X-Vector Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Originally posted by The_One It's just someone trying to capitalise on the fact that everyone knows there will be some Half-Life 2 news very shortly. Yup. *Hits head* *head-butts The_One to the ground and proceeds to stomp his army boots through The_One's skull* - hey, some more fluids to clean my gun barrel with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Originally posted by The_One When I think about it, why the hell would I want to polish my gun? For five minutes? Be careful not spill the fluids? What? Sounds bloody stupid now if you ask me And if that system could render proper hair at 70fps, I would eat my computer. For films like Monsters Inc., they have to leave their computers rendering for hours to acheive graphics of that calibre. Y'all better remember, I was the first to bring these issues up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Vector Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Yeah, beat me by one minute. I was the first one to call it a definite hoax, though. *thumps chest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 I don't stick my neck out only to have my head cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsec Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Hmm...better than Doom 3, and no pictures leaked? I'm suprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 If this is true, it's more than great... ...but I'm finding it a little hard to believe. Still, they've promised us screenshots on friday, and technically it isn't April 1st anymore... We can hope, can't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by StormHammer Oh, God, please NO! Black Mesa has been done to death in Half-Life/Opposing Force/Blue Shift and even some SP Mods that came out. NO! Black Mesa is the coolest place EVER! The sheer size of it alone makes it so perfect for a story like halflife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 We're 17 days behind you, here in Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Damn you gonk! Damn you to mod-heck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 Yeah, well, I didnt have anything funny to do on the 1st of the month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Gonk... you actually had my hopes up... but now... NOW... I just want to hurt you... SO MUCH!!! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! *Tackles Gonk and begins viciously slapping him with a large rainbow trout stuffed with batteries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Step away from Gonk SLOWLY, otherwise I'll have to kill ya... Leave that fellow Aussie alone, I am not afraid to unleash the dingos, crocodiles, kangaroos, koalas and cane toads on ya....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 *Steps away from Gonk, almost hyperventilating with blind fury. Gonk is not quite dead, but indeed severely wounded* I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here. If you post false news about a game that I'm greatly anticipating, I, and probably many others, WILL HURT YOU VERY VERY MUCH!!! *Holsters the powerful DEATH TROUT and slowly walks off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Well I had my fun on April 1st, about time someone had me for a few minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ROFLMAO I remember when they pulled this stunt for jk2...announcing the game as a joke...and then... guess what...it got made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 Oh, HL2 IS being made, no doubt about it..... This is just a load of crap though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 *Runs up to Gonk, goes insane, rolls his eyes, and starts giggling insanely, running around the room smacking into and licking the walls* HE HE HE HE HE!!! ME THE CORK POOT!!! YOU PHEAR TEH MONKEY!!! MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!! YOU PHEAR TEH MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!! TOAST!!!! *Passes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 *looks at Lunatic Jedi* At least he lives up to his name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tyrion *looks at Lunatic Jedi* At least he lives up to his name... AND YOU ARE TEH LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME BECAUSE YOU ARE TEH... TYRION!!! AND TYRION IS YOUR NAME!!! AND YOU'RE TYRION!!! YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME... TYRION!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFYYYY!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Originally posted by XERXES i heard about that earlier this week actually. Amd how did you hear this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi AND YOU ARE TEH LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME BECAUSE YOU ARE TEH... TYRION!!! AND TYRION IS YOUR NAME!!! AND YOU'RE TYRION!!! YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME... TYRION!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFYYYY!!!!!! n00b alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Uhh how ironic click these links http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2/news_6025376.html http://www.pcgameplay.com/ (let site load, it will come up) http://www.gamez.nl/grafx/art/sc552.jpg http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~view/images/crowbar.jpg (notice the shape it makes with its shadow) http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/board/message?board.id=basic_pc&message.id=87837 http://gamerxf.8m.com/halflife2pics/ (the real cooker link!) I guess the joke is on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by The_One n00b alert Silence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted April 23, 2003 Author Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tequila I guess the joke is on him lol not really.... everyone knew it was being made, and it was to be announced soon.... there was even that crowbar teaser in a magazine a few weeks back. we just hadnt had any formal announcements yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taekwondo joe Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tequila Uhh how ironic click these links http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2/news_6025376.html http://www.pcgameplay.com/ (let site load, it will come up) http://www.gamez.nl/grafx/art/sc552.jpg http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~view/images/crowbar.jpg (notice the shape it makes with its shadow) http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/board/message?board.id=basic_pc&message.id=87837 http://gamerxf.8m.com/halflife2pics/ (the real cooker link!) I guess the joke is on him i am getting weak in the knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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