Chevron 7 locke

thats what you want me to think isn't it?

*Slinks back into the shadows and preapres to pounce yet again*

CQ!!!! Your back!!!

*Pounces on CQ*

I just want you to know that your not the only person I do this too, Endo is a frequent victim of the pouncy Chev as well

Nothing much...just thinking about pizza

The january topic is up

Are you gonna enter the contest?

that's alright, in the meantime, i'll simply continue banging my head against the wall! Its great fun!

I need to know how Yuri escaped!!!!! I'm going crazy from not knowing!!!!

*Bangs head into a wall repeatedly*

Hey Endo...what's new?

It's still going on, I will be back within the week, don't count me out yet, I just want a really dramatic way to come back when there is basiclly no hope at all

No. I just want to come back in my own way and in my own time, possibly at a time when things are at there most despreate

My last will is in the drunken time travelers...dont let anyone bring me back

No...he told me to get off his property and chased me around with a shotgun while singing while wedding while flying an X-wing

I saw a funny dancing Yoda when I drunkeded lots of beer today

You traitor! how dare you attack alternate chev!

*Pounces on Endo*

Endooooooo!!! wazzup?!

I just watched voyager and now i'm pumped up! I gotta fight something!

Not at all! The ideas for getting in come to my randomly and I immedialtly act on them! I had to take out that last part...you never know who's listening in...

Yup! I think I'll go for an honorable mention at least...

you got that right! it's my goal in life to be in the Darwin awards

Thank you, I aim to please

Did you have any little hot dogs at least...?

*Pulls out mini-hot dog cannon and prepares to fire*

*Dances into CQ's profile and begins to sing*

Sweet dreams are made of this!

So whats happening with you? Go to any good new years eve parties?

Just for record, I did indeed fall off the pool table later that night while singing every time we touch by cascada, one of the girls slapped my back and I fell right off the pool table

I did various things to an electric fence for money, I bit it, sat on it, tried to hug it, I tried to kiss it and for the finale, I attempted to bounce up and down on the fence for a full minute.

I made fifty bucks due to the fact that people were betting that I couldn't do it, I proved them wrong!

I'm still waiting for approval from a mod

The new topic for tales from Javar's is in...

I did something stupid...it defies anything Neelix has ever done...