Acrylic Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 AcrylicGuitar is a soft-drink can that hums incessantly! It will not work outside of the UK and may have harmful side effects. But...But......I don't live in the UK! I dont work. Ugh. EDIT- I typed in Your Mom and came up with this: You mom is a shopping bag that fetches sticks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 dung is an artificial limb that cleans itself! It has no sharp edges and has been featured in Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 boinga1 is a handgun! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger! petroleum is an iMac that's transparent, cures all known illnesses and looks like a false moustache. cigarrette is a pair of trousers that collects litter! It believes itself to be self-aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Jedi220 is a small plastic pyramid that fetches sticks! ... That's AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar You mom is a shopping bag that fetches sticks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Father Torque is a sock that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It can be used by several people at once Sweet:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Since good ol' Reb isnt going to be here(he left for university a few days ago) I'll do his names. Reb - "Reb is a lightbulb! It keeps drinks cold!" Is that even possible?o.O Reb Starblazer - "Reb Starblazer is a fork that dispenses pills, inflates balloons and can be implanted into the arm. " I knew it all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Father Torque Father Torque is a sock that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It can be used by several people at once That's just wrong... on so many levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Isaac Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 james_isaac is a coffee cup that talks, doubles as a headband and destroys household pests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 StarWarsPhreak is a bedside table that inflates into a dinghy! Phreak is a fax machine that rotates at high speed, tells you when people are lying and smells a bit funny. Star Wars is like a normal security camera, but it bounces up and down. Brad is a fishpond that sings comical songs! It contains alcohol. www.lucasforums.com is a carpet that flashes at intervals! It extends at the touch of a button and probably won't work. btw, brad is my real name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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