CaptainRAVE Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 According to police, 25 year old Brent Brown qualifies as being the "World's Dumbest Criminal" due to his actions that got him arrested after robbing a Domino's Pizza delivery girl. Brown, along with 18 year old Andre Moore, were arrested when Brown decided it would be a good idea to phone the 18 year old victim from his cell phone to apologize and ask her out on a date. The victim declined Brown's invitation but did give his cell phone number to police who later arrested the dimwitted duo. Police are still seeking a 16 year old juvenile in connection to the incident. Now this is stuff that needs the death penalty: Just walking around with thoughts like "That girl I robbed was cute, I should ask her out". How does he help society? Is he really going to find the cure for aids or cancer? (Not counting testing it on him) He does have a good 25 year old heart, lets give it to a 70 year old doctor working on the cure for cancer or aids, even if he doesn't need it just yet. Keep a spare on ice. Ok, he does have a right to live and I am a bit extreme. But only a little. I hope in prison he earns his doctrine in something so he at least contribute to society or breaks even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That is one dumb mofo. What did he say? "Hey, I robbed you the other night, you wanna go out for a pizza sometime?" To be honest I'm ammaised someone that dumb can string enough words together to ask anyone out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Dumb, dumb, dumb people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That guy is seriously dumb, but I really hope you're not serious about the death penality argument... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Sounds like something that would work in the movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRAVE Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by coupes. That guy is seriously dumb, but I really hope you're not serious about the death penality argument... Kind of the idea Hitler had.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by CaptainRAVE Kind of the idea Hitler had.... Well, isn't that grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by KBell Sounds like something that would work in the movies Yeah, like in a Kevin Smith movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Yeah, like in a Kevin Smith movie! I can totally picture Jay doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 You know what's kiinda sad? She wouldn't have been as lucky if she was ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 .... Lucky? She got called by the guy that mugged her. That seems a bit more traumatic than just getting mugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith I can totally picture Jay doing that. Nah, he'd mug her, give her back her money, and demand sex for his chivalry(along with Bob). Of course, he would utter first: "I wanna go first, I hate sloppy seconds." If anyone knows which Kevin Smith's movie that's from, a cookie to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Tyrion "I wanna go first, I hate sloppy seconds." If anyone knows which Kevin Smith's movie that's from, a cookie to you. Dogma! ... right? I'm pretty sure it's Dogma, when he asks about if there was like 5 minutes left until they were to die, if she'd pork him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith .... Lucky? She got called by the guy that mugged her. That seems a bit more traumatic than just getting mugged. Yeah. But in turn they caught the guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Hey! He did appologise.... i think its romantic... just like one of those movies where the thief or hitman falls in love with his victim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I think that was a cute thing to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 In prison maybe someone will appologize for tagging HIM and ask him on a date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by jon_hill987 That is one dumb mofo. What did he say? "Hey, I robbed you the other night, you wanna go out for a pizza sometime?" To be honest I'm ammaised someone that dumb can string enough words together to ask anyone out. And I'm amazed someone as dumb as you can spell "amazed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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