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Originally posted by Shivermetimbers

My kitty cat has fallen in love with Oreo.

 

Your kitty cat should be informed that Oreo is a girl. :dozey: And fixed...

 

Rogue15: You'll like this. :D I was working at a local Red Robin restaurant--one of the most commercial and annoying establishments I've had the displeasure to work for. They had this little saying about burgers that they made EVERYONE memorize, some asshat ditty about how 'smiling burgers are wrapped tightly, wows the guest, yadda-yadda, yippity skippity...' Well, for the seventy-fourth (and last) time one night, a trainer asked me, 'How do you make a smiling burger?'

 

I said: 'Stick it up your ass and bend over--look, it's smiling at you!'

 

Anyway. :max: So now I'm drawing unemployment...

 

;)

 

STTCT: Equal time, eh? Here ya go...

 

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OMFG!

 

I"M BLIND

 

 

*Grabs a fork and stabs out her eyes*

 

 

What a great Christmas present! YUCK! I may be 24, married and have a 9 month old but i do have TASTE still.

 

ACK

 

*Grabs another fork and stabs out fellow aresener's eyes*

 

You guys don't need to see that

 

I said Chip n Dales - not Freaks and Hairy Guys!

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Hello you guys :)

 

I know i kinda abandoned (sp?) you all once Star Wars Galaxies came out. but none the less do i want to wish and say to you all.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and a wonder full

NEW (forum) YEAR

 

you guy take care now. :)

 

Bye

 

Your friend in the Netherlands

 

-Wraith 8-

 

(p.s. to the ones that keep calling me on my cell phone. i dont have to pay the bill of it :p)

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*(To the tune of 'Feliz Navidad.')*

 

The police got my dog!

The police got my dog...

The police got my dog,

They got my dog,

Yes, they got my dog!

 

*(Chorus)*

 

I wanna kiss you with hairy fish lips!

I wanna kiss you with hairy fish lips!

I wanna kiss you with hairy fish lips,

'Cause the police got my do-og!

 

The police got my dog!

The police got my dog...

 

*(Sing these two verses over and over again until they cut you off and throw you out of the bar.)*

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Merry Xmas everyone.

 

I hope everyone got lots of :gift:.

 

I heard this song on the radio yesterday, I had to find the lyrics.

 

{In the tune of Feliz Navidad}

 

Police stop my car.

Police stop my car.

The police made me stop, walk a straight line

And blow a balloon up.

 

Police stop my car.

Police stop my car.

The police made me stop, walk a straight line

And blow a balloon up.

 

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.

That's why they always pull me over Christmas.

They say they're just making sure that there's

No open bottles in my car.

 

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.

That's why they always pull me over Christmas.

They say they're just making sure that there's

No open bottles in my car.

 

Police roadblock.

Police roadblock.

Police roadblock.

I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

 

Police roadblock.

Police roadblock.

Police roadblock.

I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

 

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.

That's why they always pull me over Christmas.

They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas

From the bottom of their hearts.

 

Police lock me up.

Police lock me up.

The police lock me up 'cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1.

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weeellll, i don't think someone here still remember little DD, but well, I just wanted to say Happy holidays to all of you even if it's a little bit late, just like wraithy I'm one of those SWG addicts, i got my playcard as xmas gift and some other things, i have been kinda busy In my PA forums and always forget my dear Aresen, but well, sometimes i can try to come to say hello even if noone thinks about me :)

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Originally posted by Devil Doll

weeellll, i don't think someone here still remember little DD, but well, I just wanted to say Happy holidays to all of you even if it's a little bit late, just like wraithy I'm one of those SWG addicts, i got my playcard as xmas gift and some other things, i have been kinda busy In my PA forums and always forget my dear Aresen, but well, sometimes i can try to come to say hello even if noone thinks about me :)

 

 

who are you again?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*silence*

 

 

 

oh yea, dd....now I remember......welcome back...^^

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