Poggle Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted but now everything you don't wish for is corrupted I wish animals could speak english
Doomie Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, animals start complaining about their rights, and ultimatly, the rise against us, slaughter the butchers and burn their houses. Animals become a world-wide killing force, and everyone turns vegetarian when all animals are killed. And you, poggle, are a mass-murderer because it was your wish... [EDIT] Woops, forgot to wish! Alright, i wish animals return to their former, stupid state before it's too late. I don't wanna be vegetarian!
Mex Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but the animals are now stronger than us somehow... I wish that a new Jedi game would come out, and be the best game ever.
Doomie Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, it's so good, that nobody can play it becasue we won't have computer's that are good enough for it untill 2856. But yeah, i'd wish for that too, if you hadn't done so already... I wish we lived in a 'good' matrix, so we can learn with a press on the button and create stuff we want when we want to...
Darth Homer Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but you can't control what you learn, so you have just learned how to knit really really fast. I wish I didn't have to work today.
Tyrion Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Homer I wish I didn't have to work today. Granted. You're fired.(knew that was gonna happen, huh?) I wish that I had more Minute Made Light Lemonade, damn that's good stuff.
Poggle Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted but minute maid light lemonade is found to contain large quantitys of cyanide I wish KOTOR 2 would hurry up and get released
Doomie Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, you get a suck ass, 5% finished game without a plot, nice characters, multiple locations or nice textures and it crashes every ten seconds. But you still have to pay the full price for it. I wish for a million Euro. (That's what we call our money 'round here. Stupid huh?)
Mex Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but then all countries abandon the Euro. I wish that AOL would close down due to lack of people using their internet service.
_PerfectAgent_ Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but new people, wishing to make a rip off of AOL, made a new service, AOL2. It's exactly the same as AOL, except instead of AOL, it says AOL2 and the AOL logo has a 2 in front of it. I wish my DSL service can go at 200 gbps.
Doomie Posted May 31, 2004 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but you don't know how. I wish i knew something original to wish for.
Tyrion Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Originally posted by Doomgiver I wish i knew something original to wish for. Granted, you wish for genital warts. I wish that I could commandeer a mech.
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Ok. But its a police mech that doesn't work adn has a crazy dog on cocaine with a shotgun in it. I wish that these threads would go away.
Sabretooth Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, these threads go away, ransack your home, brutally murder you and find the meaning of life. I wish I had a better internet connection so I wouldn't get kicked out of UT2004 online matches....
Tyrion Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Originally posted by sabretooth I wish I had a better internet connection so I wouldn't get kicked out of UT2004 online matches.... Granted, but the government thinks you're using it to support terrorists and throw you in a solitary cell for two years. I wish that cd's could last forever.
BongoBob Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted but they only last for two seconds before self destructing and killing you. I wish that it were july 22.
Sabretooth Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, but you realise there's nothing special on this day... I wish I was born on a sunday
Doomie Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, but the hospitals where closed on sunday so you died at birth. Yeah i know that line sucks. I wish my other wish was reversed. (Genital warts. Yuck.)
Tyrion Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, the warts explode and cause your genitals can't take the strain and they explode too. (Dear god, that sounds painful...) I wish that William Hung would jump off a cliff into a pit full of rabid sharkmen while singing "She bangs, she bangs!", inducing the sharkmen into a bloody rage. I'm not particularily fond of Hung, if you were wondering...
Sabretooth Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, but Hung stays alive. The sharks are vegetarians. I wish I knew all secrets and conspiracies in the world
Poggle Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 granted but the fbi find out and torture you i wish i had a ferrari
Tyrion Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, but it's a 1/100th size toy model. I wish I had a pony.
Darth Homer Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Granted, you now own a MY Little Pony doll I wish my car's oil leak was fixed without me having to pay for it.
Mex Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Wish granted, but now you have no oil! I wish that it was my birthday tomorrow.
Tyrion Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Originally posted by Michaelmexp Wish granted, but now you have no oil! I wish that it was my birthday tomorrow. Granted, you turn 18 and get enlisted into the army as cannon fodder infantry. I wish that I could be a part of a global conspiracy.
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