Sivy Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 "I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? S#*t, I'm a sugar bowl!!" "I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.." "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy afaik this is from "Life Of Brain"... Ah good, you passed the test... you are now free to enter the Forbidden Kingdom. Leave your weapons of mass destruction at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 ...apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction! -- From bash.org (#98701) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "...and now I'm President of the United States! And I will not eat brocolli anymore!" George Bush Sr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction! :D he was up to cause the death of millions because he was working on a bomb based on atoms splitted by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Now don't start that again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 *raises brow* only if you say it is impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Edison 007 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 "I cut my finger. That's tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That's comedy." --Mel Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 "Yo! Wood-Cutting Person!" - Simon The Sorceror "I believe there is a lot of specualtion, and the specualtion will continue until the specualtion stops." - George W. Bush Jr. Honestly, he really said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones *raises brow* only if you say it is impossible. Nevar! "Cohen was familiar with city gates. He'd broken dow a number in his time, by battering ram, siege gun and on one occasion with his head." Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Florist Lady: But lilies are somber.... Death: But I like somber. ---Terry(a god), Reaper Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 You didn't quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without sound ever passing through the air! Sorry. Small outburst there, wont happen again. And Terry is a God. Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they encountered in trying to construct a machine which couls generat the infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the mind paralysing distances between the furthest stars, and in the end they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtyally impossible Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasonng this way: If, he thought to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, then it must be a finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on! He did this, and was rather startled to discover that he had managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air. It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institutes prize for Extreme Cleverness, he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realised that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass. Douglass Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi You did quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without saound ever passing through the air! So, did I quote it right or not? "Theres a pigeon on your head. You've got head-pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!" ---Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi You didn't quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without sound ever passing through the air! And now you've misquoted me! How dare you! Sorry, couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Ohhhh we're doing bash quotes now? Awesome! "i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet" --- #1 Rated Bash Quote (#4281) "hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is." --- #2 Rated Bash Quote (#5273) "I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you." --- Bash Qoute (#8814) "i beat the internet, the end guy is hard" --- Bash Quote (#4278) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 "i sharted" -sandy from along came polly "i'm at the intersection of first and first. how can the same street intersect itself? i must be at the nexus of the universe!" -kramer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted July 7, 2004 Author Share Posted July 7, 2004 "I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin." -- Deputy Travis Junior, Reno 911 "Can someone please close this thread? It brings up a phycological problem that makes me hate myself. -- SamNMax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 "We love you Corky! We want you to live!" -- Sheila Albertson, Waiting for Guffman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 "KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN"-Kirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 "I'm Bobbin, are you my mother?" Guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 guybrush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Well done, but that guess was rhetorical, you didn't actually have to guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 so rhetorically i was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 "Can someone please close this thread? It brings up a phycological problem that makes me hate myself. -- SamNMax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Originally posted by SamNMax SamNMax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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