UnfrozenCaveman Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 This thread is for the purposes of posting your favorite Simpson Quotes. Snake: "Little Bandit, she's in trouble" *Snake reads gate and opens it* Snake: "Screw the Honor system, my car needs me!" Kid: "Hey don't ruin it for the rest of us" Snake: "Smells like unleaded, DUDE she needs PREMIUM. PREMIUM!!"
little brother Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 I'll never get past the most famous of all Quotes (from homer) : "Doah!"
Lynk Former Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Homer: "Don't worry son, people die every day... why you could wake up dead tomorrow" O.O Bart: O.O
swphreak Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Homer: "Florida!? But that's America's Wang!" Doctor: "They prefer The Sunshine State."
StarCords Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Ralph Ralph Ralph You choo-choo-choose me? My cat's breath smells like like cat food. I eated the purple berries! They taste like ... burning Meow Slow down Bart, my legs don't know how to be as long as yours. That's my sand box. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the Leprichaun! He told me to burn things. Bart: Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of justice. Ralph: Smells like hot dogs. The snowflake tastes like fish sticks. I've got so many of these it's scary.
Lynk Former Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 "Hi Super Nintendo Charlmers!"-- Ralph XD ahahahaha
Sunshine Badass Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Just download the Simpsons off of Kazaa. And know this: 70 Ralph Wiggum sayings is a lot more than just 70. It is around ten minutes long if I remember right.
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 Homer's response to the lizards hatching in their kitchen: H: "I haven't been this excited since haley's comit smashed into the moon." Lisa: "that never happened dad." Homer patting Lisa on the head: "Sure it didn't, Honey. Sure it didn't."
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 3, 2003 Author Posted May 3, 2003 H: "I gotta go to a beer drinking contest today." Bart: "think you'll win dad?" H: "when you go to a sporting event it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
Lynk Former Posted May 4, 2003 Posted May 4, 2003 Homer: "Zoo keeper, zoo keeper! Those two monkeys are killing eachother!!" XD AHAHAHAHA
Boba Rhett Posted May 4, 2003 Posted May 4, 2003 "Awww... Jizzeppi so happy! Dance for the people Jizzeppi!" "Here is your cat back" "Uhhh.. mine was a dog." "Is cat now." "He's the only person I know who defected INto East germany."
benTantilles Posted May 4, 2003 Posted May 4, 2003 faith: lisa, i'm faith crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest homer: oh, i love your magazine. my favourite section is 'how to increase your word power'. That thing is really, really, really, really........good. that one had me in stitches.
Lynk Former Posted May 4, 2003 Posted May 4, 2003 Mr. Burns: "The far too much dancing and not enough prancing!"
Thew Rydur Posted May 5, 2003 Posted May 5, 2003 "He's had it in for me since i kind of ran over his dog." Oh? "Well replace kind of with repeatedly and dog with son."
StarCords Posted May 5, 2003 Posted May 5, 2003 A PI is talking to Ralph PI: So what do you know about Lisa? R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school. PI: Yes, you've told me, what else do you know? R: Once I picked my nose till it bleeded. PI: No, about Lisa! R: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school. Hilarious.
UnfrozenCaveman Posted May 5, 2003 Author Posted May 5, 2003 Continuing on StarCords quote: PI: I can tell I won't get anymore infomation out of this one. Someone has already worked him over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Willy: If you need help, use your SHIN to contact me. But not between 4 and 5; that's WILLY'S time!
Sunshine Badass Posted May 6, 2003 Posted May 6, 2003 Your use of tildes, Caveman, are a mystical blur of illusion.......... In other words: They hurt my eyes. :(
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