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It Sucks, Doesn't it?


JofaGuht

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After the odd high of last night I was in a "Wise words of appreciating life." sort of thing, and now I've come down with the reality check. Sequel to "It's Great Isn't It?"

 

It sucks, doesn't it, when amazon doesn't ship your Neurosis CD on time leaving you to suffer your lonely pain.

 

It sucks, doesn't it, when the theory of magnification of repetition becomes true in its mundane fashion, sucking your life dry, leaving an empty body to carry out what it's programmed to do,

 

It sucks, doesn it, when the two new cats your family member throws at you pisses and craps on everything you own.

 

It sucks, doesn't it, when Travis's car isn't working so you can't catch the midnight madness at the Tivoli and then he's too tired to watch any of the weird japanese films you throw at him.

 

It sucks, doesn't it, when the ground begins to cave inwards and a firey pit of darkness is unleashed on the world to wreak havoc upon undisipline makind...oh no, wait, that's acutally pretty cool, never mind, scratch that last one.

 

Now post whatever things make life so unbearable. You have my permission to be as angsty as you please.

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It sucks, doesn't it, when you have no reason to get up in the morning because school's a bitch and you only have one friend that you really consider a friend, and when everyone calls you rootin' tootin' rasberry because you have pimples all over your face, and when all the fu*king nerds think there your friend but you really hate them but they just can't take a hint because they've never had a friend in there life, and when the people you thaught were your friends ditch you for the people you've worked your whole life to piss off (aka the popular kids (aka the facist as*holes))!

 

Okay, that was a few months ago, but my point still remains valid.

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it sucks, doesn't it, when you're confused all the time?

it sucks, doesn't it, when nobody cares about the award shows that you try to facilitate on the forum?

it sucks, doens't it, when your posts always go unnoticed?

it sucks, doesn't it, when you misspell "doesn't" (see last question)?

it sucks, doesn't it, when jennifer capriati loses to freakin' serena williams in the ladies' quarterfinals of wimbledon?

it sucks, doesn't it, when serena williams makes it to the finals?

it sucks, doesn't it, when you can't play the game that you downloaded for 18 minutes called "ben's game" that joshi posted about?

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it sucks, doesn't it, if you wake up in the bath tub, covered with disgorged matter having no idea where you are, except for that bath tub thing.

 

it sucks, doesn't it, if you then recognize that strange dream you had was no dream, it is the reason why you are covered with disgorged matter.

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it sucks doesn't it, when you get a vacuum cleaner stuck to your face. :D

 

it sucks doesn't it, when you always pick the slowest line at a check-out.

 

it sucks doesn't it, when you're in a rush it always takes longer to get somewhere, but if you're not in a rush you always get there early.

 

it sucks doesn't it, when you try to be quiet, you always seem to make more noise.

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It sucks doesn't it, when your automatic savings account takes £50 from your current acount leaving you with -£27, and then you go into a shop to buy a book and get embarrased at the fact that you can't because of your stupid savings account which evidentally only has about £150.

 

It sucks doesn't it, when you transfer your money back, buy 3 books off the internet and end up with nothing again and have to work 2 8 hour shifts just to get a little bit of cash

 

It sucks doesn't it, when exams stop you from working anyway because according to your parents, you have to study, leaving you with no money for after the exams.

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It sucks, doesn't it, when every page on LucasForums brings up "A timeout error occurred when contacting ads.gorillanation.com"? If these cretins have to force ads down our overfilled gullets, at least they should work! It's worse than popups! >:

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Originally posted by Joshi

It sucks, doesn't it, when people don't use decent web browsers so they don't come across the above problem.

Hope you're not insinuating that I should be using Firefox, because I am already. :~
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Yeah, same thing here with Firefox. It sucks, doesn't it?

 

As a side note, the browser does it's job when warning about a timed-out connection, the ad provider or LF should get its act together. :~

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