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here is my handle, here is my...other handle?

S#*t, I'm a sugar bowl!!"

 

 

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....

not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.."

 

"The dumber people think you are,

the more surprised they'll be when you kill them!"

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...apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!

-- From bash.org (#98701)

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Originally posted by DrMcCoy

apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!

 

:D:D

 

he was up to cause the death of millions because he was working on a bomb based on atoms splitted by zero.

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Originally posted by RayJones

*raises brow*

 

only if you say it is impossible.

 

Nevar!

 

"Cohen was familiar with city gates. He'd broken dow a number in his time, by battering ram, siege gun and on one occasion with his head."

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times.

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You didn't quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without sound ever passing through the air!

 

Sorry. Small outburst there, wont happen again. And Terry is a God.

 

Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they encountered in trying to construct a machine which couls generat the infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the mind paralysing distances between the furthest stars, and in the end they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtyally impossible

Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasonng this way:

If, he thought to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, then it must be a finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on!

He did this, and was rather startled to discover that he had managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air.

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institutes prize for Extreme Cleverness, he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realised that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass.

Douglass Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe.

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Originally posted by Joshi

You did quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without saound ever passing through the air!

 

So, did I quote it right or not?:D

 

"Theres a pigeon on your head. You've got head-pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!"

---Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim

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Originally posted by Joshi

You didn't quote it right! All Deaths lines should be in caps to portray a voice that booms through the ages without sound ever passing through the air!

 

And now you've misquoted me! How dare you!

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Ohhhh we're doing bash quotes now? Awesome! :p

 

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet" --- #1 Rated Bash Quote (#4281)

 

"hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is." --- #2 Rated Bash Quote (#5273)

 

"I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you." --- Bash Qoute (#8814)

 

"i beat the internet, the end guy is hard" --- Bash Quote (#4278)

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"I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin."

-- Deputy Travis Junior, Reno 911

 

"Can someone please close this thread? It brings up a phycological problem that makes me hate myself.

-- SamNMax

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