Mr.Burger Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Insert bad jokes into this thread: 1) I figured out how to make my dick 12" long. -How? -Fold it in half! (get it, andy? huh? get it? get it??) 2) How could you beat me you don't even know where I live. And what do you mean by beat? Beat my meat? If you laughed at these then you've never really played monkey island you lying shard of f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 I've played Monkey Island. If I didn't why would I post here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Oh Samuel. You laughed at those? M'kay...here goes.... "Hey. My dad said that his car broke down, and he had to walk to the store. When he got there, he said "I'll need a bag with handles, because I have to walk home!"' get it? GET IT? Sterling, Levi, and Bev would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 No. Ididn't laugh the last one was mine. I didn't even make it to be funny, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRedRosie Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 1) I figured out how to make my dick 12" long. -How? -Fold it in half! (get it, andy? huh? get it? get it??) I... don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 So the other day this old lady was driving home and she hit a dog... get it a dog. .... very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by PirateRedRosie I... don't get it. He has a 24" "organ", which can easily be turned into a 12" one by folding it in half. Curiously though, I've always heard it in the form: "by cutting the excess off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Excerpt from: 'PYT (Pretty Young Thing)' by Michael Jackson Nothin' can stop this burnin' Desire to be with you Gotta get to you baby Won't you come, it's emergency Cool my fire yearnin' Honey, come set me free Don't you know now is the perfect time We can dim the lights Just to make it right In the night Hit the lovin' spot I'll give you all that I've got I want to love you (P.Y.T.) Pretty young thing You need some lovin' (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care And I'll take you there I want to love you (P.Y.T.) Pretty young thing You need some lovin' (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care I'll take you there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Two people walked into a building, you'd think they would have seen it. Originally posted by Darth Groovy Keee XD True Aresener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 um...i have a joke. no i don't. get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Three guys. Two walked into a bar. The other one ducked. AURGH! ARGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 nono no you see that empty room picture actually made me laugh. you know what i say to humor in this thread? SCRAM! yeah. SCRAM! SCRAM! SCRAM! i'm regan pufall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Yeah? Well, I have three hermit crabs living on the room next to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I stepped on a caterpillar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 your MOM stepped on a caterpillar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Your mom is a GIRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I got a job as a surgeon, it didn’t last long. my first job was a circumcision and I missed and got the sack. a triangle and a circle go into a bar.. triangle says "your round" a frog picks a book and says "readit" a definition of confusion = 5 blind lesbians in a fish factory a nun is in the bath, theres a knock at the door.. "who is it?" she calls. "the blind man" she thinks about it for a second, and then replies "ok, come in" the man walks in, looks at the nun and says... "nice tits.. where do you want the blinds?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 A Chicken goes into a library and says "book book book" Originally posted by Siv a frog picks a book and says "readit" And Alien, isn't binary a system of 8 numbers, not ten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRedRosie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 And Alien, isn't binary a system of 8 numbers, not ten? It's actually quite a cute joke when you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 So once this guy he went to the store, he picked out the duck of his dreams, went to the counter and to the duck's dismay said, I'll send you the bill the in mail. BADUMDUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRedRosie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Isn't it "BADUMCHEE"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Isn't it 'Beat up the New Kid'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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