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Posted

Hello, sir or madam.

I am new to your forum, called (forums name here). My name is (name goes here) and I have been registered since (date here)

-(signature here)

 

Hi everyone. :D

Posted
Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist

Not a newbie but new to our forums. How do we deal this one XWAers?

 

We set you on fire, and then shove you into him. Two birds, one stone.

Posted
Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt

You guys should write a book on "How to keep a forum alive"

 

:D

 

Just keep pourin um in.

 

Hey, heres a story!

Flanders - Time someone farted.

 

 

This story begins in a humble house in the town of Lucasforums, this paticular story is about Jedi's.... Let the story begin.

 

 

*Flanders wake's up*

Flanders : What time is it Z?

Zbomber : 9:00PM, remember last night we got drunk.

Flanders : Oh.. Yea... Thats why i'm handcuffed to my bed!

Zbomber : That explains a few things, theres lots of porno mags at the end of your bed.

Flanders : *Silent*

Zbomber : Heh, i'm gonna tell Rhett now!

Flanders : *Calls Lynk Former* Could you get Mr.Weasel out for me?

Lynk : Sure! *Gets Mr.Weasel out* KILL THAT NOG!

Mr Weasel : *Rips off Zbombers legs and Zbomber's arms*

Zbomber : Ow, hey that hurt!

Flanders : Shut up. Hey has anyone farted today?

Lynk : No..

Zbomber : No.......

Mr Weasel : *Biting Zbombers legs*

Flanders : I guess it's time someone farted... *Fart*

 

THE END [Crap story eh, didnt even make sence]

Posted
Originally posted by Rogue15

looks more like swamp scum to me. :(

OK then.

 

Please get this through your heads as well:

 

THIS IS ALSO NOT THE SWAMP!!!!!!!

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
Originally posted by Captain wing

Just keep pourin um in.

 

Hey, heres a story!

Flanders - Time someone farted.

 

 

This story begins in a humble house in the town of Lucasforums, this paticular story is about Jedi's.... Let the story begin.

 

 

*Flanders wake's up*

Flanders : What time is it Z?

Zbomber : 9:00PM, remember last night we got drunk.

Flanders : Oh.. Yea... Thats why i'm handcuffed to my bed!

Zbomber : That explains a few things, theres lots of porno mags at the end of your bed.

Flanders : *Silent*

Zbomber : Heh, i'm gonna tell Rhett now!

Flanders : *Calls Lynk Former* Could you get Mr.Weasel out for me?

Lynk : Sure! *Gets Mr.Weasel out* KILL THAT NOG!

Mr Weasel : *Rips off Zbombers legs and Zbomber's arms*

Zbomber : Ow, hey that hurt!

Flanders : Shut up. Hey has anyone farted today?

Lynk : No..

Zbomber : No.......

Mr Weasel : *Biting Zbombers legs*

Flanders : I guess it's time someone farted... *Fart*

 

THE END [Crap story eh, didnt even make sence]

 

*look's up from porno magazines*

Hmm... did you guys say something? :D

Yeh, I come top bring joy to you and your children... me and my leprachauns will burn down your village. :D

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