obi Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Ahem, yes, another Lord of the Rings thread, but this was way too good to pass up I don't know if this is old, or if anyone's posted it or not, but it's great. Long read, but funny anyway http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html *edit* Er, just explored the site and let me add a warning: If you are an uptight, politically correct person, this site is not for you. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Laugh my ass off. If that isn't a joke, that set's a terrible reputation of Christians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 It wouldn't surprise me if a few Christian's did act like that (the extremist psycho Christians, not you guys:D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Ya the kind that think armageddon is here every other month:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Or anytime theres some kind of disaster. Like that pastor psycho who blamed 9.11 on the (and I quote) "fags and Jews". Somebody didn't get hugged enough as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 It was (I'm pretty sure) Jerry Fallwell. And I'm twice as positive that you quoted wrong. I believe he said "homosexuals" and not "fags". Same difference, wrong quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 A misleading scene from "The Return of the King", which had many Christians convinced that they were going to witness the final battle in the valley of Armageddon.As it turns out, unlike the KJV bible, the film is just a silly made-up fantasy story written by some old homo in England. I don't know whether to laugh or cry...... Oh go on then. Edit: I loved this ad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by CapNColostomy It was (I'm pretty sure) Jerry Fallwell. And I'm twice as positive that you quoted wrong. I believe he said "homosexuals" and not "fags". Same difference, wrong quote. I could swear he used the f word. But if I can't remember his name, how can I remember his quotes, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Hahahahah. That is a joke right! Right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 well, if that wasn't supposed to be a joke then it was offensive to... just about everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted December 28, 2003 Share Posted December 28, 2003 BEST REVIEW EVAR! I wanna see them review Kill Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 28, 2003 Share Posted December 28, 2003 lmfao..........thats the best review I have ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 28, 2003 Share Posted December 28, 2003 I dunno... it wasn't that funny, but ok... I would like to see them reveiw revolutions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 28, 2003 Share Posted December 28, 2003 That was an, um....interesting... review... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 ha! They called the Witch King Jesus...or made the comparrison. When in Tolkiens world...hmm there is Melkor who is over Sauron who is over the Nazgul... damned idiots should have read the silmarillion first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Would you believe my work blocked the site? The URL: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html is blocked at 3M because: Access denied by SmartFilter content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Humor, Mature Damn - I'll have to wait till I find time at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted December 29, 2003 Author Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT Would you believe my work blocked the site? The URL: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html is blocked at 3M because: Access denied by SmartFilter content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Humor, Mature Damn - I'll have to wait till I find time at home! Gah, I feel your pain. I was looking up some reviews for some games at my mom's work, and it came up "Page blocked due to violent content." What's ironic about this is that my mom works at a funeral home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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