Pie™ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Kale Jerre This scam reminds of that whole 'Nordic Walking' business where you're supposed to gain some health benefit from walking with ski poles. People walk around with them everywhere here... During the summer... But mostly old people though... (i'm not joking) Yeah, why fear death? It's better to die than spend an endless lifetime of torture and abuse... *cough*poser*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by sabretooth And I have this ring which makes me invisible Oooh! Can you sell it on E-Bay? I want one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith Gah, people need to just accept mortality. Why fear death? I'm immortal. I can't believe the people today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 [scientist]there is no scientific explination for living forever by putting magnets on your fingers, it is rediculous[/scientist] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 [scientist]there is no scientific explination for living forever by putting magnets on your fingers, it is rediculous[/scientist] "...it is believed..." Of course, by stupid people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 *mind shuts down from stupidity overdose* *falls flat back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 hahahahahaha... that reminds me of something I did back in 3rd grade... Take 3 magnetic rocks and bash 2 together and hold them, then have the 3rd one circle around them... somehow it makes an odd feeling... But man, these people are idiots for buying them... I know asian HERBAL MEDICINE works, but not chinese magnets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 So somebody bought Alex Chiu's bogus "invention" and is now trying to sell it on ebay to get back the money he threw away? LOL/sad Speaking of Alex, anybody remember the stories on his site? Hilarious (if a little sick) like the old guy who put the ring on his "member" and it turned purple and the sex was so good, his wife died.... *scary* Now if they were selling one ring that would give a person the will to dominate all life on middle earth... ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kurgan Now if they were selling one ring that would give a person the will to dominate all life on middle earth... ; ) *Customer support* Yes, sir, I am very sorry, but there is just One Ring. Yes, we already sold it. To who? Well Mr. Sauron, that is priviledged information. No, Mr. Sauron, we still would not have it even if you sent your Nazgul here. Mr. Sauron, there is no reason to get huffy. We don't have the Ring, but can I interest you in these Imortality Magnets? Well, they are Two Rings that you wear every night and they make you live forever. Yes, Two Rings. Well, I'm sorry, but when you can take physical form, please do give us a call, and we'll set you up with a nice set of these wonderful rings. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Vogel Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 brilliant you don't perchance, work in customer services do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 i'm going to life forever, but only for a little while. so far so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 brilliant you don't perchance, work in customer services do you? No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo." When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 If you work in an office, strap big magnets around your body and walk next to all hard drives 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARENTEE GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER LOL look at his other items NEO MAGS 12,000 Gauss NEODYMIUM MAGNET RINGS?! X-TREME NEW WEIGHT LOSS DIET PILL -BUY 2 AND GET 1 FREE TEST YOUR WATER, TDS METER, GREAT PPM TESTER! BUST / BREAST ENHANCER : BUY 2 AND GET 1 FREE Don't get a boobjob, drink the bottle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 I cry for the stupidity of human kind... You'd be crying forever then. "There are only two constants in the world: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by JediKnight_114 No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo." When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Vogel Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by JediKnight_114 No, afraid not, but I have dealt with Computer Tech support far too many times to be funny anymore. Especially when you're routed to what I believe to be the mole people at the center of the earth. "Hiellooo, tank yeuo for callingk Cumpak. My name is Rahajamabuldelllfacheckt. How can I elp yeuo." When I can understand fewer than two words from the tech support guy's greeting, I just hang up. So much for friendly technical support they forget it should also be "user" friendly technical support.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Well, I sure the Tech support that the Mole People provide is way cheeper to Compaq than say, a line in Missouri. So, in the long run, Compaq gets a better rate, and fewer people call their 800 number cause they know that they won't understand more than a couple of words. I'm really glad that it works out so well for Compaq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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