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This is weird, here I am, surfing the forums la di da, when suddenly, out of nowhere I hit a bloomin' wall! "meh, happens to everyone.." I thought, yeah RIGHT! Another one! bang, slap , right there, falls from the sky, a great big bloody darn brick wall!

where are they comin' from? and HOW?! Well, I'm leaving.Bye.

*goes off in a grump*

 

 

 

 

 

*hits wall*

 

 

-pHI--*hits wall* bloody walls -pHILBRUSH

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*sits on a stone behind das and philbrush*

 

aye the wall...there be a story behind that wall too!

gather along children, and i shall tell you the story of the legendary escapemi.com forum wall...

 

*das starts playing around with Nikos beard*

 

...Hey! dont touch the beard! just got that one today...

anyway, where was i? oh Yes! the wall!....

there's a story behind it you see....it all started when...Zzzzzzz...

 

*Philbrush pokes niko with a stick*

 

OH!...where was i? oh yes...the wall...

 

it's a pesky one isnt it?

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Ever seen a Midsummer Night's Dream? "'Twas the wittiest partition I ever saw," or something like that....

 

Maybe the walls are smart and know they should rid the world of you. Or perhaps they are not that smart and keep failing. Hmm. Well, don't let them get you. ;)

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You silly people, once you know the truth about this place, you are no longer subjected to such constraints. I can only show you the door, but you have to go through it. You take the blue pill, you hit another wall, and pass out. You take the red pill, and I take you further down the rabbit hole, follow the white rabbit:

 

bugsani.gif

 

*melts into the wall*

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It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird.

 

*hits wall* Oh crap, even the walls are out to annoy me now.

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Originally posted by Branik

It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird.

 

*hits wall* Oh crap, even the walls are out to annoy me now.

 

:rofl:

 

 

hmm, i like wall, well, atleast the ones surrounding me...

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Originally posted by Branik

It seems that everywhere I go there is at least one Matrix-freak quoting the dialoque in every conversation possible. And it wasn't even that great a movie. Weird.

 

 

Reminds me of an MSN name murta had some time ago: 'enter matrix reloaded quote here and try to look cool'. :D:D:D

 

 

anyway, if you dont need me anymore, I'm now gonna walk through the wall.

 

 

 

 

*hits wall*

 

 

 

 

 

*wall is still standing*

 

 

 

 

damn you wall!

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Hey, remember X-men (okay, nerd defining sentance there, but I don't actually read or worship it) there was a girl there who could walk through walls. If she came here, she'd freak out completely (and probably hit a wall or two because of the way the universe see's comedy)

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The wall is a very curious creature, only I know how they are made.... Ok, so from now on I'm gonna say whatever pops into my head. Anyway.. When I saw one on top of the pink, it gulped it's beard into a fringely statement, I don't know what it was, but it was a dog...

Hey, maybe it's like on the matrix, where there's a glitch in the matrix and mouse hits a wall... *comes to the real world* Huh? wah? hey, why was all that in a different font?

 

 

-pHILBRUSH

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

You silly people, once you know the truth about this place, you are no longer subjected to such constraints. I can only show you the door, but you have to go through it. You take the blue pill, you hit another wall, and pass out. You take the red pill, and I take you further down the rabbit hole, follow the white rabbit:

 

bugsani.gif

 

*melts into the wall*

"I'm feeling a little TROPICAL!! Sweetheard, do you have a banana?"
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The wall is there because you expected it to be. After all, it was there yesterday...and has been ever since the house was built.

 

*or*

 

Is it just that the house's having been built has caused you to expect the wall's being there, an ingrained response upon a cerebral cortex that thinks that what it's perceiving is generated by phenomena apart from itself?

 

*(Wall appears in front of ZR.)*

 

See? :max: I was expecting that to happen.

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How true, Darth...

 

If only the very simple and direct way of expressing it worked for everyone. For most of us, though, the wall is there anyway. We will never catch on that we're the ones causing it to be there. ;)

 

There is another way to deconstruct the self-imposed reality of one's own wall. Pick up the sledgehammer that's been sitting there all this time and bash the bastard in. :D

 

*(Picks up a sledgehammer and gestures ominously with it at the sky.)* Hah? Got nothing to say now, do ya? :max: See--now the wall is afraid of me!

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