Redwing Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Depression seems to be in the air lately. Or maybe it's just in the water supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by -=ReApEr=- *Laughs at Lynk* You don't scare me fool. *stares at reaper* er yeah... whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Tell you the truth... I think you might need a sharper sword for my manhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 ewww i don't want to hear about anyones.... sword going near anyone's manhood. thankyaverymuch. <---- say hello to my lil friend the dancing urple nana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Urple! So Scar is making sure everyone knows just how to properly cut off his manhood, huh? How interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I'd continue but this isn't that thread for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Balls of Steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former oh, eap... you and your foot fetish... XP Actually...my real fetish is butt...so quick, turn around and bend over! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 *This* butt is not so edible. Idiot's safety tip #178: Do not attempt circumcision with a sword. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by EvilleApplePie Actually...my real fetish is butt...so quick, turn around and bend over! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well for me its the ol' glass eye removal fedish [/nastyfuger] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 LMAO! that's so wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by EvilleApplePie Actually...my real fetish is butt...so quick, turn around and bend over! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XP You dirty, dirty eap you I have some wierd things I do in the middle of lovin... such as biting into the girls neck like a vampire when it really gets fired up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former XP You dirty, dirty eap you I have some wierd things I do in the middle of lovin... such as biting into the girls neck like a vampire when it really gets fired up... ¬¬ you are even stranger then i thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by -=ReApEr=- ¬¬ you are even stranger then i thought. Oh it gets worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I had a girlfriend once who was an honest to goodness REAL nymphomaniac, and had me bite her on the neck at key moments; there is a nerve bundle there that is erogenous in some *kinky* females. Lemme tell ya...nymphos aren't much fun after the second week of getting only a couple hours' sleep per night, and sex loses its appeal when it fails to differentiate from other daily activities. I would come home from work and get raped pretty much until it was time to go back. Within a month I was sick of it. I am a rabbit, though. I let it go on for three months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 He's right you know... Leah and I would have our moments where we did a lot of that kinda stuff, some people may think we did it all year round, but it was only most around spring and summer... the other times of the year were pretty quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Mm. Then I suppose nympos should have multiple partners then. And as for the biting like a vampire and being bitten like a vampire...oh yeah...need I say more? Damn...that brings up painful things (no pun intended)...*sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Gaaaaaah. This started out as a Christian thread and quickly degenerated into sleaze! Good God. I don't know why anyone would tell people of what they do with their significant others. I know I wouldn't. I think my g/f would be mortified. Not to mention it isn't exactly PG-13 discussion. All of you, go take cold showers. Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I don't know man, I mean when was the last time a 13 year old came in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 The last time Tyrion was in here. Seriously, another mod could swing by here and see this and blow the whistle. We don't want that. So just nix the whole sex talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Sure, but I'd hate to see an outside mod trying to mod aresen. We only like you, ike, cracken and maybe leemu and wraithy coming in here to mod. If it's going to be anyone I'd rather it be them kicking our asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Which is why I'm wearing the boots and doin' the ass-kickin', love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 What that old thing? I still can't believe you keep that old relic... it hasn't kicked an ass in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Sorry, Niner. Just think of '1001 nympho nights' as a public service message. Strictly educational... Yes, this topic has departed significantly from its origin. I think we're keeping it alive to preserve it as a grim warning to forumites everywhere who would attempt to raise a religious crusade in an environment as irreverent as Aresen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 *looks at Zoom Bunny* ...to put it simply, "you all suck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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