Sivy Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 old but always funny... replace a word in a line from star wars to 'pants' for comedic effect... "I find your lack of pants disturbing" - Darth Vader "Lock the door, And hope they don't have pants."- Han "You came in those pants? you're braver than I thought." - Leia "You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." - Uncle Owen "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." - Darth Vader "Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" - Leia "Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" - -Han "Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." - Obi Wan take it away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I've got a bad feeling about pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 This is soooo old...but I'll play along. "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "That blast came from the pants!" ~Lando Calrissian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Heh, sure this is old. Heck, i've seen this at least five times, but it doesn't make it less fun. I once knew a site that had a whole lot of 'em, if i find it i'll post them here... 'You were right about one thing master: The pants were short...' - Obi-wan Kenobi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 "Patience, my blue pants" "Uhhhhh.....had a slight pants malfunction. But.....fine..... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine......How are you?" "Mudhole? Slimey? My pants this is." "Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 'LUKE! WE'RE GETTING PANTS!' EDIT: I found the site... Hmm... could've sworn there were more... Anyway: * She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. * Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. * The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. * These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. * I find your lack of pants disturbing. * Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. * TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? * Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. * A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. * Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. * You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. * I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. * You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. * General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. * Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 Originally posted by Doomgiver Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. i like that one "You are unwise to lower your pants" - vader "Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this" - han "I sense the conflict within you, let go of your pants!" - luke "Your pants, you will not need them." - yoda "Twilight is upon me, and soon pants must fall." - yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's favourite pants we will." - Yoda "Depends on What, Dex?" "Depends... on how good your pants are." - Dex "No, I am your pants." - Darth Vader "Atlast... We will have pants!" - Darth Maul "They must not find out the plans for the ultimate pants." - Geonosian Dude "I'm beginning to wonder wether you even got my pants." - Obi-Wan "Good Pants." - Obi-Wan "And Not just the men, no, but the wimmen, and the pants." - Anakin "You are the next thing I have to pants." - Anakin "Blast! This is why I hate pants!" - Obi-Wan "I don't mind pants, but what you're doing is suicide!" - Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 We now have the ultimate pants in the universe... I suggest we use it! Use the pants Luke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2004 Author Share Posted August 20, 2004 You'll have to sell your pants. – obi-wan My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? – han I need your pants, Luke. She needs your pants. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. – obi-wan I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. – yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Keralys Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "When we last met, I was but the learner. Now I am the pants." - Darth Vader "Well, my pants are ready, but I don't have a command crew for the shuttle." - Han Solo "I hate pants. They're so coarse, and rough, and irritating... and they get everywhere!" - Anakin Skywalker "Anakin... Anakin! Stay in those pants, where you'll be safe!" - Qui-gon Jinn "Oh, I do so hate space pants." - C-3P0 "The Pants have always been strong in my family. My father had them. I have them. And… my sister has them…” – Luke Skywalker "That's the last pants you'll ever make!" - Luke Skywalker "Anakin! What would she do in your place?" "She would... do her pants..." - Obi-wan and Anakin Skywalker "I feel the pants within you, boy... you want this, don't you... yes, you want your pants." - Emperor Palpatine. "No, Leia... you are my pants." "I know. Somehow, I've always known..." Luke and Leia Skywalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockniel Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "lost *his* pants master obi-wan has...how embarasing.. how imbarassing..." ~yoda "these arent the pants you are looking for" ~obi-wan "I killed them, they're like animals, and I killed them like animals! And not just the pants, but the shorts, and the dresses!" ~anakin "there is no pants for me now" ~vader "hey you! no pants!" ~bar waiter dude sorry if I got some of the lines wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Kenobi is here & the pants are with him ~ Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 General a fleet of pants have just come out of hyperspace in sector four! - Hoth Base Sensor Operator Your pants you'll have to leave them outside, we don't serve their kind in here. - Tatooine Bartender Wuhrer Your weapons... you will not need pants. - Yoda No thanks R2 I want to leave it on pants control for a while! - Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Is it just Star Wars, or can we do anything? You guys have already taken the good SW quotes... Expand your Imagi-Nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of my pants ~Vader Get in the pants you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!! ~Han Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kain Is it just Star Wars, or can we do anything? You guys have already taken the good SW quotes... Lets open it up*, just make sure to name the movie and the character you're quoting *if it's okay with Siv of course...but he's on his honeymoon....so who cares what he thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Gaarni Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 "Your overconfidence is your weakness" - Luke "You're faith in your pants is yours!" - Emperor Palpatine "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence" "You may dispence with the pleasentries. I am here to put you back on schedule" - Vader "I assure you, my men are working as fast as they can" "Then perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them"- Vader "I tell you, these pants will be done as planned" - Vaders Tailor "Do you know what's going on?" - TK-296 "Maybe it's another drill" - TK-837 "Have you seen those new pants?" - TK-296 "Yeah, the boys where talking about it, they say it's quite a thing ... What was that!?!" - TK-837 "Oops, that was me, I think I did something in my pants, don't worry about it. Uhm, anyway ....." - TK-296 This is what Vader really said in the control room on the Death Star: "This is a day long remembered. We have seen the end of Obi-Wan Kenobi, we'll soon see the end of his pants" - Vader No wonder Tarkin looked alittle strangly on him for a second there "Sir. Our scouts have reached Dantoooine. They found the remains of some pants, but it has been estimated to have been abandoned for some time. We are doing an extensive search of the surrounding systems" - Officer "She lied. She lied to us!" - Tarkin "I told you she would never consciously betray her pants" - Vader "What the ...? Aah, we've come out of hyperspace into someones pants" - Han "Our position is correct, except, no pants" - Han "Did you hear that? They shot off our pants" - C-3PO "Come boy. See for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of your pants ..." - Emperor Palpatine "Thank you. It is with a heavy heart I accept these pants. I promise I will return them when I am done" - Senator Palpatine "Yes. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your pants" Ok, and to round it up, I could go on and on the most famous of them all: "May the pants be with you ... always" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 'Luke, you've switched off your pants. what's wrong?' I know, it's not a very good one... 'I don't have any pants' - leia, After vader asks for the 'Pants' they intercepted, aboard the Tantive IV... Thoguh i'm not sure if that was the correct line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Dantooine...... The pants are on Dantooine -Leia (Stolen from Doom's idea. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 That's no pants, it's a Space Station. - Obi-Wan Wev'e lost the pants deflector shield, go back and strap-in I'm going to try to make the jump to lightspeed! - Han Solo I need a pants that understands the binary language of moisture-vaporators. - Owen Lars You don't know the power of the darkside... I must pants my master! - Darth Vader You two-timing swindler... you got a lot of pants coming here after what you pulled! - Lando Calrissian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Keralys Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 "You think those are pants you're wearing? Hmp." - Morpheus speaking to Neo in Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawker Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 "Take off your pants and show me the sunshine." ~ Darth Maul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Question: Where in hell did Darth Maul say that? "We're losing pants fast. There goes the last one!" ~Obi I'll think up more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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