uh...thought you were a Sackvillbaggins. Gandalf: nevermind that do you have the old toby? Bilbo: shhhhh later. *they both go inside* Bilbo: i need to ask you a question. do any rings ever talk to you? Gandalf: so what do you have to drink. Ring: eat at Joe’s, eat at Joe’s, eat at Joe’s, eat at Joe’s. Bilbo: yeah....by the way im going away and im taking the evil ring with me. Gandalf: just tea thank you. *later. Bilbo gives his birthday speech* Bilbo: you all suck so bye. *Bilbo dissapears* Frodo: ohhhhhhhhh boy! Gandalf: ok got to run frodo. *a few days later frodo finds his house broken into* Gandalf: BOO!!! Frodo: HOLY $#!+!!! Gandalf: the ring is evil, that’s why it talks. Frodo: you hear it to, thank God. Ring: HEY I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Gandalf:......yeah so i need to see the obviously evil Saruman and get my ass kicked. you need to go to Bree and make sure that if you hear Tom Bombadil shoot him. *they hear a noise and Gandalf pulls Sam out of thin air* Sam: ack! gardening at night! Gandalf: whatever. i need some one to loose Frodo. Sam: dont worry Mr. Gandalf i wont loose him. Gandalf: thats not what i said. Sam: please Mr. Gandalf sir dont turn me into anything unnateral. *Gandalf turns Sam into a rubber chicken and then turns him back* Gandalf: that unnateral enough for you? *all three are in a spooky part of the forest* Gandalf: so um bye. *Gandalf takes out two empty halves of coconuts and starts banging them together as he gallops away* Frodo: this is gonna be one long spoof. *Gandalf meets Radagast the brown* Gandalf: your not supposed to be in the movie. Radagast: where are you going? Gandalf: Isengard. Radagast: are you rideing on a horse? Gandalf: yes. Radagast: your using coconuts. Gandalf: what? Radagast: you have two empty halves of coconut and your banging them together. where did you get them? Gandalf: i found them. Radagast: in the Shire? the coconut is tropical. this is a temperate zone. Gandalf: LOOK ITS ELVIS! *Gandalf slips away* Gandalf: Saruman the dark lord whats his name...Star man has found the ring in the Shire. Saruman: and you didn’t notice it before. have you been smoking old toby again. *they go inside* Gandalf: WHAT YOUR JOINING SAMMEY!!! Saruman: he said he’d give me some car magaziens. *Gandalf gets ass kicked and Frodo, Sam, mary and Pippin meet up with eachother* Pippen: SHROOMS!! Prodo: scary scream from man in black robe usually means to get off the road. *Nazgul appears banging coconuts together* Nazgul#1: where is this person Shire from the land of Baggins? *sniff sniff* i smell shrooms. Ring: IM DOWN HERE YOU IDIOT!!! *Nazgul goes after shrooms instead* Mary: it gets dark really fast around here. *Nazgul chase hobbits to Buckelbarry ferry and Frodo falls in water* Nazgul#1: HA HA HA HA HA HA! *hobbits go to Prancing Pony and drink* Pippen: FOOD! Mary: BEER! Sam: SPOOKY MAN IN CORNER! *agenct all odds by throwing the ring in the air Frodo gets it stuck on his finger* Sam, Mary, Pippen: ohhhhhhhhh boy! *Frodo finds himself in weird shadow world* Sauron: peek a boo. Frodo: HOLY $#!+!!! *Frodo takes off ring* Aragorn: do it again uh i mean come with me. Frodo: can i ask you a personal question do you uh wash your hair? Aragorn: am i scary? Frodo: no. *scean changes Nazgul stabbing beds and finding out that the Hobbits aren’t there* Nazgul#2: do you know if there are any ring makers in Bree? *Hobbits and Aragorn get to Weather Top* Frodo: i hope you know Strider that when you wander off where ever your going Mary and Pippen are going to do something stupid to attract evil. Aragorn: yes but i must rescue you Hobbits in my own particular...uh... Sam: idiom. Aragorn: IDIOM!! Nazgul#1: what’s going on ? Nazgul#2: some midgets are making smoke signals that say "Baggins is here". Nazgul#1: im glad they know where that place is cause its not on the map. *Nazgul attack Hobbits* Nazgul#1: so do you guys know a Mr. Shire from... Sam: BACK YOU DEVILS!!! Nazgul#1: ouch man thats harsh. *Frodo gets stabbed* Nazgul#2: hey Aragorn do you think that you could just scare us away like in the book? Aragorn: sorry but i must fight you more uh... Nazgul#3: dramatically. Aragorn: DRAMATICALLY! *Aragorn + Hobbits meet up with Arwen* Sam: WOAH BABE-O-RAMA!! Arwen: so you don’t wash you hair on journeys. Aragorn: oh shut up. *Nazgul try to ask arwen for directions* Nazgul#1: hi uh were lost. Arwen: if you want him come and clame him! Nazgul#2: dose he owe us money or something. *big wave shaped like horses sweep Nazgul away* All Nazgul: HOLY $#!+!!! Frodo: gasp choke cough. Arwen: oh don’t be such a baby. *and now we go to the happy land of Rivendell* Gandalf: ah old toby. Frodo: Gandalf? *Gandalf hides pipe* Gandalf: ok now time for flashbacks. *flash back time "yipee"* Saruman: embrace the power of the ring or embrace your own destruction! Gandalf: there is only one lord of the ring, only one who can bend it to his will, and i cant remember his name...LOOK ITS TONY DANZA! *Gandalf hitches a ride with the Lord of the Eagles* Lord of the Eagles: WHAT THE...WHOS ON MY BACK!? Saruman: Gandalf?...... Frodo: your not making any sense. Gandalf: fool of a Took you know i cant tell you important things. Frodo: wrong Hobbit. Gandalf: oh well i like to say fool of a Took he he Frodo: well it is kind of catchey. Elrond : Welcome to the Matrix, wait, I mean Rivendell, Mr. Anderson err uh, Frodo Baggins. Frodo: ohhhhhh boy! Elrond: the matrix has you Frodo uh ring i ment ring. *Gandalf and Elrond talk about...stuff* Elrond: the ring cannot stay here Mr. Anderson uh Gandalf. *Legolas and unimportant Elves arrive. Gimli and unimportant Dwarves arrive. Boromir and old farts of Gondor arrive. Boromir drops the shards of Narsil * Boromir: oops. Aragorn: im trying to read! *Arwen meets Gimli* Arwen: all Aragorn wants to do is read his book, he has no time for me. Gimli: there there. hey do you want to play a game of hide the helmet? Arwen: how do you play? *...then other things happened and Aragorn managed to finish his book......meanwhile at Elronds counsel* Elrond: big bombad Sauron has found ring and him mucho happey. All:....what? Elrond: you don’t like my Boss Nass impression? All:.......... Elrond: you have to take the ring into mordor and you all mite die horrible deaths. any questions...Gimli? Gimli: how do Elves walk on snow? Elrond: any intelligent questions...Boromir? Boromir: can i borrow the ring? Elrond: no. anything else...Gimli what is it now? Gimli: can i borrow you JKII game? Elrond: NO!!! Gimli: sheesh sorry. Elrond: so who wants to die? Frodo: ill go. the ring is driving me insane with repeating that damn poem! Ring: everyone hates me no one loves me im gonna eat some worms. Aragorn: you have my sword. Legolas: and my bow. Gimli: and my accent. Gandalf: well i have nothing better to do. Boromir: you’ll need some conflict for the story. Sam: im not supposed to loose Frodo. Mary, Pippen: you’ll need comic relief. Elrond: well at least we'll only loose one Elf. *annnnnd there off....first they try to go around the Misty mountains* Gandalf: no we cant go that way. All: well that was a waste of time. *then they try to go on top of it* Gimli: how do Elves walk on snow? Legolas: its the shoes. Gimli: cool. new balance. Gandalf: no we cant go here either. Gimli: who wants to go to the spooky place? *all but Gandalf raise hands* Gandalf: what have i gotten myself into? *they go to Moria and find everyone’s dead* Gimli: i thought something was funny when i didn’t get any Christmas cards for 60 years. oh well cant keep track of everything. *Frodo gets tossed around by "The Watcher in the Water" and all get trapped in the mines* Pippen: they still have malt beer here right...right??? Gandalf: im lost. Boromir: who put him in charge again? Gimli: i like it here. its nice and snug on these sharp rocks. Aragorn: Dwarves are so weird. Gimli: thats not what Arwen thought when we played hide the helmet. Aragorn: WHAT?!!! *Aragorn starts choking Gimli and Gandalf remembers just in time. then they see the great hall of Dwarrowdelf* Aragorn: Dwarrowdelf! Gimli: Dwarrowdelf! Gandalf: Dwarrowdelf! Legolas: its only a model. All: shhhh!! *Gimli gets mopey over Baliens death and Gandalf finds Oris long lost diary* Gandalf: "bought the new Jedi Knight 2 game and i can own Dori any day on MP" *skips abit* "they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes. drums, drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark. we cannot get out....they are coming........P.S. if i get out of this i need to take my hood to the dry cleaners. *Pippen attracts the presence of evil and thus big fight breaks out* Legolas: Orcs! Boromir: no! really? thanks. Gimli: were in my own country and the Elf get the better fight sceans. *Frodo gets stabbed. again! but has Dwarf mail to protect him* Gandalf: aww shoot uh i mean hooray for Dwarf mail. *Balrog appears and chases them. Gimli thinks he can make a 50 foot jump...right. Balrog chases them to the bridge of Kazad Dum "don’t you just love to say those words* Gandalf: YOU CANNOT PASS! Balrog: hey your that wizard who stole my wallet! Gandalf: uh....if i pay you back will you let us go. Balrog: yeah. alright. Gandalf: how much. Balrog: 10000. Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! *Gandalf and Balrog fall into an abyss "bye bye" Hobbits have a teary moment* Boromir: don’t cry Gimli. Gimli: LET GO OF ME YOU OAF!!! Aragorn: quit crying you wusses. *they go to woods of Lothloriean* Gimli: they say there is a great Elf witch who lives in these woods. Mary: ooooooo spooooky. Gimli: but she wont get me, i have foxy eyes. Haldir: the Dwarf breaths so loud that...HOLY.. jeese Dwarf what did you eat!! Gimli: gaze into my foxy eyes Elf. *Haldir ignors Gimli* Aragorn: forgive the company i travel with. they're all...well...stupid. Gimli: what about the stuff your going to say about "we havent had dealing with a Dwarf sence Durins bane was awokend". Haldir: its in the special edition. Gimli:aww shoot! *they meet Galadriel* All: TURN OFF THOSE FREAKING LIGHTS!!! Galadriel: muwhahahaha scary aren’t i!? All: no. *yada yada yada blah blah blah* Galadriel: farewell Frodo Baggins. i give you this...shiny thing. Frodo: where do you put the quarter. *company gets to the Argonath* The Argonath: stop. hey you cant go through here. stop cut it out. no dont do it. awww crap....shut up stupid birds and get out of my ear. *.....companey gets to amon hen* Gimli: recover strength!? what do you mean by that! Legolas: a lot of Orcs are on the other side. Can we go. Aragorn: ummmmm no. *Boromir fights Frodo for the ring* Boromir: ill give it right back. i promise. Frodo: instead ill show you a magic trick. *Frodo dissapears* Boromir: oohhhhhhhhh $#!+!!! im in deep $#!+!!! *Frodo gets a boat and goes off to mordor with Sam* Sam: im not supposed to loose you. Frodo: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. *Aragorn Legolas and Gimli kill half saurons army in woods, Boromir gets killed and Mary and Pippen get captured "perfect end to a perfect day"* Mary: even after we painted those bullseyes on Boromir your still going to capture us. Boromir: Aragorn ive always loved you. Aragorn: ok ill just be over there. *they put Boromir in a boat and send him down the waterfall* Gimli: the boats stuck on a rock. Aragorn: er. Legolas: don’t look at me, im not getting it! TO BE CONTINUED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: Omg that was SOOOO GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 Balrog: hey your that wizard who stole my wallet! Gandalf: uh....if i pay you back will you let us go. Balrog: yeah. alright. Gandalf: how much. Balrog: 10000. Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Thats Pure Genious, the rest wasnt really in the style we want, but this is pure, well, Us!!! (Im referring to me and my friends) My friends parents got told by our englush teacher that shes worried about his state of mind because she thinks were always scheming in the corner, Lol! English is great this year, WE MAKE LEARNING FUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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