Darth Avlectus

I'm lucky I am one ugly mofo...well, maybe not as ugly as I'd like to think I am, anyway. I have an uninteresting life as well.

I just don't like the idea that if I ordered a pizza, that they could screw with me over some stupid holdup I might have had years ago.

Man I cracked open some of these new devices, and they have un-identifiable parts. Proprietary. Hearing about all this "REAL ID ACT" and how they "monitor for taking survey info" (survey could also mean surveillance--like on behalf of law enforcement)...man this is some repugnant intrusive crap.

HEY BIG V! How's it goin' buddy? Never see ya around anymore.

(Sorry if I'm practically spamming your VM!!!) What'cha been up to in the past few months?

Hell yeah, DTV conversion BS sucks. ya wanna chat via PM about it?

Hells yeah. DTV is a crock. Matt Damon also kicks hell of azz.

The would-be Temari is in my avs collection. Google image Mr. Bean and I"m sure you'll get the one with him doing hand-gun thing. I already told you how to find the the Samus tickle...the rest are sort of self-explanatory...

Whaaaaaat is your Suggestion?

Or also as Johnny English. Ah, why thank you good sir.

I usually try to change on the 11th of every month or thereabouts. Started when I had Zero Suit Samus. I figured, hell, why not?

I'm nearing that 1000 posts mark where I get to title myself something.

My first will be one of these:

Are you feelinfg lucky....PUNK?! GRRRR!

(bean)

Atkinson, alive and well. Indeed, indeed!

(no av change)

Monkey Fling Doodey!

(cartoon monkey)

LF jack@$$!!!

(a live pic of a jackass, what else)

RODENT PORN!

(rodents)

Hooohooohooo--Get in that barn, boy!

(that old janitor, farmer guy on B&B)

Hell-loooooo

(If I decide to be Temari in my Av next)

You're gonna get jacked!

(Some pic of Revy from black lagoon w/ a gun pointing at onlookers)

C'mere!

(See my pwn4g3 humor...last pic currently--only miniaturized)

Tickle Torturing Samus on GMOD

(just look for GMOD tickle Samus ) --I do so look forward to that.

"LASER"

(Laser safety symbol)

Hawt!

Temari starts walking by wearing fishnet 2 piece and really skimpy pink bathing suit. Her usual shoes.

"Naruto? You're a hobo now?" <Runs away laughing>

You see...a bunch of hobos. All of whom are unaware that 2 rats are copulating on the kitchen floor. None care, their living conditions are disgusting.

(methinks you should check out the general discussion area and play the forum games...it does so make for an interesting visit!!!)

Yes indeed, fine sir. Rowan Atkinson is a fine actor. Thanks graciously.

Mr Bean had a certain charm on me when I was younger. Actually, some of the original stuff still sort of does. Always wanted to see Johnny English, actually.

I've seen some episodes of Black Atter on PBS.

She's already gone...all there is...is me and my flagpole under teh sheets.

Aww. I was hoping you'd Keep Major Kusanagi.

BURGER TAG! (SPALT!) (runs away)

Hey, uh. Talk to e-varmint... He seems alright.

Force choke...<whips out flamethrower>

Thou shalt not assault thy creator with your own fecal matter! (FFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!)

Since you're a newcomer, 'tis all good. You might check out the KOTOR section as well.

Hey, what up? I'm reading your blog. You into retro, eh? Do ya have an NES still sitting in your room ready to play?

While I never did get Doom for SNES, but I always thought it kicked ass.

Ehh...well I can see you have been around awhile by the # of your posts.

Nice to make your acquaintance.

Sure I'll wear those. Besides, monkey boy can fend for himself.

Why???

No, but when half the prosecutors and court staff are women I'm sploinking b/c their marriage is going badly...well...

No way, I like how it flings its turds at random onlookers, runs around and bites people and just totally messes up things.

Yeah...QR, twisted sister and *maybe* a few others with a decent track or so is as far as I go but as beavis and butthead say: Winger SUX!!!

Ah yes, I need to brush up on my metal history. And of course ACDC rocks.

I like QR's get together album in '99 (alive and well) and how they re-did highway to hell. It's actually pretty damn good. Peep:

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BTW, there a metalheadz o' LF social club yet? I'd hella jump on that like a hot mama.

I'm not crazy about 'tallica but they are okay. The new stuf...meh... Iron maiden rules.

I also like some goth and death metal, though I'm not really familiar with a whole lot of it.

However, I like learning some stuff. Most glam and hair metal is not me, but I do like a few bands and hits. I met Kevin DuBrow of Quiet Riot before he killed himself. In fact, I saw them in '06.

If it's metal and it carries a good tune, I usually like it.

I'm appreciative of most music in general, however metal (most kinds) and VG music are my faves.

Cool profile. (that's a cigarette or a "cigaraette"? )

Yeah I like Megadeth. Ozzy. and some others...