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LucasArts is owned by Coca Cola !!!


babubhai

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Yeup, thats right. I have been doing my research and after interviewing several LucasArts members, I can CONFIRM that this company is owned by Coca Cola ! I can't give too many details to protect the identities of the employees.

However it shows you guys that Coca Cola are trying dominate the world !

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So that Desani stuff is really obedience-juice, designed to produce a willing population of mindless slaves prepared to sacrifice their integrity and vote for KOTOR in rigged polls?! It all falls into place!

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the answer to 'why?' is effectively 'because' although there is a lot of background thought there, mostly involving cheese and rebooting the universe, but yeah, it's 'because'.

 

Oh, and, Yes, it is true, coca cola own lucas arts, and they also own a large part of microsoft and the british porn industry, they just don't want anyone to know.

 

Oh, and Tim owns coca cola, just incase you wanted to know (now am I talking about god? or the monkey? or are they both one and the same?)

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The first web result given by Jeeves is Swallow.

 

Could there be a hidden innuendo here? I'll let you decide.

 

Oh, and before your head explodes, Grim Fandango was infact created by a monkey named Tim Schafer who now resides in heaven taking on the rather tiresome roll of God.

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