Black Knight of Keno Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 *Knocks Clemme and drags back into the swamp* Oh no you don't! No one escapes from the Swamp!! Guards!! Escort Clemme w/Stick into the torturing chamber! *Four gamorrean guards come and drag Clemme into a small, dark chamber. The they start tickling him*
--ZeeMan-- Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 *sigh* zeeman brings in the video camera we'll need evidence for future transgressions
Clemme w/Stick Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 Originally posted by --ZeeMan-- *sigh* zeeman brings in the video camera we'll need evidence for future transgressions *Waves hand around* You dont need to torture me. You want to release me and torture Zeeman instead . *Guards releases me and starts to torture Zee* *Runs away, and escapes the Swamp* -Clemme
topshot Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 *I grab Clemme as he attempts to escape.* I don't think so. *Staples him to the ground, poors hot wax on 'im, then heats two iron tongs, proceeds to open his mouth, and grabs his tongue with the overheated tools. Calls the yslamiri-imbued ninja bodyguards over to keep watch.* That should keep you occupied for some time.
Clemme w/Stick Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 Dang, all most escaped that time. *Calls Obi* *Makes him free me and help me escape* Now stay back, or you'll have to deal with Obi. -Clemme
topshot Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 I would, except he's sleeping right now. I poured tranquilizers in his jawa juice! *Stops himself from spamming any more.*
Pink Monkey Posted April 17, 2004 Posted April 17, 2004 Originally posted by leXX Welcome! Have a cookie... Cool name btw. LEXX!!! *(Messily devours Lexx while forum watches in horror.)* Thanks for the cookie. Welcome, Genghis! The only advice I find useful for new prey in the arena is to emphasize the importance of bringing duct tape along on every LF excursion. From binding hostages to repairing a broken water pipe, duct tape is the prefered tool of choice in any situation by nine out of ten giant rabbits. Cool avatar! Fear not, it's all yours. I'm actually a rabbit.
Crow_Nest Posted April 18, 2004 Posted April 18, 2004 Hi, weclome tl LF Let me just give you some advice, DON'T PRESS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON THAT IS IN RHETT'S POCKET
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 18, 2004 Posted April 18, 2004 Originally posted by edlib Evil Spock?!?!! Aren't you dead? He is. I killed him, and saved the hide to wear on special occasions.
Genghis_Khan Posted April 26, 2004 Author Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Bacta Boy these threads always get out of hand then shut down after awhile, did I say something about weird ones?? just joking guys, please don't take my pants again! Looking at the past posts, I can see what you mean. To the rest of the guys: "You Guys are CRAZY!!!!". Ahem, I now return you to your regular scheduled forum.
Genghis_Khan Posted April 26, 2004 Author Posted April 26, 2004 Todays your lucky day!!!*steals Ghenkis_Khan, Bacta Boy, Jdome83, and Master Karalys' pants* *shoots all of them with rubber band gun* Welcome Just remember one thing....there is but one path to the rubber band...know it like you know what you finger... "Missed!" *shouts sarcastically. * Anyway, you spelt my name wrong. "Creep" *Says quietly*
MennoniteHobbit Posted April 28, 2004 Posted April 28, 2004 Sorry for the late welcome... so: Welcome. Hey remember, you want to donate me a lot of money on the Battle RPG system, and remember to wear a belt, so that pants-obsessive Rhett can't take them from you. Now that that's over, I'll start shooting spit balls and various paper wads at you. And don't forget that elastic band. It's stronger than rubber, guaranteed to hurt!
Darth Rythe Posted April 28, 2004 Posted April 28, 2004 Welcome................ "WHAT!, this is a welcome thread what the hell else am i surposed to say?" Well done my apprentice
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