pHILBRUSH Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 This is weird, here I am, surfing the forums la di da, when suddenly, out of nowhere I hit a bloomin' wall! "meh, happens to everyone.." I thought, yeah RIGHT! Another one! bang, slap , right there, falls from the sky, a great big bloody darn brick wall! where are they comin' from? and HOW?! Well, I'm leaving.Bye. *goes off in a grump* *hits wall* -pHI--*hits wall* bloody walls -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 yeah, well, what're you gonna do. you can't avoid the walls. nobody can. well, i gotta leave this topic and see other more "worldly" topics. see ya! *hits wall* ah, the power of the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 *sits on a stone behind das and philbrush* aye the wall...there be a story behind that wall too! gather along children, and i shall tell you the story of the legendary escapemi.com forum wall... *das starts playing around with Nikos beard* ...Hey! dont touch the beard! just got that one today... anyway, where was i? oh Yes! the wall!.... there's a story behind it you see....it all started when...Zzzzzzz... *Philbrush pokes niko with a stick* OH!...where was i? oh yes...the wall... it's a pesky one isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Ever seen a Midsummer Night's Dream? "'Twas the wittiest partition I ever saw," or something like that.... Maybe the walls are smart and know they should rid the world of you. Or perhaps they are not that smart and keep failing. Hmm. Well, don't let them get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Seek help. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 You silly people, once you know the truth about this place, you are no longer subjected to such constraints. I can only show you the door, but you have to go through it. You take the blue pill, you hit another wall, and pass out. You take the red pill, and I take you further down the rabbit hole, follow the white rabbit: *melts into the wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird. *hits wall* Oh crap, even the walls are out to annoy me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Does no one else respect Guybrush122! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Branik It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird. *hits wall* Oh crap, even the walls are out to annoy me now. hmm, i like wall, well, atleast the ones surrounding me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Branik It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird. Reminds me of an MSN name murta had some time ago: 'enter matrix reloaded quote here and try to look cool'. :D:D anyway, if you dont need me anymore, I'm now gonna walk through the wall. *hits wall* *wall is still standing* damn you wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Hey, remember X-men (okay, nerd defining sentance there, but I don't actually read or worship it) there was a girl there who could walk through walls. If she came here, she'd freak out completely (and probably hit a wall or two because of the way the universe see's comedy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 The wall is a very curious creature, only I know how they are made.... Ok, so from now on I'm gonna say whatever pops into my head. Anyway.. When I saw one on top of the pink, it gulped it's beard into a fringely statement, I don't know what it was, but it was a dog... Hey, maybe it's like on the matrix, where there's a glitch in the matrix and mouse hits a wall... *comes to the real world* Huh? wah? hey, why was all that in a different font? -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 okay...i'm confused. <---see this smiley? this means i'm confused. i figured that out by myself. an' i'm onwee two yeews owd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 hum..where does the wall come from? off a building? I seek info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy You silly people, once you know the truth about this place, you are no longer subjected to such constraints. I can only show you the door, but you have to go through it. You take the blue pill, you hit another wall, and pass out. You take the red pill, and I take you further down the rabbit hole, follow the white rabbit: *melts into the wall* "I'm feeling a little TROPICAL!! Sweetheard, do you have a banana?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 there are just walls randomly placed throughout the harbor, i think. others can fall out of the sky, much like this: *wall falls randomly from out of the sky, das walks into it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by brief "I'm feeling a little TROPICAL!! Sweetheard, do you have a banana?" "And break a nail, sweetheart you gots to be trippin'!":p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 The wall is there because you expected it to be. After all, it was there yesterday...and has been ever since the house was built. *or* Is it just that the house's having been built has caused you to expect the wall's being there, an ingrained response upon a cerebral cortex that thinks that what it's perceiving is generated by phenomena apart from itself? *(Wall appears in front of ZR.)* See? I was expecting that to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 Aaaahhh, the wall, I know nothing. That's why I ask. *hit's wall* -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonkeygal! Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 constant vigilance is the answer, if you are aware of your surroundings and alert, constantly watching and ensuring that you don't hit unexpected walls, the world would be a much safer place. *hits wall* Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 You have to remember, there is no wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 How true, Darth... If only the very simple and direct way of expressing it worked for everyone. For most of us, though, the wall is there anyway. We will never catch on that we're the ones causing it to be there. There is another way to deconstruct the self-imposed reality of one's own wall. Pick up the sledgehammer that's been sitting there all this time and bash the bastard in. *(Picks up a sledgehammer and gestures ominously with it at the sky.)* Hah? Got nothing to say now, do ya? See--now the wall is afraid of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 and i'm scared of you as well now. and no, we're not the ones that are causing the walls to be there ;) , they're just...there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Do none of you remember Guybrush122?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 I have few problems with hitting invisible walls. Being female my main problem lies with glass ceilings. *hits glass ceiling* Crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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