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Originally posted by Kale Jerre

This scam reminds of that whole 'Nordic Walking' business where you're supposed to gain some health benefit from walking with ski poles. :confused:

People walk around with them everywhere here... During the summer...

 

But mostly old people though...

 

(i'm not joking)

 

Yeah, why fear death? It's better to die than spend an endless lifetime of torture and abuse...
*cough*poser*cough* :p
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hahahahahaha... that reminds me of something I did back in 3rd grade...

 

Take 3 magnetic rocks and bash 2 together and hold them, then have the 3rd one circle around them...

 

 

somehow it makes an odd feeling...

 

 

But man, these people are idiots for buying them... I know asian HERBAL MEDICINE works, but not chinese magnets :rolleyes:

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So somebody bought Alex Chiu's bogus "invention" and is now trying to sell it on ebay to get back the money he threw away?

 

LOL/sad

 

 

Speaking of Alex, anybody remember the stories on his site? Hilarious (if a little sick) like the old guy who put the ring on his "member" and it turned purple and the sex was so good, his wife died.... *scary*

 

Now if they were selling one ring that would give a person the will to dominate all life on middle earth... ; )

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Originally posted by Kurgan

Now if they were selling one ring that would give a person the will to dominate all life on middle earth... ; )

 

*Customer support* Yes, sir, I am very sorry, but there is just One Ring. Yes, we already sold it. To who? Well Mr. Sauron, that is priviledged information. No, Mr. Sauron, we still would not have it even if you sent your Nazgul here.

 

Mr. Sauron, there is no reason to get huffy. We don't have the Ring, but can I interest you in these Imortality Magnets? Well, they are Two Rings that you wear every night and they make you live forever. Yes, Two Rings.

 

Well, I'm sorry, but when you can take physical form, please do give us a call, and we'll set you up with a nice set of these wonderful rings. :D :D :D:p

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brilliant you don't perchance, work in customer services do you?

 

No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo."

 

When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. :D

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If you work in an office, strap big magnets around your body and walk next to all hard drives

 

30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARENTEE

GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER

 

LOL look at his other items

 

 

NEO MAGS 12,000 Gauss NEODYMIUM MAGNET RINGS?!

X-TREME NEW WEIGHT LOSS DIET PILL -BUY 2 AND GET 1 FREE TEST YOUR WATER, TDS METER, GREAT PPM TESTER!

BUST / BREAST ENHANCER : BUY 2 AND GET 1 FREE

Don't get a boobjob, drink the bottle!

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Originally posted by JediKnight_114

No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo."

 

When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. :D

 

LMAO :lol:

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Originally posted by JediKnight_114

No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo."

 

When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. :D

 

:rofl:

 

So much for friendly technical support :lol: they forget it should also be "user" friendly technical support.. lol

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Well, I sure the Tech support that the Mole People provide is way cheeper to Compaq than say, a line in Missouri. So, in the long run, Compaq gets a better rate, and fewer people call their 800 number cause they know that they won't understand more than a couple of words. I'm really glad that it works out so well for Compaq. :rolleyes:

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