Mike Windu Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 I was watching Episode I today, and it reminded me of some things that were left to chance. So I decided to make it into a forum game entitled "little things that would have changed the galaxy" What you do is you alter something that would have a great effect on the rest of the Star Wars timeline. Please, make it a smart change, no "darth maul gets run over by a pod racer" type responses. To start you off, here's mine. Queen Amidala: I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's leadership. -weeks later- Palpatine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASN'T ELECTED CHANCELLOR?! Have fun with this guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 anakin lost the pod race, qui gon and the crew stay behind to get brutally owned by darth maul, anakin also dies so no more darth vader, no more luke or leia, han stays frozen in carbonyte(sp), no leia in gold bikini(dang!)r2d2 never fihgts yoda becuase wouldprobably get sold to someone, 3 threepio never gets finished and so on and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manoman81 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 What if Luke had stayed to finish his training? Han and Leia would have been captured. Han would be owned by Jabba a lot longer than he was. Leia would have most likely been killed. Luke would have been able to resist and take down Vader and the Emperor. But, the second Death Star would not have been destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 I was thinking more of funny/witty one liners >_> kinda like a game <_< Here's some more: Boss Nass: "Life debt or no life debt, Binks stays here and dies!" Obi-Wan: Well, I promised Qui-Gon I'd train this kid, but since the council seems so against it . . . WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!........ THERE GOES THE LAST ONE! If R2-D2 were running Windows2000 and "locked up" just before getting the shield generator on-line. -on the ship, finding a planet to land on- Obi-Wan: Here, Master. Endor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 What if Greedo shot first and got Han? "This kid could fufill the Prophecy, he could bring balance to the force." "There are more Jedi than Sith. You idiot, that kid will kill us all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tyrion What if Greedo shot first and got Han? Don't open that can of worms, you jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tyrion What if Greedo shot first and got Han? Han would have survived somehow and shot Greedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!........ THERE GOES THE LAST ONE! TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by TK-8252 I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_> "Pod shows no sign of life." "Shoot it anyway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Vader: "no, i am your father" Luke: " oh, ok sweet lets kick some ass!" what if yoda left the pillar to crush obi and anakin? Lieia: " r2! get dponw here!" threepio: " going? wh--BOOM!! what if obi actually tried to kill vader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 "The hyperdrive is leaking, we need to install the BACKUP " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Marin Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by TK-8252 I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_> Yep, then all your stormtrooper buddies wouldn't have gotten totally owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Cheech Marin Yep, then all your stormtrooper buddies wouldn't have gotten totally owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 hahah! thats wicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 *Palpatine* "Good, good. Now strike your father down, and take his place at my side!" *Luke* No...I...Ah what the hell am I doing?! It is your fault that I'm such a whiney ass brat! I mean..."You are inside me, torturing me!" Gah! Just die you corny ass excuse for a Sith Lord!" Luke strikes him down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I love that pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu "The hyperdrive is leaking, we need to install the BACKUP " or alternately, in the version endorsed by Miscrosoft "The hyperdrive is leaking, lucky we're running XP pro sp2, we can use a system restore point to just before we left naboo..... *clicks "restore"* *hyperdrive computer crashes* Dang !" mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 *sigh* wish i knew any... EDIT: how about... Vader: 'Where are the plans?' Captain Antilles: 'In that stupid little astromech! Let go already!' EDIT: or... Ben's ghost: Use the force, luke! *Luke fires proton torpedoes at the death star shaft* Luke: 'Rats, i missed. Anyone else still got torpedoes?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 What if Anakin or Palpatine(a.k.a. Darth Sidious) wouldn't have born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Cool thread "I'd rather kiss a wookie!" *leia grabs Chewbacca, kisses him, falls instantly in love with him and they have little half-human half-wookie babies* "There's too many of them!" 'You're right! Let's get the Heck out of here!' *Rebel Forces retreat like little girls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 "I'd rather kiss a wookie!" *leia grabs Chewbacca, kisses him, falls instantly in love with him and they have little half-human half-wookie babies* So that's how the first Ewok's were born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Luke (in ewok village): 'threepio, tell them you will use your magic if they won't stop!' *Luke rises C3PO into the air, Ewoks are scared as hell* Ewoks (translated): 'He angry, now we really have to hurry up the sacrifices!' *chop. chop. chop.* End of story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Emperor: "Now you will witness the power of this fully functional battle station!" *Loud popping noise* Tech Guy: "Ummm, Emperor....the uh....laser is broken....I dont think it's going to fire..." Emperor: "What the? They said it was working!" Tech Guy: "I know, but we never really tested it, we just sort of assumed....." Emperor: "....****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Here's some more funny ones from me list: Ascension guns! Um... we stopped issuing those out after your last round of budget cuts milady... Watto: "..speaking of which...howse de gonna pay for all this?" Qui-gon (igniting lightsaber): "Pay?" "Oh My! A come from behind victory from Sebulba!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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