Grim_comician Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I wondered if you've got yourself a laugh from the games. How? Where? Why? What qoute? "I've just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling.":) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanspoof Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Glottis: Pretty little paratif actually. Yes, sire-ee. Not bad 'tall! (Whistles) TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!! Manny: Olivia's... kitcen... Glottis: LUMAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!! (Duh-de-duh-duh-deduh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaXeriaw Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Manny: Hey, Kiddies, check out my bonesaw! Or something like that I laught my head of, first time I saw that scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanspoof Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I liked it when Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel' That made me laugh my ass off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Oh man, did I come in on Saturday again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Sanspoof I liked it when Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel' That made me laugh my ass off! That's not my funny! It made me cry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Lol, I don't think that was supposed to be a moment of hilarity.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Heh, how was that not comedy? I like it in year2 when you read the last letter from Salvador, telling you that Hector knows where you are and is coming to get you. "I think he's exaggerating, but I feel kinda stupid for plastering my name on the huge sign now" (or something along those lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 Coming to think of that, Grim Fandango is one of the funniest games I ever played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted March 24, 2003 Author Share Posted March 24, 2003 - Helloooooooo!! Hmm, no effect. Manny in Blue casket Manny's at Toto and uses a metal detector at him while working. - What's that? Inspecting me? Are you with that health department or somewhere? Go away! I pay money this month! When you're at Bowlsley the florist, don't do anything but listen to him. When he stopped, examine and check things. The florist will reply Manny at the same reason. - Ding ding, can I help you, can I help you? CAN I HELP YOU?! CAN I FRIGGIN' HELP YOU DING DING DING?! And would you like some baby's breath? Bowlsley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 WTF? I didn't know about Toto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 And above the scene where the thunder boys are, use the fake-snow spreader over them, one tall thunder boy will say: - Hey, did you ever use the dandruff shampoo? - No, why? - No reason! Well, he can't say dandruff nor shampoo, because no dead has got hair. If that tall guy heard me, then he's confused why the others not got dandruff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyW Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by morshem WTF? I didn't know about Toto! Neither did I, or about Bowlsley's "Can I help you!?" craziness. Gotta try it out! I agree, GF is the funniest game I've ever played: "Hey kiddles, check out my bone saw!" "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Also, ask them if they have a gun, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! It's too long to post now... Then again, why not? lol DON'T look if you haven't seen it, it'd totally ruin it for you, it's so funny when they say it! Manny: Say, does any of you kids happen to have a gun? Boy: Yeah we do, so stick 'em up! Girl: He doesn't have one, he's such a lier! Boy:Yeah, well your'e stupid! Girl: Your'e light bulbs don't work! Your'e lightbulbs all smell like boogers! Haha, nobody thinks your'e funny anymore! Well everybody in this room is smarter than you! Everybody except you! That's cause I'm especcialy smarter than you! In your dreams! In your baby bed that's all wet cause you wet in it... Shut up! Bed-wetter! I said shut up! No, no really, I have to sleep with an umbrella down here! Yeah well at least I never asked Meche to marry me! Whta!? Ohh, Miss Colomar, your'e so pretty, will you marry me? I never said that! Oooh, Miss Colomar......... Stupid Beany Beaby bed-wetter! Pugsy the Bugsy Lies like a rugsy! Manny: Will you two just shut up! so funny! Also, when Meche is in the safe: "Oh Raoul, I am so so sorry" and- "Manny, I knew you would... Why is that door closed!?" "I, uh, err, it was the only way I could eh, the wind?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Oh, yeah! The gun stuff simply cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted March 27, 2003 Author Share Posted March 27, 2003 "Put that crazy blade away! No room in here for that kind of thing!" Toto "Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them." "It's a fear of death. It makes the monsters of us all. Boo! Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it. If I scare them to death, then it'll become a customer. But I get nailed by the rip-off some more. Psst, it's me... death... I'll see you soon. Okay? I know that you can't hear me, but try to feel what I'm about to say deep down in your soul. Don't eat the gazpacho." Manny in the land of the living. "Soon to be known as the blown wagon." "Hey, thats not funny!" Manny & Glottis "Not again! Will they never learn?" "It was the little guy. I saw him!" "Achh! And he denied the last time!" "Who are you guys?" "We are mechanics! Same as he! But we never before seen a demon like ours so... SO LARGE!" The gremlins and Manny "I knew you would change her m... What?! Who are you?!?" "I'm the grim..." "Ahh!" Hector & Manny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyW Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by Grim_comician "Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them." "Not again! Will they never learn?" "I saw him! He was small." "Yes, but it's the last time we'll see him." Where are those two from? I don't remember them... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morshem Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 First one- restaurant. Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyW Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by morshem First one- restaurant. Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen. Thanks, these are all really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted April 2, 2003 Author Share Posted April 2, 2003 - Kssh... Calling all cars! Calling all cars! - Manuel! Are you in there? - I, ehhm... Just testing your equipment. - Salvador, shut down this radio so we can talk alone. Manny, Salvador and Olivia Do you know what? At Toto the scrimshaw, during year 2, use ENTER on his album, several times. That's strange but funny. (Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt) - Hey come on, the toga party is over at the Románo, orale! - I'm not going until that fat lady sings. Disguised Manny and Chowchilla Charlie - Hola! - Back of, sleaze-ball, or my husband will beat your jaw! Disguised Manny again and Meche - Ah! Beat it, or should I say MUSH!, huh huh! Maintenance elemental spirit to disguised Manny... again. - HAHA...! AHHH! What did you do that for?!? - I didn't, I... - You've molten my make-up! I can't go on like this. I've put you under my wing and this is how you pay me back! - No, no! It's not like that! Two thunder boys Before I've met first Glottis, I've often go behind a small pile of wheels. Check out what happens! - This is what I need! Wheels! A good laugh prolongs your life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted April 23, 2003 Author Share Posted April 23, 2003 Especially inside the building of department of death, I've got my own balloon inside my coat. It sounds in same time when Eva stretches her arms. Hahaha. - What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?! - New shoes! Stuck by these burros I get... - The intro scene - Don't reach my roulette tables! Manny to Charlie when discussing about his secret system. After that glamourous woman sign on the roof falls down, Manny says: - Well. That happens, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Glottis: we will soar like eagles.... like eagles ON POGO STICKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Guy Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 wow, i have too many moments in the game that made me laugh. Glottis pukin' into the garage cos of the gelotine was pretty funny, i must have a warped sense of humour :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 No, laughing when Lola dies would make you warped. (At this point I would like to make it clear to all and sundry I did NOT laugh at the death of Lola.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanspoof Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Chepito's funny. Especially when he gets stuck to the seaweed on that rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 - Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right! It's the sea bees that's rioting! - I squeeze down of these tubes like a pixie! How do I get in? Through the door, just like you? Tube-switcher demon Use the rag to yourself: - Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag! Use the rag/oily rag in many ways: - (Snifffff) - Here, carnal! Smell at this! - (Sniiffff Snifff) Hmmm... That's a good perfume, Manny! Make sure to add these to my grave. - Here! Blot this on his forehead! - He need to fly, not to be dry! - Sor-ry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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