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At the edge of the world near the train tracks in the gremlins home. Examine the coffee cup holder (Near that toaster) and he says "It's the mug rack, at the end of the world". Doesn't sound funny now but just the way he says it :)

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haha yeah thats exactly right. Also one more point to add is the conversation with bowsley at the florist shop where you say "I'm not here to hurt you" Bowsley says "I'm Hector and I'm Here to hurt you!" or when you say "I'm not Hector I'm Manny Calavera" and Bowsleys says "I'm not Hector I'm Manny Calavera come to sprout ya" etc etc

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At the edge of the world near the train tracks in the gremlins home. Examine the coffee cup holder (Near that toaster) and he says "It's the mug rack, at the end of the world". Doesn't sound funny now but just the way he says it :)

 

Yeah it did. But of course I think everything is funny

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Again, reviving this thread... Grim Fandango's comedy knows no boundaries.

 

Manny and Celso

"You're going to have a great trip. I wished I was going too."

"Then why don't you? You could give me a lift."

"Oh, I can't leave until I've worked off my debt for the powers that be."

"Community services, eh?"

 

About cards

"This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges. Then again, so am I. And I've got fewer suits."

"I've already got a card out, and I'm not dealing more until there's money on the table."

The latter cracks me up! :thumbs1:

 

Picking up things

"It's not portable." (His computer in office)

"Could I take your hole punch?" Eva: "Hah! I doubt you could take my half punch."

 

Funny sound

When/where: When you're down in the garage for the first time before you meet Glottis. In more details, where the camera has Glottis shop to the left side and the cars on the right.

How: Walk behind a stock of tires and you'll hear a funny crash sound. Glottis will hear and talk to you. You probably can't miss it.

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Glottis to Raoul:

Taking a little NAP-ay-vous, eh? Well, LE keg is LE empty, so toot sweet, Buster!

 

Glottis:

(Gasp) AH HEART! HEART IS GOOD!

BE GOOD TO HEART!

DON'T TEAR OUT HEART!

HEART IS GOOD!

STRONG BEATING GOOD HEART.

Hey, is that my car?

 

Glottis crying in the Petrified Forest...

 

Oh, how I love Glottis :D

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The interrogation

Manny: "Are you sure you're Mercedes Colomar?"

Meche: "Sure. Would you like to see my birth-mark?"

- "Maybe later."

- "Well hurry up, because it's going to be cremated soon."

 

Or responding:

"On second thought, I better go."

"Well, it's being cremated by now anyway."

 

Paging system

- "I just wanna know where my driver is."

- "Do you want me to have him paged?"

- "No."

- "Good, because we don't have a paging system."

Or if you answer:

- "Yes."

- "Then get Don to stop being such a cheapskate and install a paging system."

 

Manny's persuasion

- "Quick! There's a fire! We have to drive the cars to safety!"

Glottis: - "No, not even a fire will get me out of here. I'm stuck here forever."

- "That makes two of us."

 

DOD's code

"Hm... Equal opportunity in the work place is the law. Amazing. It has been hanging up for so long and he's apparently never read it."

That's funny, since Manny got "bad" clients and now his driver is gone.

 

College

- "On second though, I bet I could figure it out on my own."

Domino: - "That's right, Cal! Give it the old college a try! Oh, whoops. I keep forgetting. You didn't go to college, did ya?"

- "Well, that's all I wanted to ask."

- "Well kid, come back anytime you'd like to continue your education."

Well, it's no wonder that Dom calls him "kid".

 

Nuns

- "I've got a nun, too."

Domino: - "Bruno is a strange name, wouldn't you say?"

- "Well, you know how cruel sister could be about... nicknames!"

 

"There's no limit on those"

- "Do you have any more dead worms back there?"

Clown: - "You've had enough of those."

- "You said there was no limit!"

- "Well how many do you have on ya?"

- "Five."

- "Yeah, well there's no limit up to five and there's a limit."

 

Damn gate

- "Okay, the beasts of black river are blowing bubbles at the bottom. So let's pour on through, huh Glottis?"

- "Manny, look at that badass gate. I can't drive through that! We have to find a key!"

- "I Hjole!"

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Glottis: Hello, Manny!

Manny: Hola!

Manny: I just had a run-in with Domino and Meche. We're leaving town.

Glottis: Wha? Wha? How?

Manny: Domino's got Meche.

Manny: We're going after them tonight.

Glottis: What should I do?

Manny: Just sit here until I get a boat.

Glottis: Sit here.

Glottis: Check!

Glottis: Okay.

Manny: Later.

Glottis: Out.

 

 

Glottis: There was this one high-pitched whine it was making--really grating noise, you know?

Glottis: And I searched and searched, but I couldn't find the source of the noise, until we pulled in here.

Velasco: Was it the blower?

Glottis: No, it was Manny screaming in the back like a cat tied to a cruise missile!

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Domino: If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just watch what could happen to you!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARGH! :D

Manny: Well... when it comes to shreds, Dom is the expert...

 

Probably Domino's fans didn't like that... I liked the character final scene (and Domino was one of my favorite characters), and Manny's comment with Hector was unexpected :D

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Intro..

 

Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr Flores, I'm ready to take you now.

Celso: Take me? Take me where?

Manny: Now now, dont be nervous.

Celso: Nervous? It's just your apperance, its a little intimidating

Manny: Intimidating? Me? But I'm you friend, my name is Manny Calavera, I'm your new travel agent.

Celso: But I dont want a travel agent, I want to go home.

Manny: Heh heh heh, You can't go home Celso, your dead! But your not alone, everybody here is as dead as you.

 

Or at the LSA during year 4

 

Manny: Any messages for me?

Eva: No, calls stopped coming for you the day you left. They're STILL sending you that lingerie catalog, though.

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I've got one:

 

Glottis: What's that?

Manny: It's... uh... Lumbago Lemonade.

Glottis: (drinks) WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?? WHERE??

Manny: Olivia's kitchen.

Glottis: (the music before he runs) LUMBAAAAGOOOO LEMONAAADEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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