Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kjølen Beat j00 all for welcomes Kjo, you're attempt at a welcome message is insulting to us all. The official welcomers here in Aresen are Wraithy and I and since Wraithy is not around as much I have taken the role as the welcome wagon. I am also Prime Minister of Aresen therefore I must act in an official manner towards the n00bish people of the world. You will cease your welcomidge or face serious ramifications. We already have a firing squad waiting for potential criminals such as yourself. I ask again, withdraw your welcome message or face the wrath of Aresen. Sincerely Lynk Former, Prime Minister of Aresen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by RayJones OOOHHHHH YES.. and how you want to get bothered.. *calls up Cindy and Ursula the swedish twins and sends them to the three .. 'lonesomes' to help out with the camera..* thank you!!! now just close the door behind them we want some private shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 As im to lazy to make my own thread to i'll just join this Hi, im new here hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 and here we go again *oh hi *went back with kia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Wilson As im to lazy to make my own thread to i'll just join this Hi, im new here hello You aren't new to me. I've seen you in the JKII RP forum, and the Cantina of XWA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanesse Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 redwing you seem hungry for someone thats completly new here....and that would be me:D hello i'm Elanesse...call me El if you like. yes the name is elvish, I am a 'Rings' fan, and yes the name is feminine, I am a girl....I'm stating this because I'm not exactly sure how many females frequent this place of little/no sanity:confused: anyway, I will abide by the rules, if you tell me why darksadshadow wants milk so badly? or don't i want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Hullo, El. Please observe the rules above, especially the ones regarding milk. And chocolate milk. Especially chocolate milk. You can be our token semi-female (that is unless you're scared off by the panties, milk and honey). Oh, there's Redwing, of course... did anyone figure out what gender it was while I was gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 ah another lady to grace us... and from OzTralia... eh... Australia too. [align=center]Hiya Elanesse and Captain Wilson and WELCOME TO ARESEN[/align] I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of The Bubblegum Crisis Center and long time member and Prime Minister of Aresen and moderator of the SW Forums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog... Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in the mental asylum we call a forum... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! ¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog Now enjoy youself and... LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR (...don't forget to close the door behind you it's freezing outsite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Another lady? You mean there already was one here? I thought they'd all be driven away by the panties.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 No, Shanz joins in with the whole panty thing hey this ain't no boys club here, i'd rather have some female presence ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Right. I wonder if this Elanesse will take the panties in her stride. I'm not protesting against the inclusion of women. By all means. I just thought that all the panties might convince them that this is indeed a boys club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 no no we need the guys to talk about panties but we need the girls to wear the panties... it's a great circle of life thing going on you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Welcome, Elanesse. We are honored by your inaugural post in Aresen! I, too, posted my first time in this very forum back in '99...under my old username of Imladil. Kindred spirit. Captain Wilson, you have a familiar countenance, sir. I've seen you before! (1000 Imperial Rabbit coins to the first human who can identify what movie the italicized portion of my last sentence is from.) Welcome anyway. Kjolen: For attempting to usurp from the Prime Minister his official ministerial privelege of greeting new arrivals, I sentence you to ten minutes in the big comfy chair. Don't argue with me, young man...go sit in the big, comfy chair right now! Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 *Kjo sits down in the big comfy chair* ...gotcha! *Lynk presses a button and restraints fasten around Kjo* now you will face the ultimate evil!! *pushes a second button. A big plasma screen TV appears in front of Kjo and a set of surround sound speakers appear around him* and now young Kjo... you will die *pushes the third and final button. Barney the unholy purple dinosaur appears on the TV and starts singing to Kjo* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Ah, I see. And do all the girls take kindly to wearing panties and parading them in front of the guys? I never seemed to get an inaugural post. I just... came. Oozed in, as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 ^^ no we don't force anyone here to do things they don't want to. but yes it's nice to see girls parading around in panties I remember this one time when... *notices EVERYONE looking at him* um... nevermind... it's a nice story but... eheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Elanesse redwing you seem hungry for someone thats completly new here....and that would be me:D hello i'm Elanesse...call me El if you like. yes the name is elvish, I am a 'Rings' fan, and yes the name is feminine, I am a girl....I'm stating this because I'm not exactly sure how many females frequent this place of little/no sanity:confused: anyway, I will abide by the rules, if you tell me why darksadshadow wants milk so badly? or don't i want to know? as i know .. everybody wants milk.. the one or the other way.. btw.. HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII elanesse .. !!!! what kind of rings do you prefer?.. there are several rings mentioned in the kamasutra.. ??? .. enjoy your stay!! *redwing's complete curious about the new LanS and stares at her all the time* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 You can keep your story to yourself, Lynk. We'll get by without it. Ray... is it possible for you to control your raging hormones? Just slightly? The girl's just arrived and already you're acting up. She'll probably leave now. And it'll all be your fault. Bad Ray. No donut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 My guess is that El has been lurking around here for a bit. I mean it'd be pretty bad for a girl to just blindly walts in here So if El did lurk around she's seen our antics and has obviously enjoyed reading them as much as we have enjoyed doing them If she is just a pure walk in kinda n00b then we'll be gentle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 I think you guys scared her/him/it away. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 You know, I think El is actually just a walk-in n00b, so to speak. I, ahm, have a confession to make on that account. I kinda mentioned a place where all the insane people go, and she was interested, so I, er, showed her Aresen. She thinks you're all mad. And she is a she (I think). But she's not here right now. Weird, huh? I'm guessing that you restrict the 'getting them to walk around in panties' for the lurking females, right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Elanesse redwing you seem hungry for someone thats completly new here....and that would be me:D hello i'm Elanesse...call me El if you like. yes the name is elvish, I am a 'Rings' fan, and yes the name is feminine, I am a girl....I'm stating this because I'm not exactly sure how many females frequent this place of little/no sanity:confused: anyway, I will abide by the rules, if you tell me why darksadshadow wants milk so badly? or don't i want to know? Uh, hi. Firstly: Don't worry, you aren't the only person of the female persuasion around here. Despite what CorranSec seems to think. (Although we can't exactly tell you a count, because it varies with the time of the month, and often, I think, the weather.) Oh yes, and I'm the token genderless person around here. ^_^ Secondly: Welcome to Aresen, and don't forget to check your sanity in at the door. You won't be needing it here. ^_~ Thirdly: Unless you want to scarred for life, don't ask about the milk. I'm serious. Just...if it's mentioned...run. CorranSec: I don't remember you, but welcome back anyways...but...what was that last post about? I don't see...um...nevermind... *squelches urge to make highly annoyed comment about boys who think of girls as exotic zoo animals* Edit: The RayJones post. (As a footnot - the panties thing was started and perpetuated to hideous proportions by Dark Sad Shadow, Lynk Former, and Eville Apple Pie. You might care to note that the last person on that list is a girl. ) Ray: Who teh fudge is a LanS? XD Lynk: Gentle? You call this gentle? ...You all are freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Lynk: Gentle? You call this gentle? can't get any more gentler than I am right now munchkin @ CorranSec: Hmmmmmmm okay you seem to think that we're all just a bunch of perverts... well okay forget I said that last bit cause we ARE XD But when it comes down to it, girls, boys. Don't make a different to me, all human, all have lives. I act all perverted talking about panties and honey and *stops cause he's drooling* anywayz... but despite these jokes I do treat females with great respect. I'm really picky with girlfriends I choose because yes many people are equals to me but I want a girl who I can admire and respect and feel that she is above me... I dunno what point I made with all of that but I made a point dammit so live with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 You think I consider girls to be zoo animals. You're the one talking about fluctuation populations based on weather. *sigh* ^^ What kind of dictatorship are you people running here? Can't even keep a proper census, don't know the genders of half the people... Hmm. I count 2 females so far, with a possible in the form of Redwing. 2.5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Did you count STTCT? Then thats three STTCT, Redwing and leXX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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