Eets Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 It's that time of year, folks. Time to spread the GeeBee cheer! Rhett, Sherack, and I were talking on MSN earlier, and I started singing a christmas carol. Rhett retorted with a witty line, and so naturally I had to do the same. Needless to say, the rest of that Christmas Carol shall not be uttered here. Anyway, on to the purpose of this thread. Together we shall create the greatest and funniest christmas carol evar heard, one line at a time! For instance, if I were to sing the following: "Frosty, the snowman had a happy, jolly soul" You might continue with: "With a hobbit's pipe, and a mighty hose" Or something generally insane like that. So here we go! "Dashing through the snow," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "On my way to slap a hoe," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Blew a tire out," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Cursing with a shout!" (God D***it! Jesus Christ! Holy F***ing Moses!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Got up off of my bike" no one said it was a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "And I started on the hike," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Saw a pack of dogs," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 And rode one through the bogs," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Ohhh g** d**** bells, g** d**** bells, just shut up right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 This dog is oh so bony, I wish I were riding a cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Hey! kiss my b***s, kiss my b***s, kiss them right away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "And don't be a guy or else that would make you gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Do we start a new song now or continue on to a second verse garunteed to be worse than the first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 New song! New song! "Oh Holy Night..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 "I light Rhett's pants on fire..." Eidt: hehe, beat you by a hair, IG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 "Santa's pants are tight" EDIT: oops, didn't see ya there Homer "The results could be dire..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 "But why would we want to mire..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Bridgestone is my favorite tire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 "And Sam lives in the Shire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 But his rhyme scheme is making my grow tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 It is the night of the hobbit juice and pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 "Jesus was born and so we give presents..."[/Cartman] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 :For why would we give peasants?....: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 "This song isn't pleasant" BOO! New song: "I'm dreaming of a..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 "...Stormie with stockings..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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