Mex Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith Tetris But the blocks are touching. -20 Points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Yes, and they all have different colors. (interracial activities) -10 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 and the pink ones are gay. -20 pts. and will sometimes touch. -40 additional pts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 -10 for occultism. (summoning blocks) Tetris gets a 0/100! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PR-0927 Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I HATE these people with all of my heart. They are dumbass assholes (pardon the language). What the ****!! Read these, you'll see what I mean: http://almenconi.com/media/apr03/040903.html http://almenconi.com/media/may03/052603.html http://almenconi.com/media/jul03/070903.html http://almenconi.com/media/sept03/090203.html http://almenconi.com/media/jan04/010404.html http://almenconi.com/media/may04/052504.html http://almenconi.com/media/apr04/040504.html http://almenconi.com/media/jul04/070804.html I want these people to die. Now. Period. Check out every link, you will see what I mean. I am a Hindu, and I am very liberal and tolerant of other religions (most Hindus are very tolerant of other religions). They also dissed Halo 2 on that site, and gave Tony Hawk's Underground 2 a 37% "F--." I may sound mean saying this, but if most Christians are like this...I AM SORRY!! This is why conservatism is bad. This thread has awakened me and made me see how bad conservatism can get. I knew it was bad, but not that bad. The one main reason I hate those people is a link I posted above: http://almenconi.com/media/may03/052603.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Dear Al, We praise God for your work and vision. We were blessed by your visit to our church a few months ago. We desperately need your help and advice now regarding “Star Wars” My wife and I are struggling as parents in deciding whether to let our 14 year old daughter watch Star Wars. LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Concerning your question asking if I believe other religions are wrong; yes they are wrong. Jews believe we are wrong. Muslims believe Christians and Jews are wrong. And no they don’t believe in the same God as Christians. The Bible teaches that if they really believed in God, they would believe in Jesus. Jesus is God in the flesh (God in a bod.) Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, and Christians all believe the others are wrong. We can’t all be right. We can all be wrong, but it is impossible for all to be right. I believe there is much valid proof for me to strongly believe all other religions are wrong. I am tolerant of these other religions but it doesn’t stop me from believing (knowing) they are wrong. That’s what tolerant means. Right... I have nothing against christians, but once people begin to say their religion is real, and the rest isn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 There are hundreds of religions in the world, and they all say they are correct and the others are wrong... hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverhoodian Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Majin Revan I may sound mean saying this, but if most Christians are like this...I AM SORRY!! Believe me, many Christians aren't as extreme as these. I should know, being a Christian myself. I happily play Halo 2 and Call of Duty without agonizing over how the violence may "corrupt" me or how Mario games may be teaching me "demonic messages." The reason why this minority of conservative Christians is so vocal is because of their strong feelings about these things. However, they fail to recognize that their ignorant rants and hypocrisy have been counterproductive, causing a backlash that has changed the word "Christian" from describing someone's faith to callous ignorance and intolerance. There are Christians like this out there, however; I had a friend once whose parents had very Puritanical views. He couldn't read The Hobbit or any other fantasy book because it contained "magic." His parents didn't allow him to watch movies that were over PG (and he wasn't allowed to watch some PG films). He was home-schooled because they didn't like the idea of public schools teaching such important things as evolution and sex education. Heck, he couldn't get Mario Party because it contained "gambling." He's going to be in for one heck of a shock when he leaves home and finds out what the real world is really like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I'd like to see the reviews they'd give for a misfits album. It'd bring me much pleasure to mock their idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Pong review: Game Summary: Pong is a classic game created by some old company, Atari or like, Colececovision or some **** like that. Well, the game is pretty simple in terms of gameplay, but can be addicting, and can actually keep people from their daily bible reading. But, if taken in small doses, Pong can be a fun and safe game. The objective of Pong is to bounce a "ball" between two "sticks" that look a lot like penises to me, more on that later. But you get a point for each time you get the "ball" past the other "stick." The game finishes when you reach a pre-determined amount of goals. Scoring Note: Each category can earn up to 20 points. The higher the score the more appropriate the game is for family. Please see our grading key to see how these categories break down. Violence Score: 7 out of 20 (Property Destruction) (-13) points Last time I checked, violence towards objects was considered destruction of property, and since balls are depicted being hit in this game, to some people it can be violent. Especialy to Mormons. Children could learn the message that property destruction is okay and fun. So it is very important that you supervise your kids for destructive tendences. If they want to destroy property, sit them down, lecture them about Jesus and the Bible, and read them passage Genesis 17:11 to them 127 times while having a priest splash 1/4 of a gallon of holy water on him or her. (Repeat 3 times a day for 3 weeks until conditions improve) For advanced treatment, click Here Language: 1 out of 20 Satanic Messages (-19) The "blip" sounds in the game could be considered subliminal messages for satanic messages aimed at youths. (When, in an impossible coincedence, that the "blips" are used for messages in morse code, Satanic messages could be formed.) ~ Ed. Nudity/Sexual Content: 11 out of 20 Homosexual Induenndo (-9) The two "sticks" can be seen as two penises, and seeing them going up and down isn't exactly good, clean fun. Occult/Supernatural: 2 out of 20 Satanic Messages (-18) Satanic messages could possibly be the worst for a young Christian child. After playing this game, when you think little Jimmy is up in his room, praying, reading the Bible, or pretend preaching to his stuffed animals, he could be making a pentagram out of cursed toe nail clippings of witches and summoning the Devil to take his soul. So take extremely extreme caution! Cultural/Moral/Ethical: 5 out of 20 Multiple 4-letter words in Morse code (-15) To help me to review this game, Morse Code expert translator Rainer Mussen and I played the game for 7 hours straight looking for bad words. We recorded (2) f*cks, (3) Sh*ts, (1) a**, (1) d*mn, (4) j*rk, and (53) "D*mb f*ck! Pong doesn't have f*cking morse code messages, I wanna leave!" So if your child can understand morse code, be careful. Conclusion: Pong is a fun, yet controvesial game, approch with extreme caution. Much like an unfired motar round from WWI you might find in France. In the end, I give Pong 12 (F--) in the end. im just kidding about the stuff I say, I have nothing against anyone, I don't dislike bible readers or Mormons or anything btw, look up that passage ;-P TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Discovered it some time ago, they're nuts. Especially the "cult" part of it... "noes they use the force!" ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL The game Obi Wan promotes the killing of bad guys. While this is done in a non-graphic way, younger children may still have a hard time with it. My 5-year-old son was watching me play once when I accidentally killed a good guy. He became visibly upset and wanted to know why. Poor child OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL In the game you enjoy certain Force abilities: jumping higher, pushing enemies and objects, pulling objects out of the enemy's hands, slowing down time and using special lightsaber techniques. The game, however, does not try to push the Force as an actual religion or as something you can study in real life. Then whats the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 TiE.... wow. You're disturbed. You read the bible to find that passage eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith TiE.... wow. You're disturbed. You read the bible to find that passage eh? Im just having fun before I say anything, but no. Biblegateway.com search can yeild funny results TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 and naturally, you search foreskin.... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith I'd like to see the reviews they'd give for a misfits album. It'd bring me much pleasure to mock their idiocy. I'd like to see them review Marduk - F*ck Me Jesus >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Pie™ I'd like to see them review Marduk - F*ck Me Jesus >_> I think they gave it a +20 for jesus mentioning. and like -120 for .... well... do I really have to explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith and naturally, you search foreskin.... interesting. No, when I had to look up things in the bible for relgion homework, I skipped across something about the circumsicion, laughed, and kept going. But so, I looked it up on that site and that was the best one. meh TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 http://almenconi.com/news/oct04/100704.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Know what makes me happy? Is that Bam Margera can piss off so many people... ...****ing butt-nuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by Dave Grohl http://almenconi.com/news/oct04/100704.html I'm suprised they didn't try to use Leia's slave girl costume as a "nudity" factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Mania Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 People, get a grip. They are only reviews, opinions!. And you shouldn't even bother reading Christian reviews if you hate them so much. What ever happened to the respect of other religions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 We are respecting other religions. But we think the reviews are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Originally posted by Monkey Mania People, get a grip. They are only reviews, opinions!. And you shouldn't even bother reading Christian reviews if you hate them so much. What ever happened to the respect of other religions? Yah, when reading reviews on Gamespot, I make sure that the reviewer isn't Christian TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 I'll trash a buddhist game reviewer if I think his reviewing is ****. I'm all for equality, equality to kick ass and slander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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