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with a new years eve like mine, i think i should shoot myself right now


NiKo

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so, where should i begin? ah yes.

one month ago. i saw this AMAZING girl at a friends party. had a crush on her. but didnt let her know about it (i know, so 2nd gradish).

so anyway, 2 days ago, she sees me in the city, and i was in my uniform and all. kinda awkward.

anyways, its new years eve. right?

so i come home from the army at about 6.

and i wanted to ask her out, but didnt have the nerve.

and then i saw i had 6 unanswered calls from her.

which is strange cause we've never talked on the phone.

so anyways, i got to know from friends of hers that she's really hot for me.

 

looks like a begining of a wonderfull new years, right? hold on...

 

so were in the city, on a 1st date.

she wanted to drink some wine, so i bought her wine. i myself dont drink wine, i prefer Pina coladas and martinis and such.

she didnt drink much at all...

so anyway...the time is 11:59

11:59!!!

and what happens at that exact time?

she gets all weird, as if she's drunk off her ass

before i know it, a bunch of nosy old ladies came and put her in a cab and sent her home. with me standing there digesting what just happened here. 8 old ladies, come out of nowhere, and are all like "oh dear! she's all drunk. poor thing! stand aside young man" and put her on a freaking cab!

and i'm standing there with my mouth open. just as the cab door slammed, the fireworks went off, and everyone around me started kissing, and i just stood there and waved to her, in shock.

 

so now it appears to me, she's never been drinking before, she starved herself before the date, and she's sensetive to alcohol!

 

 

and guess what else? her parents are so damn strict, the grounded her for 2 weeks.

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she starved herself before the date

 

common...I suppose...

 

 

NiKo, you happen to be army man. Some old ladies pounded you down and tore your woman away from you? Heads didn't fly?

 

 

 

Get back into the groove. Take them down.

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At least NiKo could have scored. Have you tried calling her sweetie?

 

The closest I got was some dirty 45yo gay guy trying to dance with me and kept touching my hair. I for one can't stand people touching my hair. He's lucky I didn't slap him.

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Originally posted by Natty

Have you tried calling her sweetie?

 

actually, i prefer calling her 'baby'

 

 

jk,

yeah i called her. i went to her school (which happens to be the school i used to be in) today to visit her.

the visit lasted for about 5 minutes =/

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