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please wear a pair of black shades when visiting Monkey Forums...you may just see something like this and go blind. This guy needs to start wearing some manties asap!

 

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PS I should not be banned for posting porn because this is some dude form Monkey Forums. I am merely pointing out for your own safety that you will see things....of the unknown over there...

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Here's a little-known fact: for emergency purposes, the crosswalk button can override the stoplight and give you a green signal. This is for police and emergency workers (similiar in concept to the strobe thingie on top of police cars that allow them to change signals while at high speed,) but it can also be our little secret. ;)

 

It's easy: just push the button ten times in a row, wait three seconds, then push it five times. Easy. :D Don't read the spoiler until you've tried it, though.

 

 

Did you actually try it? Congratulations--you're an idiot.

 

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It was a rare and special moment...you should have seen when he posted it over at Monkey Island. ;)

 

Idiot's Safety Tip #†ƒ?: Do not talk on the cell phone while driving a windy road with cruise control on.

 

:dozey: You'd think that was an obvious one, but I've seen it done.

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