Praetorian Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 I guess he wants to be Santa Claus when he grows up. link
swphreak Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 hahaha lost his pants. Too bad they didn't take the bricks apart... and make his parents pay to repair it. Idiot.
Snafu7 Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Man there are alot of weird people out there.
Sam Fisher Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 That's a funny thing to do. Who called on him?
JediMasterEd Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 I think the humiliation's punishment enough
another_trooper Posted November 28, 2003 Posted November 28, 2003 "but decided on a less destructive approach" lol, what a dumbass !
Darth Homer Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 now I get to use one of my favorite quotes: "There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...though, I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
Artoo Posted November 30, 2003 Posted November 30, 2003 Awwww, beat me to it, I love that quote. Anyways, that isn't the first report. A woman in one of those tiny insignificant northeasterly states thought she smelled something weird in the chimney one day, so she called the chimney cleaner to clean it out, and the results were slightly disturbing to say the least. Well she found a corpse that was DNA tested and revealed to be a man who was a burglar back when the house was first built. He apparently dissapeared from the town records, so assumptions can be made that the man was going to rob the house while the owner's were out on vacation... and he got stuck in the chimney, and due to the nearby factory noise, no one ever heard his cries for help through the brick. He starved to death in a chimney. Creepy, eh?
darthfergie Posted November 30, 2003 Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo He apparently dissapeared from the town records, so assumptions can be made that the man was going to rob the house while the owner's were out on vacation... and he got stuck in the chimney, and due to the nearby factory noise, no one ever heard his cries for help through the brick. He starved to death in a chimney. Creepy, eh? dang...sounds like one of Poe's stories...he had several involving dead bodies and chimnies or bodies behind brick. That would freak me out tho...a dead body sitting in my chimney...yeesh. O_o
Snafu7 Posted November 30, 2003 Posted November 30, 2003 Well, thats an interesting story, but still why would anyone even think about going down a chimney? It makes no sense
Reaper Girl Posted December 1, 2003 Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo Awwww, beat me to it, I love that quote. Anyways, that isn't the first report. A woman in one of those tiny insignificant northeasterly states thought she smelled something weird in the chimney one day, so she called the chimney cleaner to clean it out, and the results were slightly disturbing to say the least. Well she found a corpse that was DNA tested and revealed to be a man who was a burglar back when the house was first built. He apparently dissapeared from the town records, so assumptions can be made that the man was going to rob the house while the owner's were out on vacation... and he got stuck in the chimney, and due to the nearby factory noise, no one ever heard his cries for help through the brick. He starved to death in a chimney. Creepy, eh? That happens to squriels all the time... AND ALWAYS IN MY CHIMMENY! Everyone say eeewww...
Compa_Mighty Posted December 1, 2003 Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by darthfergie dang...sounds like one of Poe's stories...he had several involving dead bodies and chimnies or bodies behind brick. That would freak me out tho...a dead body sitting in my chimney...yeesh. O_o My thoughts exactly... that was creepy. Anyway, as for the first story.... no comments.
legameboy Posted December 2, 2003 Posted December 2, 2003 What a frickin' dumbass... to say the least. o_O
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