BawBag™ Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I just want to to start a thread for everyone to post their favourite mischievous and/or humourus anecdotes that result after a good night on the sauce! (Nobody wants to hear about anything illegal/down right horrible or that). Plus, please state your favourite beveridge and why! And also, name a memorable night out and say why it was so memorable! C'mon guys, this could be fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 i remember this one quite well. i was 15 and had gotten drunk on some cheap & nasty cider in the local park with my friends. had a few laughs, sang a few songs and then went home. i was so drunk couldn't get my keys out of pocket. so i went round to the back door. i opened it and crept in, thinking that my parents would be asleep by then. as i got inside i went to take my shoes off which were caked in mud from the park. as i was bending down i completely lost my balance and landed flat on my face. i just laid on the floor for about 2-3 minutes laughing my ass off. then after a struggle i managed to get on my feet. as i turned around i saw that i wasn't alone. my parents, along with about 10 of their friends were sitting at the table, having a dinner party. all of them were just looking at me. i felt my face turn blood red and quickly hurried out the room. as i left the room i heard them all burst out laughing. the next day my mother tried to tell me off for getting drunk, but she couldn't manage to keep a straight face. i was so embarrassed. that was pretty funny. if you could have seen the look on my parent's friends faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 There's always the time I got hammered in London with some friends... I don't remember much of the night, but I woke up the next morning in a public park in a town that none of us had been to before (was about 25 miles or so away from London). When I checked my pockets I saw I had the stub of a one-way train ticket. Apparently I thought that a train ticket was a good idea. My head hurt for 3 days, it seemed. No more mixing Vodka with Red Bull for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I have no funny stories of me being drunk........I've never been drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Pepsi is the one and only drink for me. That alone has led to quite a few memories, ones that I can actually remember;) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior I have no funny stories of me being drunk........I've never been drunk... Yup, looks like I'll just have to laugh at everyone elses stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I haven't gotten drunk at all (because I'm 13 ), and neither do I ever want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I have only been drunk once, and that was because my friends decided it would be funny to slip me something in my punch. They didn't find it too funny when I beat the living Hell out of them for it the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 18, 2003 Author Share Posted June 18, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B i remember this one quite well. i was 15 and had gotten drunk on some cheap & nasty cider..... Mwah Hah ha! Happens to everyone no? I remember being at a boozer with my mates which is about a mile or so out of town (we went there 'cause my friends gf worked there). We got really drunk on and began to stagger home. To get home, we had to walk through a park which is pitch black due to lack of any street lights. As we approached the end of the park we began to see faint outlines of trees and all that, but one of my friends thought he saw someone lying on a bench, so he disappeared back into the darkness as we waited. A few moments later he called to us saying the guy was passed out and there was a half bottle of whisky lying on the ground next to him. Thinking nothing of it we carried on as usual until we turned round and saw a figure appearing out of the gloom. "I've got his shoes!" It was my friend, who had untied this poor guy's shoes. It was funny at the time. (Don't worry, the shoes were returned via an advert in the paper - we're not criminals) :D .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 well im 12.....iv been drunk 3 times and 1 time it was at school with some friends and i thourght i saw one of my friends and i was running as fast as i could in zig zags up to him and i go "hey billy weres out alchahol" in a drunk voice and then it turned out to be the princible of our school then i was like......"o sh!t" and ran away EDIT: to all thoes who havnt been drunk...never get drunk its bad...makes ya feel crud and sivy b i laughed so much at your story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Sivy... Could you pass some of that nasty cider, please? They don't make them like that over here... I heard of one guy who locked himself inside a toilet with several liters of that stuff, trying to get himself drunk. He ended up pissing it all out before he even got the slightest tipsy My most bizarre story took place after me and my friends were disappointed because the disco we were going was closed. So we decided to do a lot of noise (kicking on walls in frustration etc) to make up for it. Lo and behold, a mean looking guy comes out and tells us (in a very firm voice) that we better quit foolin' around like that... Then, as we walk away with our tails between our legs, he gives us some weed for free. For free. No questions asked, and we didn't even mention it at all. Oh well, we could do with that and start walking away again, this time a lot more happy... As for those who've decided they won't drink, I've a feeling you'll eventually change your mind. But keep the faith, it's a good principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I can't think of anything worse of NOT HAVING BEER :eek: I've placed myself in some emberassing situations due to an insane amount of 'liquid gold' (beer, for the ppl who don't know what I'm talking about), but mostly I can only remember half of it... I threw up once at a party in our school I did it on vacation too one time... And that is the last time, I can deal with a hangover, not with me puking the entire night And occasionally, I just wake up to find myself totally dressed, not knowing what happened between I left the party the night before, and the moment I woke up So whaddayaguys drink? I usually drink beer, I can take lots of it btw And I like an occasional Red Bull / Red Vodka and of course, I finish the night with some tequilas (with salt and citron/lime) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by SamFisher I haven't gotten drunk at all (because I'm 13 ), and neither do I ever want to. Reasonable in theory, however in practice...... Originally posted by Death_Jedi to all thoes who havnt been drunk...never get drunk its bad...makes ya feel crud That advice never seems to sway people.... Originally posted by ckcsaber Pepsi is the one and only drink for me. That alone has led to quite a few memories, ones that I can actually remember Whats with the absolut stuff pasted all over your posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Well, I've only been drunk twice. 1991-1997 then 1997 to present. It's kind of hard to recollect one stand-out tale, although I will in a later post. I have vague memories of vomit-stained clothes, dislocated wrists, skinny-dipping, shouting, falling over, lost shirts, and a lot of things I don't want to remember. Mostly in Margate, some in Durham and Newcastle. One that springs to mind was playing a gig at The Ship in Margate on Christmas Eve in 1998. I'd been drinking from 2pm at work (well, it was Xmas Eve!) and by the time we went on stage, I was trolleyed! At one point I broke two strings without even noticing, and as for my vocals... ouch. Anyway, the best part was that we'd managed to bump the fee up, on account of packing the place out and it being Xmas Eve an' all. So for my efforts I got £70!! The guys Still haven't let me live it down, but my retort is: "I got paid £70 an hour for being drunk! That's the best job I've ever had!!" I still maintain that I did a bloody good gig until that point though! Obviously, I'm completely disgusted with myself. Oh, and fave drinks? Newcastle Brown, Jack Daniels, Stella, Becks, Strongbow, Red Wine, Dry White Wine... ah hell, anything with alcohol in it! B. And yes, I am drinking as I type this. C'mon, it's Friday! Oh, and nice topic BB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138 Oh, and fave drinks? Newcastle Brown, Jack Daniels, Stella, Becks, Strongbow, Red Wine, Dry White Wine... ah hell, anything with alcohol in it! B. And yes, I am drinking as I type this. C'mon, it's Friday! Oh, and nice topic BB! Nice one B.! Knew you wouldn't let me down! I'm absolutely fleeced this month, and spent my last penny's last night. That was funny - rough as a badgers this morning. I just noticed I haven't mentioned my favourite drink so here goes: Stella (Nelson Mandella, Wife-beater etc.) Miller (bottles only) Budweiser (any bloody form) SAMBUCA! Guinness. I wish I had a couple of coldies right now... *Mmmmm - beeeeer (homer simpson drooling noise)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I have a couple of beers every once and awhile usually a jack daniels or bud.....never been drunk....I can hold my alchohol I also occasionally have a skrewdriver as well..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Oh, damn yeah! Spent a few nights on the Guiness meself I'm brassic myself until next Thursday but next weekend should be sweet if I'm out Oh, and occasionally Tequila, but I've gotta be hammered before I touch the stuff, cos it's mingin Happy days, happy days. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Heh, I going out next Friday to see off an Auzzie guy I worked with. His nights out are the best - last one someone got set on fire. (well, just his jacket, and he was o.k., but flaming drambuies after 12 or so pints are not good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I'm 17 and I've never been drunk. I don't go to alot of parties but I went to one not long ago, my friend was moving so he gave an open invatation to everyone in his grade. All the loosers who came who wern't invited were forced to keep the fire going. (it was a bon fire out door party.) I was offered beer by lots of people but the only alcohol I drank was a little Vodka/pepsi. It wasn't bad but I threw it in the fire after a while and it exploded:p . Sorry to disapoint you but no drunk stories. I'll probably get a little drunk a couple times in the next few years but drinking is bad. When your drunk you can't think straight and **** happens. Who knows, you could wake up the next morning with some chick in bed with you, then your in **** cuz you could get an STD or get her pregnant. Not to mention your parents would probably throw you out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 Normally if you're incredibly pished and wake up with a chick in bed, theres no physically possible way that you uhhh.. ehhhh... *cough cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by BawBag 2 Normally if you're incredibly pished and wake up with a chick in bed, theres no physically possible way that you uhhh.. ehhhh... *cough cough* Hmmm Aye. EDIT: Oh yeah, and Bacardi. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Let see... so many memories ... and blanks !? Well one of the funniest time was at one of my friend's house, she was about to move out and most the stuff was already taken out from the house so there was plenty of room for a bunch of drunken idiots like us to party. Basically every time someone throws a party we have to do a geurilla in the streets, one time we went to Dunkin Donuts or whatever at 2 o'clock and climbed the big pannel there and then trhrew some donuts down on passing cars. But this time there was no donut shop or whatever around. There was hovever a part of the sidewalk that had been taken apart for repairs underground, anyways we took this giant orange cone and this wooden barrier kinda like this one: so we took these and placed them just in front of peoples front doors, then we switched flower pots between houses amongst other things. we did NOT break anything, we simply moved stuff around it was so funny we were trying to imagine how the people would react in the morning. Ah! the good old days. And for those who say they don't don't drink, it's very reasonable and i encourage that. I used to say this too though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Ya Coups, that's prety much what I do when I'm out at night, sober. We threw someones pink plastic flamingo in they're pool, we took a wooden fox from someones lawn and put it in front of some one elses shrubery. Stuff like that. Ripping christmas lights off peoples roofs. sticking peperoni on cop cars in the winter. Recently I unscrewed sevral street signs off thier poles, I only cept one though. It's nice and big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 21, 2003 Author Share Posted June 21, 2003 Originally posted by .:CoupeS:. anyways we took this giant orange cone and this wooden barrier kinda like this one: Ahhh, the old 'steal a road sign/traffic cone and run' chestnut. Closest I've been to that is pinching a for sale sign out of someone's garden and popping it into another Funny at the time though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan13 Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 im only 14 so i cant really drink yet but i do go to friends parties....im usually only there for the ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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