LQ. Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Okay, i am at the library cuz i dun have a comp yet. And this woman sits next to me, turns to me and says: "How do you get to yahoo.com?" What the shizznit was she smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 you could just tell her: "of course, press ctrl + alt + del twice" and you run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 i've got a good one my best friend asked me... "is your cousin your brothers cousin as well?" XD AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 I once said in a cowboy bar: 'I ain't no cowboy...my momma and daddy were complete strangers when they met.' Rootin'-tootin' good time, I tell you what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 one day my best friend said "i'm gonna stop perving on chicks" ...I swear I've never laughed so much in my entire life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lynk...you know some interesting (stupid!) people. Now, is it because you are contagious to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 lol, I posted a thread not too long ago about about this very subject. ^^ I was in Ibiza with a group of friends and we were on the balcony looking at the stars. Here is the conversation between one of my friends and me: Friend: There are two moons right? Me: What? Friend: There are two moons aren't there? Me: Yeah, ha ha, very funny. Friend: What? I'm serious. Me: 0_o ...you're serious? Friend: Yeah. Me: *bursts into uncontrolable hysterical laughter* Friend: What you laughing for? Me: What makes you think there are two moons? Friend: Well how can you see the same moon from here that you can see from England? Me: 0_o Friend: Well? Me: It's the same moon. Didn't you learn about the Earth and Moon at school? Friend: Nah, didn't really pay attention, it was boring. Me: 0_o *on the floor laughing* Friend: It's not funny, stop laughing at me. Me: *can just about breath* I'm sorry, I've just never heard of anyone thinking there were two moons before. Come, I'll draw you some pictures and explain it to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 @ LQ: Oh believe me, I'm stupid. Yes. But some of these people are off the atomicscale... @ leXX: O.O two...................................moons............................ *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by leXX lol, I posted a thread not too long ago about about this very subject. ^^ I was in Ibiza with a group of friends and we were on the balcony looking at the stars. Here is the conversation between one of my friends and me: Friend: There are two moons right? Me: What? Friend: There are two moons aren't there? Me: Yeah, ha ha, very funny. Friend: What? I'm serious. Me: 0_o ...you're serious? Friend: Yeah. Me: *bursts into uncontrolable hysterical laughter* Friend: What you laughing for? Me: What makes you think there are two moons? Friend: Well how can you see the same moon from here that you can see from England? Me: 0_o Friend: Well? Me: It's the same moon. Didn't you learn about the Earth and Moon at school? Friend: Nah, didn't really pay attention, it was boring. Me: 0_o *on the floor laughing* Friend: It's not funny, stop laughing at me. Me: *can just about breath* I'm sorry, I've just never heard of anyone thinking there were two moons before. Come, I'll draw you some pictures and explain it to you... o.0!?!?!?!! What the shizznle? *dies laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I have to rib lq, you just don't understand...we were on the phone. Me: I opened a bank account. LQ: Where did you get a bank account? Me: At the bank duh... LMAO! Yes, I know she meant which bank and just didn't say it...but it was too funny given that she opened this thread, I had to tease her. I'm sure she'll put up stupid things I've said, and lord knows there's enough to keep everyone entertained forever Love you, LQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hmm... stupid things people say......... i can't think of any. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken hmm... stupid things people say......... i can't think of any. oh well. You've been a mod here for how long? And you say you can't think of any? Prrrffft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Mom: How do you double click? Me: Click it twice my mom and technology do not mix at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 All mums, or MOST are like that XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 yea, MOST are. Lexx is a mum and she knows how to use a computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Lexx: Of course there are two moons! Look at Lizard Queen's avatar... Cracken: What you said will do nicely. *(Runs away.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Lexx: Of course there are two moons! Look at Lizard Queen's avatar... I soooo knew someone would point that out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former All mums, or MOST are like that XD My mom is a computer programmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by EvilleApplePie My mom is a computer programmer. O.O ............. XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *breaths* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 E.A.P: O.o no way..... that's impossible! ^_^ Zoomish: Ah, good one Zen Master, i applaud your skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Tis true though, she's forever tweaking hack programs and stuff people make for her favorite game. And the sadder thing is she married a network specialist...x_X We have our own server and the whole house was rewired so we could all network...It's nifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I was going to point out that my mother is the one who made me start using computers...but I think EAP's mum beats mine. This thread gives me deja-vu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Hehehe... I was on the phone and my friend said something stupid...and now I can't remember what it was and it's bugging me...x_x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 What your friend said was, 'I'm done talking, so you should remember to hang the phone up now.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 That's never happened. But LQ has put me on hold and forgotten about being on the phone several times now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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