Nalukai Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-12-04-ghost-auction_x.htm Bart should have sold his soul on there instead of to Millhouse for 5 clams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shok_Tinoktin Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 $78, eh? I've got some scary relatives. Do they have to be dead for me to sell them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 hehe all u need to do is say your kid (don't tell them you really don't have one) has some life threatening disease, and you're selling this crap family heirloom to get funds to help pay for his meds. damn i should do this...i could use the extra money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 gee, how stupid TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 *Nominates eBay as "Best Site EVAR".* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Nalukai Bart should have sold his soul on there instead of to Millhouse for 5 clams. I was gonna sell my soul on eBay, I looked and there was already somone doing it. Nice story with the ghost though, I hope the kid gets over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Ebay owns your soul. Damn, I bet mine was on there somewhere...I bet Kain bought it...bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 *goes to sell air guitar on e-bay* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Leper Messiah *goes to sell air guitar on e-bay* been done as well, i've looked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by jon_hill987 been done as well, i've looked. whats the going price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 I can't be sure as it was ages ago but I don't think there were any bids. there was a picture though. Just had another look, no pic but heres another one http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33040&item=3767415364&rd=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 That's kind of sad... Also found that somebody's selling their imaginary friend, Charles. the bid is currently $1 Another imaginary friend is at 1 cent. A ghost of an imaginary friend is going for $10. The final one on the 'imaginary friend' list that actually is an imaginary friend is described as follows: You are bidding on the current occupant of my daughters mind. Inside my daughters head lives a young woman. She states that her name is Eden. She has been a long term friend/companion to my child. Not yet have I been informed that shes harmed my daughter in any way. My daughter constantly relays to me that she visits her in her dreams, keeps her company, and comforts her. She insists that this "Eden" is a wonderful person to talk to and to share your secrets with. "Eden" is very friendly, kind spirited and loyal.(Not one of those imaginary buggers that like to disappear after awhile.) However, My daughter feels as if shes taking to much of her, as she likes to call, "Guardian Angel" or "Imaginary Friend". Reason for auction: 1. My daughter wishes to give this gift to someone else and allow them to enjoy the comforts of having a permanent friend to share things with and confide in. 2. We would like to see how much one will bid on this auction. I mean, we're not selling haunted household items, toys, or food. Just selling a figment of my child's imagination. Good God! are these people sad or what!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe© Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 odd what these nut cases will buy, ten bucks for a figment of the minds eye. most of us had imaginary friend when we were little, but to sell them is a little bit much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 I have a lil catalog of all the people who I've tricked out of their souls. Its about half the size of the A-H Encyclopedia Britannica. I keeps it hidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Hahaha! How about selling your own son on Ebay? Includes free shipping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 A local radio station interviewed her, yah, she made $78 and gave it to some .com company (Like, golden Casino or something) lame TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest Hahaha! How about selling your own son on Ebay? Includes free shipping! Even that has been done. Some guy wanted to sell his son because he liked gay people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 lol the air guitar is classic......hey, maybe i could sell tap water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 LoL, still no bids on "jimi hendrix's air guitar with free invisable strap" the chap is even throwing in an invisible Amp. the postage is a fiver though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I should sell a jar of spit. I could probably get a few dollars out of it TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe© Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 My dentist said that I had so many cavities that he was going to send a sample of my saliva to the university of Wisconsin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by Kain I have a lil catalog of all the people who I've tricked out of their souls. Its about half the size of the A-H Encyclopedia Britannica. I keeps it hidden. Mine is in there isn't it? You bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by SeleneRayne Mine is in there isn't it? You bastard! price you pay i guess anyway, my soul went years ago, but i maintain the KFC burger was worth it come to think of it guys, the dude said my soul would make a good ghost.... hmmmmmmmm *goes to bid* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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