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This thread is for the purposes of posting your favorite Simpson Quotes.

 

Snake: "Little Bandit, she's in trouble"

*Snake reads gate and opens it*

Snake: "Screw the Honor system, my car needs me!"

Kid: "Hey don't ruin it for the rest of us"

Snake: "Smells like unleaded, DUDE she needs PREMIUM. PREMIUM!!"

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Ralph Ralph Ralph

 

You choo-choo-choose me?

 

My cat's breath smells like like cat food.

 

I eated the purple berries!

 

They taste like ... burning

 

Meow

 

Slow down Bart, my legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

 

That's my sand box. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

 

That's where I saw the Leprichaun! He told me to burn things.

 

Bart: Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of justice.

Ralph: Smells like hot dogs.

 

The snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

 

 

I've got so many of these it's scary.

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Homer's response to the lizards hatching in their kitchen:

 

H: "I haven't been this excited since haley's comit smashed into the moon."

Lisa: "that never happened dad."

Homer patting Lisa on the head: "Sure it didn't, Honey. Sure it didn't."

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"Awww... Jizzeppi so happy! Dance for the people Jizzeppi!"

 

 

 

 

"Here is your cat back"

"Uhhh.. mine was a dog."

"Is cat now."

 

 

 

"He's the only person I know who defected INto East germany."

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faith: lisa, i'm faith crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest

 

homer: oh, i love your magazine. my favourite section is 'how to increase your word power'. That thing is really, really, really, really........good.

 

that one had me in stitches.

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A PI is talking to Ralph

 

PI: So what do you know about Lisa?

 

R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school.

 

PI: Yes, you've told me, what else do you know?

 

R: Once I picked my nose till it bleeded.

 

PI: No, about Lisa!

 

R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school.

 

 

 

Hilarious.

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Continuing on StarCords quote:

 

PI: I can tell I won't get anymore infomation out of this one. Someone has already worked him over.

 

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Willy: If you need help, use your SHIN to contact me. But not between 4 and 5; that's WILLY'S time!

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