RoyTordesLegend Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Ray is 1 today!!!! Well, okay - strictly speaking it's tommorrow - but since the posting date is showing as the 11th - I thought I'd post this now!!! It's the 1st year anniversary of Ray's first post........wow!! Lets have some cake and beer - and drink to many more years of Ray Jones tomfoolery....ladies and gents....I give you Ray Jones.......now let's PARTY!!! cake for everyone... pantees for all... free beer... a girl for Ray... Zoom will be there... and me... and Carl... oh....and don't forget DAS!!! It's gonna be a great party!!! RAY JONES - 1 YEAR OLD 11/06/03-11/06/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Edison 007 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Good for you Ray, that first year is always the hardest to get past. Only one year now 'til you reach those "terrible two's". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Just think...for three hundred sixty-five days now, complete strangers around the world have been booting up their computers, launching a web browser and saying, 'What the hell?!?' ... *Runs* *Buys a robot* *Paints it green* *Pushes it over Niagara Falls* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Hey! Theres an ant on my keyboard! HAPPY BIRTHDAY...technically... I come bearing gifts... a cake slung in a pair of panties... ...i hope they're clean, at least... ...hey ray remember reaper girl? Guess what? JELLO FOR EVERYONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Wait, you joined the forums on your birthday? Shouldn't you have been off doing something... or someone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 ray's birthday... http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/breakingnews.jpg ... i don't really mean it that way... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! east clintwood wants to say "happy birthday", too east clintwood?: http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/east_clintwood.jpg maybe you want to celebrate on a balcony? http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/dummer_balkon.jpg apropos beer: http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/case.jpg ... roy: at least you took the right beer... i love becks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Umm Skinkie, you just pulled a SamNMax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 woo hoo! i've brought a stripper! it was kinda last minute... plus i didn't have much money... but hey, how often do you get to see a midget she-male crack whore? that's right, almost never! so sit back Ray, it's time for your lap dance! ... could you lift "her" up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by Siv but hey, how often do you get to see a midget she-male crack whore? http://sven.hesse.hvf-bs.net/imgs/o_O.jpg ürgl... who want's to see that?? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 *comes in arm in arm with the wall, high on desperados, in pantees, wearing a skirt made of magic bananas* whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that's great, thank you, roy. i love you man. i love you since i have won 20 bucks in your *two man* harbor lottery. Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend Ray is 1 today!!!! Well, okay - strictly speaking it's tommorrow - but since the posting date is showing as the 11th - I thought I'd post this now!!! so technically you are one today to, and if we take it complete the spectacular way we both have our birthday at the same time!! that is almost better than painting a thread green with pink spots, getting drunk and sitting naked on synthetic gerbil's face. so.. to make it short: happy breastday to you too you complete freak!! i hope noone will ever ask how it come that i have more posts i one year than zoom in err.. uuhhh.. aaarrrmm.. 7652364 years. damn it roy i wish the point system wasnt banned, i would buy you a cutsom title. really. really. really. perhabs something like: italian stallion, i'm 5.7 feet tall and 2 legs long, butt breaker or doodle the deflorer. so tripledoublecheers roy. you're the ugliest sexy clown i've ever met. really. i mean. .. so.. what were my experiences here at lf? i found a warm and fuzzy folk of madnuts. the creeps came here to take over, but thank "vive la resistance" normality was stopped once again. what were my main concerns? a) can i touch it? b) can i smoke it? c) can i drop it? d) is it naked? err.. yes. zoom: are green robots smokeable..? orca: is reaper girl naked..? siv: can i touch it? skinkie: can i drop you from mt. notsohigh to free you from the pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 ...what a guy! (And Ray - I want a seperate Happy Birthday to Roy thread posting very soon!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 NEVER!! look, i've edited.. LOOK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones siv: can i touch it? yes, but watch out, it bites. oh and make sure you wash afterwards as i'm pretty sure she he it is a leper. damn, i need to find better strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones orca: is reaper girl naked..? is this naked eneogh for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 naked eunuch. (man. what a delicious body. *ehem*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 Umm Skinkie, you just pulled a SamNMax... hmmmm, I suppose I have. Nice to know it's not my name that's a coined phrase now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 if it makes you feel better, i was here on my birthday. but more than without my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Jesus Christ, not only did you post a picture of a clown, but a murderous clown. I therefore refuse to post on this thread as I hate clowns, but especially murderous ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones a) can i touch it? b) can i smoke it? c) can i drop it? d) is it naked? A: No. B: Under limited circumstances, e.g. is it dry enough, is it poisonous, will it make me look and act like Roy's clown...? If you ask enough questions that you get bored, light up. C: Yes, but remember what Newton said about things bouncing right back up at you. D: Turn on the lights and find out, big boy. *Cough!* zoom: are green robots smokeable..? They are if you have a sufficient blast furnace handy, or a nice charcoal fire with a bellows should civilization collapse and you find yourself recreating basic metallurgy with less sophisticated tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 i know only about two things which can bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 basketballs and flubber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 that err.. can bounce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 well, some of my mails keep bouncing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 HATHY BIRD-HEY!!!! AND ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! You may now poke the bunny (And poke it a lot and okay?) Please stay clear of the coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 happy b-day (/anniversary)! :sheepdanc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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