Boba Rhett Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Before any of you pop an eyeball, I know we did this long ago but I wanna do it again. 1. Norwegian women, as a rule of thumb, are hot. 2. Cookies can and will cheer almost anyone up. 3. It's, "Killed him a bear when he was only three" NOT "Killed in a bar when he was only three." 4. There is a very fine line between a "hobby" and a "mental illness." 5. Women need some meat on their bones. *high fives sherack* 6. Never ever EVER NEVER EVER be shocked by the levels of stupidy the teeming millions can attain. 7. It should be illegal for schools to not have desks for left handers. 8. Throwing an entire collection of records across the room like frisbees never ends well. 9. I see corn, cows and tractors every day of my life. I guess I really am a redneck. 10. There's no limit to the number of people you can be obsessed with. 11. Even though your eyes are shut and you can't move it's not sleep if you can't turn your freaking brain off. 12. Going to the bathroom while half asleep never ends well. 13. There's a night butterfly in Sherack's room. 14. As you get older it's not the facts of life that leave you in a dazed wonderment but rather the mysteries. 15. Twenty years from now I'll regret not talking to more old people when I was younger. 16. Your perceptions of yourself and what you're capapble of can be a lot more harmful to you than any outside interferance. 17. There's always someone hotter. 18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 19. The movie Jaws will be making people nervous about swimming and taking baths for years to come. 20. Your friends love you anyway. 21. Whoever in the future decides to remove Mr. Roger's Neighborhood from the public television children show line up will have to attone for their crimes against humanity one day. 22. If the power of hornyness could somehow be harnessed as a fuel source we would all be driving around in cars running on bottled Eets extracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 5. Women need some meat on their bones. *high fives sherack* 7. It should be illegal for schools to not have desks for left handers. 5. Wow, Someone else in the world who has good taste is women! 7. We can't help that you're born w/ a deformed writing skill Rhett. I think #22 is the best though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 my fiance is left handed, so's my dad and my sister. we shall see if this deformaty has been passed to my son.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Many great people have been left handed! Babe Ruth (Drunk Womanizer)! Dave Barry (Humor Columnist)! and Kurt Cobain (Dead)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I agree with you on number 7, but it would feel akward......other than that, you've learned very little:disaprove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 5. Women need some meat on their bones. *high fives sherack* ... 13. There's a night butterfly in Sherack's room. 5. Word bitch, I knew I could turn you! 13. Okay I know it's a MOTH, I just didn't think of the right word at first >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Babe Ruth might be a left handed womanizer, he's also the sultan of swat! BTW, I'm left-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 22 is by far the best. 6 is also true, everyday I work I have proof of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 3. It's, "Killed him a bear when he was only three" NOT "Killed in a bar when he was only three." It's Killed a bar, not killed a bear, learn your english Dialects! Um, I've learned that just cuz you're bored, not everyone else is...ya... <_< >_> um...ok I'll go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Number 5 is so very true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Good ones Rhett! Here are a few of my own: 1. It's usually the small minority who should keep their mouths shut that make the most noise. 2. The world has rarely been changed by a commitee. 3. When girls whisper it usually means bad news. Or good news. 4. Boredom really IS a state of mind. 5. It's better to learn from tha past than to repeat it. 6. De ja vu always comes at the strangest times. 7. Cooking is a very valuabe thing for a guy to learn. 8. It's never too late to improve. Of course, the longer you wait the harder it is. 9. Other's perception of you are always different than your own. 10. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 11. It's not always a good idea to let things go to your head. 12. It's "Oh say can you see? By the dawn's early light", not "Jose can you ski? By the donzerlee light" 13. You're never as smart as you think you are. That's all I could think of for now. Maybe more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by Silenthunter 13. You're never as smart as you think you are. That reminds me, you nearly will always over or undergauage your skills in...anything. Barely ever will you ever correctly think of your skill levels. Except when they're layed out on a stat sheet in front of you...heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 22. If the power of hornyness could somehow be harnessed as a fuel source we would all be driving around in cars running on bottled Eets extracts. Jebus, Rhett! :| It's "Horniness"... some people. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Excellent work guys XD I'd think of some...but they'd be stupid. Power a car, eh? *goes to get squigee and tries to get "Eets extract" off his leg* Fuel cells, eat your heart out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu I'm left handed, too. Let's start a club against righties. Of course, its not bigoted/racist in any way if you pick on the majority (In this case, handist) People these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 Hey, the whole world is already against lefties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Oh its not the world's fault that you're just a bunch of aliens that want to subconciously take over earth, and making you sit in Right Handed desks is the only way to stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Clefo knows too much.... *sends a left-handed assasin to take care of him* Anyway, i too am angry against the pregudice against lefties.....LEFTY POWER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Well you're lucky the Liberals have control right now or else you Lefty scum would be in slave camps for your crimes against humanity with left handedness! I mean just think about it... Left. As in leave. As in COWARD! Right. As in Good. As in GOOD SIDE! See! Look at that undisputable proof that Lefties are an inferior...um...hand...race...thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 My math teacher once said that lefties are smarter than righties and will soon rule the world. Anyway, if lefties had their way, the world would be a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 Indeed it would be! One thing that is interesting is that an amazing amount of comedians are left handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Another piece of wisdom: The more a man has the more a man wants. This is not true, find a man with one black eye and see if he would like another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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