UnfrozenCaveman Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 This thread is for the purposes of posting your favorite Simpson Quotes. Snake: "Little Bandit, she's in trouble" *Snake reads gate and opens it* Snake: "Screw the Honor system, my car needs me!" Kid: "Hey don't ruin it for the rest of us" Snake: "Smells like unleaded, DUDE she needs PREMIUM. PREMIUM!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 I bent my Wookie... (Ralph Wiggum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little brother Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 I'll never get past the most famous of all Quotes (from homer) : "Doah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Homer: "Don't worry son, people die every day... why you could wake up dead tomorrow" O.O Bart: O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiedo Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 "Take THAT Lisa's beliefs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Homer: "Florida!? But that's America's Wang!" Doctor: "They prefer The Sunshine State." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Ralph Ralph Ralph You choo-choo-choose me? My cat's breath smells like like cat food. I eated the purple berries! They taste like ... burning Meow Slow down Bart, my legs don't know how to be as long as yours. That's my sand box. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the Leprichaun! He told me to burn things. Bart: Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of justice. Ralph: Smells like hot dogs. The snowflake tastes like fish sticks. I've got so many of these it's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 "Hi Super Nintendo Charlmers!"-- Ralph XD ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Just download the Simpsons off of Kazaa. And know this: 70 Ralph Wiggum sayings is a lot more than just 70. It is around ten minutes long if I remember right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Atrocious" Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I know I listen to that all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deft Aklin Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I em so smart... s-m-r-t —Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 Homer's response to the lizards hatching in their kitchen: H: "I haven't been this excited since haley's comit smashed into the moon." Lisa: "that never happened dad." Homer patting Lisa on the head: "Sure it didn't, Honey. Sure it didn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 H: "I gotta go to a beer drinking contest today." Bart: "think you'll win dad?" H: "when you go to a sporting event it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Homer: "Zoo keeper, zoo keeper! Those two monkeys are killing eachother!!" XD AHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 "Awww... Jizzeppi so happy! Dance for the people Jizzeppi!" "Here is your cat back" "Uhhh.. mine was a dog." "Is cat now." "He's the only person I know who defected INto East germany." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benTantilles Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 faith: lisa, i'm faith crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest homer: oh, i love your magazine. my favourite section is 'how to increase your word power'. That thing is really, really, really, really........good. that one had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Mr. Burns: "The far too much dancing and not enough prancing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 The "See my Vest" song is absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thew Rydur Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 "He's had it in for me since i kind of ran over his dog." Oh? "Well replace kind of with repeatedly and dog with son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swediot=) Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 the best one ever ralph: i dress myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 Mr. Skinner: "Up yours...Children" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 A PI is talking to Ralph PI: So what do you know about Lisa? R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school. PI: Yes, you've told me, what else do you know? R: Once I picked my nose till it bleeded. PI: No, about Lisa! R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 Continuing on StarCords quote: PI: I can tell I won't get anymore infomation out of this one. Someone has already worked him over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Willy: If you need help, use your SHIN to contact me. But not between 4 and 5; that's WILLY'S time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Your use of tildes, Caveman, are a mystical blur of illusion.......... In other words: They hurt my eyes. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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